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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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Quote by noladreams30
I get them waxed.....it takes about 30 seconds and they get them perfect everytime, although I would check out the salon before you go cos you wouldn't want them waxing the whole lot off now would you :lol2:

Yep... me too, soooooo much less faff!
Tried that once they looked great only i was allergic to the wax and looked like the elephant man for 3 weeks :scared:
Quote by Freckledbird

Anyway, back to this eyebrow discussion....
I plucked mine the other day - it feckin hurts rolleyes

I pluck my daughter's eyebrows - it's hilarious lol
Goes something like:
pluck
OW!
pluck
OW!
pluck
OW!
lol lol lol
Yup sounds the same in my house although i do my own and have to the whole raising glasses up and down to see, tongue sticking out the the right and eyes watering while plucking :cry:
Quote by firelizard
Tan said.....
As for Splendid, I cant quite invisage her double ender as an ornament complete with stand on her fireplace collecting dust can you? so i think she does have sex and what an experience that would be
cool
Amongst other stuff
rotflmao rotflmao
You have a point there!! and yes Tan I can definitely imaging you having sex, no trouble at all lol

rotflmao rotflmao should i be worried confused:
Quote by markz

cucumber farmers dunno

Just how big is your foofoo.............. rolleyes
Not as big as yours rolleyes
Quote by winchwench
Captain Pugwash.
He had Seaman Staines. confused
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I've had a seaman from Staines. :rascal:
wasnt Ali G was it? wink bolt
For a minute there i thought i was going to be on the list :scared:
Freckles (She's far too correct & nice )
Splendid (Lets face it no-one is ever going to pass the rigorous exams thats even if they manage to match her profile )
Missy (her partner and her lovely self would not stop laughing long enough )
Lost (Too busy putting the world to rights )
Of course Freckles has sex didnt you know the nice girls are the worst wink
As for Splendid, I cant quite invisage her double ender as an ornament complete with stand on her fireplace collecting dust can you? so i think she does have sex and what an experience that would be
cool
Cant comment on missy :twisted:
I agree with your comment about Lost I see him sitting there next to the coal fire, cat by his feet a pint of the finest ale available :notes: thinking up well thought out and meaningful threads while the mrs bakes cakes or reads little kiddles nursery rhymes redface please Lost dont spoil the nice little view i have in my head.
I somehow cant see Markz having sex to busy rolleyes and being animilistic (licking him self and chasing his tail sort of animilistic) bolt
son watches spongebob rolleyes rolleyes
now its the likes of ben 10, trading cards and the beginnings of teenager ish programs :doh: it was all so simple back then with the tellitubbies (sp)
Quote by splendid_
oh, I wanna join in. How do I get pics in a thread without it being hosted on this site or another ?

Upload them onto your profile it can then be put onto here i think
oh gosh tan, have you been at the wine? I said NOT on this site. rolleyes
kissI did delete but you beat me to it redface im busted i misread
carry on nothing to see here wink
Quote by splendid_
oh, I wanna join in. How do I get pics in a thread without it being hosted on this site or another ?

In a very difficult way
Quote by Whipsnspurs
jaymar i think you are wrong to say it's not our business. if they contact us why is it not our business? if they choose to play away from home without their partner knowing why should we have the choice to refuse them taken away from us? how is that right?
i'm not judging anyone who thinks it's ok. it's their choice. but i still believe that we should all have the choice and the right to refuse. having stated quite clearly that we don't want to play with them they should respect our wishes too. i have a right to choose who suits us best and who i feel comfortable with. i don't feel comfortable being with a guy who is cheating on his partner. to say just get on with it idicates that i should ignore how i feel to let someone else get his end away behind his partners back.
as i see it if they contact me they are making it my business. i don't care what the reasons are behind it.

I think what jaymar was getting at is we should be none judgemental about others who may or may not be married/attached/with someone, Of course it is your choice who you play with, no one is saying otherwise we are all adults and surely open minded enough to say yes it happens i do/dont want to do it but fair game to those who do . we are all here for pretty much the same reasons and we all pay our money
Quote by Steve
People can still steal photos with the right-click disabled but all photos uploaded to SH appear with your user name watermarked over them. :thumbup:

There was a thread in the cafe a little while ago where someones pics had been lifted from the site and the watermarks had been removed :shock:
Its easy enough to do with the likes of photoshop etc which is a rather scary thought! :scared:
In the past i have had less trouble with married men who are playing without consent than the majority of real singles, this tends to be - not getting hassled for meets at stupid times of night or everytime you sign into msn/sh etc, they appear more discreet, and you can be more confident that it will be nsa. As a couple i play as a couple and seperately with consent
and yes as pointed out its not just men doing it
Quote by anais
Isnt it extra's who get more winks?? 30??? cant see free members being given 20. Pre members without extra's get 20..

Im not completely sure sure admin will know lol
I dont care really :giggle: I just go on winking sprees an see who answers me .. redface Tho, last time I did that everyone answered me back and I spent all night answering them and saying sorry, then the buggas answered those!!! confused confused :lol2: :lol2:
I never wink lol
Quote by anais
Isnt it extra's who get more winks?? 30??? cant see free members being given 20. Pre members without extra's get 20..

Im not completely sure sure admin will know lol
Quote by blonde
So the best thing before sliced bread is an oven? :doh: I dont think so........... :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Nah it was just a slight hijack on my part wink
Best thing before sliced bread? the bread slicer?
Quote by anais
I read all the winks and it has to be said that 90% are mostly blank profiles with no text and if there is a pic it`s just a cock close up !! rolleyes
From the rest we have been interested in one or two but have never got as far as meeting them.
Usually the blank profile ones appear to be from new members who have the idea that all they have to do is contact people and the shagging will begin ! wink

i have a funny feeling that you cant even write in the profile box as a free member all you can do is basically wink and post adds from the doing side of things you cant write in the forum either
Can free members send winks?
Yes but thats basically all
Quote by Whipsnspurs
they can send 2 winks a day. no profile though and they can't see any personal contact details in mail sent back to them either

i thought it was 20?
Quote by flower411
I read all the winks and it has to be said that 90% are mostly blank profiles with no text and if there is a pic it`s just a cock close up !! rolleyes
From the rest we have been interested in one or two but have never got as far as meeting them.
Usually the blank profile ones appear to be from new members who have the idea that all they have to do is contact people and the shagging will begin ! wink

i have a funny feeling that you cant even write in the profile box as a free member all you can do is basically wink and post adds from the doing side of things you cant write in the forum either
Quote by Heaven1970
Yeast, flour, salt water maybe dunno lol

oooo yeah and maybe the oven to cook it all in rolleyesAh but bread was made before ovens surely?
Quote by woohoo
i never did have a steady hand though wink

Eh!! Cough Cough!!
Can I borrow your hand for a few minutes tan?? rolleyes rolleyes

Just a few minutes? wink
Quote by winchwench
Thankfully, I'm pretty good with a camera.
Coz I'm shite with photoshop! :scared:

Im teaching myself photoshop :scared: i can crop and adjust all them things but comes to changing backgrounds n that n im hopeless i never did have a steady hand though wink
I stand up and blame SH because i get bored and decide to perve instead lol
Quote by splendid_
cillit bang is rubbish.
what you need is good old soda crystals. :P
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worship Amen to that - Bags of the stuff in my shopping trolley every week
Quote by lyns
Our house is "lived in" I like to think boring people live in show homes....

My mum lived in a show home for years everything was untouched and un lived in (and expected everyone else in her clan to have to time to keep up the perfect show home ness to, even their own houses) now she has a toddler running about the place and working full time she cant do it - her words *Impossible* It brought her down to earth with a massive whopping bump but in the same resepct has made her realise there is alot more important things in life than a spotless house
I personally feel slightly uncomfortable in peoples homes which are like show homes, it makes me scared to sit on the sofa incase I crease it, or accept the offer of a drink in case I spill it :scared: :lol2:
My mams house was somewhere i never settled because of things like you say specially when i was there with the son (kids love putting finger prints on patio doors they just have to touch) and it was a particular nark of my mothers :scared: