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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Sex God
At 16 my parents tried to force me to marry my sons father, it nearly went ahead to. reg office was booked, until someone asked me why i was gettting married - my answer was "because my parents want me to"
The person said nothing but it made alarm bells ring, i dont think it registered that i had a choice until i had said it outloud
my refusal to get married ended up in me being kicked out the family home in the middle of the night with my son (4 months old at the time)and shunned by some family members, but it was the best decision ive ever made
I am not married now either but co habiting with dek, nothing would change, if we were to marry as far as my son is concerned other than possibly his surname changing. It would not make his life any more stable than it already is.
Dek has been married in the past so its not something he wants to do again, Im happy they way things are
The person said nothing but it made alarm bells ring, i dont think it registered that i had a choice until i had said it outloud
my refusal to get married ended up in me being kicked out the family home in the middle of the night with my son (4 months old at the time)and shunned by some family members, but it was the best decision ive ever made
I am not married now either but co habiting with dek, nothing would change, if we were to marry as far as my son is concerned other than possibly his surname changing. It would not make his life any more stable than it already is.
Dek has been married in the past so its not something he wants to do again, Im happy they way things are
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
you want me don't you :rascal:
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leave markz's saying alone while hes poorly
but yes i do :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
<<<<<< squidges over a bit
come sit yerself down maam, would ya like a shot of JD? now where do ya think we should stick this daffodill?
what?
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make it a tequila, easy on the salt
and i have an excellent idea about where to stick things.... 
oh and maybe some one will no where best to stick your daffodil in Here
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
i tried these not the durex ones but was from the pound shop so a cheapy version,
though
:shock: :shock: wish we had pound shops like your's around here :giggle:
they soon ran out :shock:
well it is hartlepool afterall
:taz:
you've spoilt it now
was trying to fill page one of the cafe as the last poster in every thread just to prove what a saddo I am on a saturday night 
oh well, back to my flower arranging then
IN EDIT: was worth it though just to hear about a pound shop that sells sex toys :shock:
sorry, just a country lad here, the sexyest thing you get in our pound shops is a pack of ten rizzlas for a quid
can i join the sat night saddo's club
im babysitting Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
i tried these not the durex ones but was from the pound shop so a cheapy version,
though
:shock: :shock: wish we had pound shops like your's around here :giggle:
they soon ran out :shock:
well it is hartlepool afterall
Sex God
i tried these not the durex ones but was from the pound shop so a cheapy version, i liked them and lasted alot longer than 20 min (washed and reused 4 or 5 times)
not sure if id pay the price for durex ones though
not sure if id pay the price for durex ones though
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
Is it the same people who talk about a 'nanny state' and Political correctness gone mad etc etc who are criticising the right of those who wish to go bareback. Shouldn't we manage our own choices because we are adults.
I chose who I have sex with and I chose when I have sex. Isn't that the point of swinging?
Who are any of us to judge how people lead their consenting sex lives ?
my thoughts exactly
(but i could not of said it as well as you
) Sex God
Quote by jaymar
Good advice!
but....
I prefer not to get flowers on 14th Feb, just 'because it's got to be done' as it's Valentines day does nothing for me. My most romantic gestured flowers are the ones Jay buys me randomly during the year.
Sorry to be a party pooper!
deks only ever bought me flowers once and that was after a big arguement. for valentines day i dont get a card from him either
any romance any time is nice
Sex God
Quote by jax1969
so tell me what do they do for u
what colour ???
what style???
its just shoeeeeesssssss doesnt matter what style (well high heeled but u no what i mean) or what colour
its a shoe thing
Sex God
i use a mixture of water and soda water/cheap lemonade or any sparkling mineral water would do the same
Sex God
well i must say i lady wank more when deks around (and only about a third of it in his company) when he works away the mood seldom takes me and i get on with non pervy things
so i vote for being part of a couple lady wanking more
so i vote for being part of a couple lady wanking more
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
and fanny...poor you hun, wtf was your momma thinking!!!
bin bags and dog leads
(it was supposedly for fancy dress competition)
Sex God
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
i toss and see how high it goes (and no ive never had one stuck to the ceiling)
fecked up ones usually means to much oil or to much batter
oil ya use butter
Am a flipper flipper
most people use oil or butter
i use none so :kick:
Sex God
Quote by Cherrytree
thats brought back some nice menories but cant say i can remember the first 10 years or so
oh Shurrrup, young 'un!
young 'un' :shock: im erm 25 in 4 months
feel more like 50 though :crazy:
Sex God
i toss and see how high it goes (and no ive never had one stuck to the ceiling)
fecked up ones usually means to much oil or to much batter
fecked up ones usually means to much oil or to much batter
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
marmite with Champagne.... goodness me how fantastic.
has anyone else tried it ??
can i just have the champers please :P
Sex God
thats brought back some nice menories but cant say i can remember the first 10 years or so
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
come on own up who had tossing disasters. how many hit vthe ceiling? landed on the floor? ended up in the bin?
nada not one for me
No disasters......but I have resolved to buy some new *non stick* frying pans!
ah mine makes great pancakes (dek eats loads of fried eggs so a non stick frying pan priceless)i even have an old faithful (handleless) one for special occasions lol
Sex God
come on own up who had tossing disasters. how many hit vthe ceiling? landed on the floor? ended up in the bin?
nada not one for me
nada not one for me
