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Tan____Kinky
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Quote by Dave__Notts
Ruddy cherry and fanny. Stomps off cos he don't know how to the quick link thingy me bob :upset:
Dave_Notts

search, copy and paste the link from the browser bit on top of page lol highlight and click URL
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or get really clever and do this
the last thread about this topic
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Quote by Sara_2006
Hi all does anyone else have this problem when trying too veiw profiles & you end up whispering person ... hoe do you veiw profiles when in chatrooms please

Once you`ve viewed a profile in chat ...you have to click "chat to all" at the top of the list to chat in the room ....if you don`t you`ll automatically whisper the person you were viewing ..
am sorry flower it automaticaly clicks you off whispering that person and automaticaly makes you chat to all ... this is an excuse often used by people who constantly whisper and i have only found that on a very few occasion that it does not make you chat to all
if the profile page is still open it does not click off and you can end up wispering by mistake, when you close the page it automatically clicks off
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Quote by Mark
However, today I've got to put some skirting board up.

Hope you've got yourself a nice mitre saw and an electric jigsaw with a small blade. It'll make life increadably easier. biggrin
No, I think I'll stick with the <i>proper way</i> of doing it. Cutting it free-hand with an old coping saw and then finishing it off to 'perfection' with a surform :doh:
That should read, my Father was helping me with it the other weekend and he's gawn and walked off with the mitre! rolleyes
This is character building stuff I can tell you redface
wanna borrow my mitre saw and jigsaw (including small blades)
and yes this is tan, Im the diy queen in my house lol
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Quote by Ian
28%
oh bugger, looks like i'm for the bbq :cry:

Thats ok Ian, you can sit with me and we can fend the wolves off together
But at 39% - aint you gonna turn on me before the sun sets? lol
Damn! You sussed me rolleyes
It was the kebab that turned me.....honest :giggle:
You ever wondered what kebabs were made of?
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a kebab, is an elephants foot/leg lovely stuff rolleyes
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stockings thought she woud try waiting for a bus when her car broke down during a dogging meet redface
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Quote by doubleyourfun69
Seen Fanny's comments about breast feeding and that production is linked to the amount of sucking that goes on........in that case, if we link that back to balls, Mr D would drown me in a veritable ocean :shock:
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
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Quote by Freckledbird
Hate to tell you this - but my dad keeps being diagnosed with tonsilitis. He had his tonsils removed as a child, so I have no idea how he can still have tonsilitis - but he does. Badly.

They also stop infection getting any further ie onto the chest doctors do not like taking them out these days
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Found mine in a B&Q carpark last weekend redface

did you "Do It Yourself"
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Quote by Rockrockrock
I can honestly say I've never given it a single thought - but turning it the other way round, do bigger boobs produce more breast milk... confused

No. cool
Thank you for you succinct answer, marya.
That's my curiosity satisfied smile
You produce as much as is needed, thus meaning if your baby is only a light feeder u only produce small amounts if you have very hungry twins you produce rather alot more, nothing at all to do with size, its how much they are sucked - sort of lol
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I have 3 or 4 people who i still write letters to but maybe this is becasue they dont have the internet rolleyes
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Quote by jaymar
We've a beautiful spring like sunny day here, chilly but nice.
So... where's this snow then? lol

same here, the ground was dry by 7 ish last night and not had any more snow or rain since then dunno is that all we are getting
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Quote by Garfield1

How much does a polar bear weight?

Height:
Average adult male 8.5 ft. (2.6 m)
Average adult female 6.5 ft. (2 m)
Weight;
Average adult male 900 lbs.
Average adult female 500 lbs.
i have the answers Woohooo o
Well i was going to say i have no idea how much a polar bear weight but it breaks the ice lol getit
ok ok i'll get my coat bolt
get ya hat aswell lol
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You can use a pic thats already uploaded on your profile(without genital shots) or a funny pic or something that just you like try browsing photobucket or image shack for funny ones
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Quote by Cherrybutton
oooh loads of really good ideas
I'm dyin to know what ya get him now though
Hope he has a great day and I'm sure whatever ya get he'll love it xx xx

ive decided to go with the scrap book idea been and bought supplies phoned all the people i know to email/post me pics of him etc and hes having a joint party with my mams best friend (her 40th) so should be a great time
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Quote by Garfield1
How much does a polar bear weight?

Height:
Average adult male 8.5 ft. (2.6 m)
Average adult female 6.5 ft. (2 m)
Weight;
Average adult male 900 lbs.
Average adult female 500 lbs.
i have the answers Woohooo o
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

the info i put on OP was all on profiles

Yes your post was fine, its the rest of us I was worried about, I know how bad I can be for getting carried away wink
Ok biggrin i should of perhaps worded differently i get carried away to load of old tosh most of the time rolleyes lol
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Quote by Missy
Also, the polar bear has to weigh less than about 19 stone, cos the scales only go up that far - unless you got 4 sets of scales, one for each leg, then would it work?? dunno
You would have to be careful that you didn't weigh the Bear on a hill while wearing 4 sets of scales, or it's likely to end up sledging off, leaving you with not only no reading and no scales, but a very peed off bear as well confused
Another thing to take into consideration, is a wet or dry Polar Bear, cos that'll make a difference, as would a Polar Bear carrying a bunch of helium balloons dunno
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Having really funny images of polar bears doing a balancing act on one set of scales now with all 4 feet/paws (what ever they are called} :silly: :silly:
and dont they hibenate? or is that some other bear? do you weight before hibernation or after or half way between dunno , i only know that they blend into snow rather well :sad:
in edit been googleing lol
Do polar bears hibernate?
Pregnant females den up for winter but do not hibernate. All polar bears may den temporarily to avoid bad weather.
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Quote by Garfield1
How much does a polar bear weight?

find a daft sod keen enough to go near one and get it to stand on scales then you may have your answer
never understood how something so cute is also so dangerous
dek have been about 300 metres away from a wild one (in the safety of a truck) confused
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Just as the photographer said "bend over love" wenchy's back went as she was stuck in that position lol
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Quote by Kissnlick
Hi new to this and would like to start to meet like minds. How do I go about getting invites.

hi added you to reserve list if a space comes avaialble you will receive a pm a few days before the event telling you the details (which you must nmot discuss with anyone not invited or in open chat)
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