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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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Quote by Freakydeaky_28
I have not seen any of my neighbours on here yet but last night was the first night I went out in town since joining. I was aware that some people were looking at me in a different light. Or my flys could have been undone. biggrin .

Oh no you just bought painful memoirs back from last night :shock: i was out with vanilla friend she was dancing i was stood on outskirts watching the totty lol when a man comes up to me and says "your tan aint ya" yes i replied who are you "i have seen you on cam and seen your pics" :shock: he said his username so i stood chatting for couple mins to be pleasant then started dancing with my friend only that wasnt the end he started dancing with me rather closely to (close enuf to feel he had a hard on) he then starts asking me if he can come home with me i then explained i was simply having a night out with friend and not looking for anything he didnt take the hint confused and kept asking me to take him home/down a back alley somewhere.
my usual reaction to pests is to go and snog someone else but i knew this wouldnt work after id said i wasnt looking for anything so i left. by all means say hello but it was as if he knew my secret so he expected a shag for it. anyone else every been in a similar situation??
ive noticed a huge change in (what was) my closest friend she now works and living the lady muck life good luck to her but she is a worse person for it as in forgetting where she comes from and the people who were there when she had nothing or no one, many times we do not say anything because it comes across or may seem like jealousy on our side so we keep quiet and thats how many friendships are lost
woohooo a week tmora :bounce: :bounce: :swingingchair: :giggle:
party dress check, money check, taxis check babysitter check. anything else i need confused: lol
Quote by jaymar
jaymar....heres the staywarm link for you

I will discreetly and quickly leave the area.......now :twisted:

yes well I'll save that link for another 20 years, it may be useful then. Thanks all the same - your wit has me in creases winki got a stay warm grant in august its not just pensioners lol lol
aww hurry back :cry: hope to see you new years eve still though cool whotabout being in chat and never leaving lol lol
ive just been called "an older person" :shock: :shock: :shock: that seems so very old :cry:
Quote by bbw_lover
The older I get the more concerned i get about fairground (god even that word ages me SO much :shocksmile I mean THEME PARK rides lol lol
Where once I screamed in excitement when on the big dipper, or shrieked "spin me, mister, spin me" to the ride operators on the waltzers, and thought the cork screw was the most dangerous thing EVER.
Where once, all I cared about was how fast the ride was, how cool the light show was, and how many notches on the richter scale the music measured.....
I now spend my time worrying that every little creak and groan of the machinery or the framework is a bolt working loose, or a piece of the track bowing with metal fatigue, and that the whole carriage is going to fly off into orbit or that the track is going to plummet me (well I say me.......I wont go on them now, so I really mean the kids) to my death below! :eeek:
And the hideously dangerous, g force inducing, gravity defying rides the have nowadays, where you are dangles by your shoulder with no seat, no sides and no floor, just a safety strap between you and a good "where theres a blame theres a claim" solicitor .....dont EVEN get me started on that.
Time for my shawl and bedtime horlicks methinks lol lol lol

Can I join you? I feel the same these days and I thought I was just being a wuss.
:shock:
get out me way wusses lol bolt "faster mister faster" pulls top a tad lower "faster mister faster" :bounce: shows a little leg "faster mister faster" :taz: or feck now he thinks hes in with a chance
easy to see where my little bit of youngness lies :eeek:
Quote by firelizard
I might be really naughty and wear my new underwear on cam redface .....welll! it is Christmas lol

im awaiting delivery of a "bedroom dress" hoping it comes in time lol lol unless i look like a twonk in it cool
Ive changed remarkably in the last 6-7 years i was once a very shy little being who had no confidence (to the point of not wanting sex or relationships and doing my dammed best to ruin anything or one who wanted otherwise) i was to embarrassed to talk to people not just people i didnt know but family and friends were pleased if they got more than hello out of me,and lots of other little things that have changed for the better so yes in this case change was a very good thing redface
i likes pavarotti and g4 and alison moye(t) sp
full blast its invigorating and peaceful its my chillout music
dancy music i love it but theres a time and place
digging R.E.M at the minute though
my janis joplin cd has broke though :cry: :cry:
Quote by bbw_lover
My underpants! 30 years old and haven't been washed yet!
rotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmao
Ooops! :scared: bolt

:shock: :shock: :shock: erm
Well I guess that's scuppered any chance of a shag now.
rotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmao
it hadnt until that letter to dek appeared lol
That letter has now been torn to shreds and fed to the cat.
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poor pussy or poor fanny lol lol lol
Quote by bbw_lover
i always foggot things
u dont means that do you lol
bolt

Naughty Tanny!
smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
Ho hum! I suppose I'll have to kiss it better now?
:twisted:
yeah you can kiss it better
when ya wash ya underpants :twisted:
Quote by jaymar
they have a stay warm scheme around here, i'm sure you would qualify..........runs

is this a chat up line??? cool
stay warm sceme - cuddle
- buy a thick jumper
- have sez
- fill the house with electric heaters then plug into next doors electrc
- get yer wallet out
seems simple to me wink
Quote by bbw_lover
My underpants! 30 years old and haven't been washed yet!
rotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmao
Ooops! :scared: bolt

:shock: :shock: :shock: erm
Well I guess that's scuppered any chance of a shag now.
rotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmao
it hadnt until that letter to dek appeared lol
Quote by bbw_lover
the older i find myself the older i like the music :shock: :shock:
or todays choice a very tacky crimbo cd well it is the season to be mad after alll confused
im even warming a little the the dreaded likes of :shock: led zep :shock: do not tell dek under any circumstances or i will have to kill ya all rolleyes

Letter to Dek
Dear Dek, you're not going to believe this but …
:scared: bolt
u got away with the dirty underpants but that is unforgivable wink
Quote by firelizard
only 7 days to the party :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
can i have a new outfit for a virtual party though :confused2: id like to :giggle:

If you're anything like me, I'll find any old excuse for a new outfit lol
ok i admit it the virtual party is just an excuse for a new frock but since ive been honest that means ive been good so im allowed right lol lol lol now where did dek put his credit card :giggle:
the older i find myself the older i like the music :shock: :shock:
or todays choice a very tacky crimbo cd well it is the season to be mad after alll confused
im even warming a little the the dreaded likes of :shock: led zep :shock: do not tell dek under any circumstances or i will have to kill ya all rolleyes
Quote by bbw_lover
My underpants! 30 years old and haven't been washed yet!
rotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmao
Ooops! :scared: bolt

:shock: :shock: :shock: erm
my great grandmas wedding dress over 100 years old now (i inherited it) and my great grandfathers bed blanket which my son uses on his bed
as for things thats my own (as in was bought for me) my christening dress 24 years old but it dont fit now lol lol lol lol
Quote by jaymar
dont they have a keep warm scheme in your area Jay? lol

you've lost me..... the only keep warm scheme I know is my own, light my fire burn the gas bill on it wink
maybe he means the warm front grantsavailable to some people
Has been nice most of the year (not just near Christmas)! Makes others happy. Could share a little more, however. Politeness is sometimes very good. Can be great listener.

cool
Quote by Alandtra69
i cant believe im writing that its only ten days to gooooooo! its flying past! but the down side is that that means its only 6 days to christmas...... now where did i put my to do list lol xx

my xmas planns have got bollox up am i bothered nope roll on 10 days lol wink wink wink
Quote by Alandtra69
you should be proud tan lol you are our leader worship lol

:shock: redface redface redface i have a following lol