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Tan____Kinky

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15 Apr 2008

Quote by grotmeister
is it possible to insert a photo here in the thread? I have some I want to display but dunno how to do it :

Baring in mind of what can and cant be shown in the forum - i find the easiest way to do this us to upload via photobucket or image shack then it gives you the option to resize and also gives you the link to post in forums - copy and paste in the box press preview and you should have a picture in the box
like so

15 Apr 2008

Quote by lyns
Our house is "lived in" I like to think boring people live in show homes....

My mum lived in a show home for years everything was untouched and un lived in (and expected everyone else in her clan to have to time to keep up the perfect show home ness to, even their own houses) now she has a toddler running about the place and working full time she cant do it - her words *Impossible* It brought her down to earth with a massive whopping bump but in the same resepct has made her realise there is alot more important things in life than a spotless house

14 Apr 2008

Quote by easy
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that is so your face sat between 2 lasses talking handbags and shopping :giggle: :giggle:

14 Apr 2008

Quote by winchwench
So, do you think that banning the MAP for under 16's will stop them having sex?
The reality is, under age teens have sex. I did - although only just- and I'm damn sure I'm not alone on here.
I sure as hell wouldn't encourage it- but I'm a realist, it happens. Therefore it seems a damn sight better that a young girl who acted like young girls do gets the opportunity to access these services, rather than has an unwanted pregnancy.

Picking out the bit on bold if services has been available to me at the time i would have used them, Im a realist to, no amount of pushing things under the carpets will stop girls having sex or falling pregnant,

14 Apr 2008

Quote by Cherrytree

run around sue (dion?/del shannon? not sure which cos the vino has started to effect briancells) pretty much sums me up
where the fluck did del shannon come from
boys and girls ladeeez and gentlemen take a warning from this alcohol frazzles your brain : :
think i need to go hide now

Del Shannon was Runaway - not so far wrong, Tanny.
Ah ty for claryfying that (not really to hard to get mixed up is it?) redface

redface

14 Apr 2008

I either say (to door knockers)my mistress is not home right now, she deals with all of that wink

wink

to callers i usually just hang up

14 Apr 2008

Quote by Sarah
I think we are still waiting for Tune to return.......

Its not looking good bolt

bolt

14 Apr 2008

still amazes me how much hair actually comes out of one dog let alone 2 3 or 4 (i have to empty my 2l capasity hoover 3 times a week and its almost all dog hair. Are short haired dogs any better? and why does it float yes floats around i find it on top of door frames, in cupboards and everywhere mad

mad

am quite lucky with paw prints though she has her own little corridor with radiator where she is left until she dries of so rest of the floors remain pretty paw print free
considering that i wouldnt be without the hairball

13 Apr 2008

Quote by Freckledbird

Admit it, you thought I was going to be a big grey dog didn't you! lol

lol

I thought you would be kinda scary :scared:
rotflmao

rotflmao

Scary Stormy? He's lovely! smile

smile

I know that now redface

redface

redface

13 Apr 2008

Quote by Stormwalker

Admit it, you thought I was going to be a big grey dog didn't you! lol

lol

I thought you would be kinda scary :scared:

13 Apr 2008

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13 Apr 2008

i dont get hangovers either wink

wink

and i dont usually eat til afternoon

13 Apr 2008

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
thanks for a great night la nice to meet you all good laugh and good crack defo up for going down there again

almost forgot did the mrs enjoy seeing the london eye! wink

wink

aye yup another good quote from mrs numptynorth she is very classic when she cums out with these,,,,,,,,,in the middle of manchester see a big wheel and she says "is that the london eye" ffs la lol

lol

not that i can talk like i couldnt even find my way home seen parts of pool i never new existed redface

redface

13 Apr 2008

i dont flirt :smug:
bolt

bolt

ok ok i do really but more to tease not to give people the wrong ideas

13 Apr 2008

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
thanks for a great night la nice to meet you all good laugh and good crack defo up for going down there again

almost forgot did the mrs enjoy seeing the london eye! wink

wink

13 Apr 2008

i met a few that was on my *would like to meet* list last night checking profiles and pics so made sure i could reconise a few (not that i ever remember n have to be told several times) rolleyes

rolleyes

13 Apr 2008

sat on a bus redface

redface

in a pub

wink

in a graveyard rolleyes

rolleyes

13 Apr 2008

i use vso image resizer its a free download and you can do one or many at once
sure there is many similar products / downloads available

am sure photo bucket/image shack have image resizers to if the pics aint to rude lol

lol

then there is programs like photoshop pro etc that do the job
hope this helps

13 Apr 2008

i hoover twice a day (due to excessive amounts of dog hair) mop once a week (all laminate)
the dishwasher hides the dirty dishes and that goes on once every day or 2 days depending on how many i have cooked for etc, tops are washed down with disinfectant every time kitchen is used
the bathroom is giving a thourough clean once a week and rinced after showers/baths
i never iron
im not the tidyiest of people but my house is clean

13 Apr 2008

Nope i dont think we pay for sex we pay for the toys clothes etc for the pleasure of them - i know plenty of vanillas who also have a toy box or draw full of sexy clothing it is not something that applies just to swingers

13 Apr 2008

Happy birthday hunni kiss

kiss

Was lovely to meet you at long last (oh and the cuddly one to) lol

lol

13 Apr 2008

ya added w

13 Apr 2008

Thanks kate was nice meeting all new faces (except the geordie speaking ones and Ms ) lol

lol

lol

Thanks to my travelling companions and designated drivers for getting me home (not sure safely is the word) :twisted: :twisted:
But thanks for a great night kiss

kiss

12 Apr 2008

Quote by poshkate
wooohoo few more hours and we setting off

er what time are we setting off?
yay! its tonight
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
double :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: yey its tonight small NE gang on tour (we need a woohoo emote)
ps. earthy we setting of at 4 ish?

12 Apr 2008

Quote by Theladyisaminx
I saw on TV yesterday that a cpl have been told they can not foster children as they will not categorically state they won't smack their own child. They did say catagorically would not smack any child fostered by them. It is such a shame I guess thats just another few kids left in institutionalised care then

Why couldnt they have just seen how that couples own Children had turn out? dunno

dunno

Wouldn't that have given them some idea how good a parents they would make? dunno

dunno

Its alot more to do with possibles etc IMO if the foster parents were to look after a child who had been abused beaten etc seeing another child or even being smacked themselves (however the smack was meant wether for behaviour etc) could have huge consequences and open up a whole different can of worms. Social services are only covering all areas / eventualities? and have the best interest of the child in mind

12 Apr 2008

Quote by helnheaven

run around sue (dion?/del shannon? not sure which cos the vino has started to effect briancells) pretty much sums me up

Dion and the Belmonts biggrin

biggrin

where the fluck did del shannon come from
boys and girls ladeeez and gentlemen take a warning from this alcohol frazzles your brain confused

confused

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confused

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think i need to go hide now

12 Apr 2008

Quote by Aquilo
Aquilo, oh how your avator makes me think *this one time at band camp i stuck a flute up my......* :giggle:
or do i just have a really strange sence of humour

Mmmmm.... well your avatar got me thinking too X_Fanny... :P
... is this what you're hiding in that cleavage?...

oh ffs you been talking to dek :twisted: yes my boobs have the apt? name of grant n phil :scared: another of my secrets is out bolt

bolt

11 Apr 2008

Quote by markz
I know a song that'll get on your nerves...........

ditto that, or crazy - gnarls barkeley
run around sue (dion?/del shannon? not sure which cos the vino has started to effect briancells) pretty much sums me up rolleyes

rolleyes

11 Apr 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
Don't care - I prefer blokes to be in charge. :twisted:

Amen to that

11 Apr 2008

Quote by Aquilo
I'm so pleased I resisted the urge to say that it would make it easy for you and your partner to make sweet music together.... DAMMIT!!

why? we do sometimes wink

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