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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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my cam has not been its usual crystal clear self
actually the distorted look probly makes me look better
actually the distorted look probly makes me look better
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shed about 5 stone which would also mean my tummy thighs and bingo wings would be considerably smaller (and boobs i hope but not counting me chickens) i would like to be a couple inches taller and i would like to change me nose
but that never gonna happen so this is me as i stay and as i am tough luck aint it
but that never gonna happen so this is me as i stay and as i am
tough luck aint it Sex God
No problemo unc, some people have all the symptoms some people dont its really as simple as that my aunt knew she was at 3 days pregnant
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Quote by Cherrytree
It seems to stay with you long after you've watched it.
In edit - is it just me, or does it affect you more the second or third time you watch it?
was still thinging about it in bed last night watched it again today - still made me sob
and how proud is the boy of his father
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Quote by firelizard
blatant hijack
ooh fire has a new avator :eeek:
They were for the purpose of another thread
they're going now aww i liked that one :P
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be fair my face is pretty fecking ugly to look at
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
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some one said to me the other day *so what does a lady approaching 50 do round here then* erm ok no make up me hair aint done but still ..........
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ditto what dave said and anyone not touched by that imo must have a heart of stone
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Quote by helnheaven
however at the minute i have in my bedroom -
1 king size bed
3 sets of drawers
a dressing table
a wardrobe
a double bed mattress
flooring and underlay and beading in packs ready to lay
a cd player
2 big televisions
3 dvd players
1 video player
a computer
a computer desk
a computer chair (which i feel falling of as its broke)
spare cushions
3 big toy boxes (all full)
all the xmas decorations
hundreds of shoes
lots of potions and make up
4 mirrors
and a huge lion teddy
and the dog warming her spot up as we speak
And a Partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i had a bird in this morning if that counts :lol2: :lol2:
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i like a jentleman to do jentlemanly things (not on about paying) but dont find so many about
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Quote by benrums0n
LOL Bonedigger
Almost every woman I have ever been involved with ahs had some sort of exercise amchinery in the bedroom and it has always been used as a clothes rail.
Is it an old charter or something.
i dont :smug:
however at the minute i have in my bedroom -
1 king size bed
3 sets of drawers
a dressing table
a wardrobe
a double bed mattress
flooring and underlay and beading in packs ready to lay
a cd player
2 big televisions
3 dvd players
1 video player
a computer
a computer desk
a computer chair (which i feel falling of as its broke)
spare cushions
3 big toy boxes (all full)
all the xmas decorations
hundreds of shoes
lots of potions and make up
4 mirrors
and a huge lion teddy
and the dog warming her spot up as we speak
not much room for excersixe thingymebobs
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Quote by jaymar
For all of you who said implants are a big 'no no' and turn you off, how would you feel if the implants were the result of breast cancer?
Just playing devil's advocate, medically speaking some women have no choice, I know of a few.
i think if i (we'll call it) lost a boob or 2 to cancer or any other ailment i dont think i would feel womenly without them some may but i dont think i would so would go for implants but of a small nature
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never felt implants but im giving mine away freee :evil2: lastest measurement has me at 40HH more than enough to go round
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Ive never tried to change anyone but have had to change myself just to keep the relationship a half happy one with 2 stubborn soles a relalationship can become difficult
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Quote by Unc
can i ask what your thoughts are on this? Fully understand what you say but i am kinda baised in the other direction
I fell pregnant at 15 and didnt find out until i was 6 months gone and had split up from the father. After i refused to marry the father (both parents wanted) he denied ever sleeping with me and the child could not possibly be his. his parents wanted dna tests but they would not even help towards costs (expected me or my parents to pay for the 3 tests mine his and the babies (one hell of alot of money 9 years ago) i could not afford this so it was thier choise to have it put in the csa's hands which sorted the tests out which they did (tests done in this way csa pays for tests and the wrong party pays back the cost to the csa)
The test came back in my favour he was the father and he admitted to lying months afterwards. he had a big bill to pay at that point and had to pay 6 months back maintainance money plus the amount they said he had to pay weekly towards the upkeep of our son.
But at 15 and no other choise that i had should he have to pay or should he like you say be exempt because he never wanted a child
If you have sex, given that you both have working reproductive organs, there is the possibility that pregnancy will result even if one or both of you are using contraception. By having sex you are accepting responsibility for that possibility, so yes I agree the father should be legally and financially responsible for the child he fathered.
One thing I don't understand, probably cus I'm a bloke, is how you can not know you are pregnant until you are 'six months gone'. If someone would explain this I'd be grateful:-)
I had normal periods right through, never put on any weight until 7 months. I only found out because i become anemic at 6 months which can be known in pregnancy was sleeping all the hours i could and still feeling tired at 15 it was obvious something was amiss which was why i went to the doctor after routine bloods etc it came back i was pregnant
i had no morning sickness or anything. and didnt feel the baby move until 7 monthbut apparently he was hidden well back and the ultrasound found it hard to pick him up
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Quote by Missy
I want to change my partner for some new hair straighteners
But I'm not allowed
i hope you wouldnt change for any thing less than G.....H.....D....s
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Quote by Gxxx
Your fab Fanny!
Such a shame we just missed 29th feb, maybe the next leap year..?
ok but what will we do with my other arf :shock: i dont have a patio either
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Quote by Gxxx
like your style, do you get full subscription to sky?
nah hardly have time to watch telly over busy perving, and doing diy nice pics btw :twisted:
to answer your first question, yes i do have thoughts and i take them further than thoughts
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il sub ya that fiver lata mrs bone yes im the fanny il point you to here - getting it on your doorstep
how can i help :evil2:
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Quote by Gxxx
But who's fanny?
i see my reputation comes before me :rascal:
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Most of my neighbours only know me by "her at number !! or tan or "the mother of that hyper child"
its not my home town though, the village i used to live in was rife with not so neighbourly spirit and i like the quietness that people dont know everything i do
its not my home town though, the village i used to live in was rife with not so neighbourly spirit and i like the quietness that people dont know everything i do
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
Well I am not in..thats means I am neither old or riff raff! :thrilled: :thrilled:
im not in either but im most definately riff raff
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Quote by Freckledbird
well as a smoker ,these days when out at pubs and clubs i feel like a school kid hiding behind the bike sheds waiting for teacher to catch me and give me detention,,wasnt this country once called a free country,well not anymore its more like stalins russia..ohh shit im going on again lol..i guess u know my feelings after reading so i'll shut up lol
Well it's now more free for the people who don't smoke, to enjoy not smelling of fags.
was in the nightclubs on saturday night and the smell imo is much worse now every pub/club smells of horrible damp and the toilets really do stink to high heaven, thats without BO and people passing wind there is nothing to mask the smell now
