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Done
Just as an aside...
Did anyone think this was going to be a funny type thread with the title "Whales need some help" and the thread starter called Shark :lol2:

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I've got a four poster bed......

(Cough)
Iv'e got a Five poster bed... and yes I am flirting lol!
(Ohhh work it out silly work it out)
Mike xx

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i wa naughty and peeked at deks unwrapped pressy he dont know i did dont look u may be disappointed on the other hand look if disappointed ya got a couple days to make up a false delighted face :twisted:

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i want pic proof :twisted:

Quote by firelizard
now about this fantasy of me :confused2: :rascal:

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Oh no you just bought painful memoirs back from last night :shock: i was out with vanilla friend she was dancing i was stood on outskirts watching the totty when a man comes up to me and says "your tan aint ya" yes i replied who are you "i have seen you on cam and seen your pics" :shock: he said his username so i stood chatting for couple mins to be pleasant then started dancing with my friend only that wasnt the end he started dancing with me rather closely to (close enuf to feel he had a hard on) he then starts asking me if he can come home with me i then explained i was simply having a night out with friend and not looking for anything he didnt take the hint and kept asking me to take him home/down a back alley somewhere.
my usual reaction to pests is to go and snog someone else but i knew this wouldnt work after id said i wasnt looking for anything so i left. by all means say hello but it was as if he knew my secret so he expected a shag for it. anyone else every been in a similar situation??

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words are very powerfull and I'm not power hungry so I write very few........

Quote by Freakydeaky_28

i want pic proof :twisted:

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you havent scared me off, far from it I just did not expect this many replies
Thanks you guys. You have made me feel all warm inside. My randomness usually reaches its height when i'm hungover. It just so happens to coincide with today
I feel like I am going to be very happy in this asylum esp when "Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps." (Emo Philips)
Mar- thanks for peeking and glad you loved it. Must admit I did have help from a female friend to edit it slightly.
fanny- I have a pair of risque red jeans too x
naughty couple- If ever I get the answer you will be the first to know
To anyone else if I dont post again today its not because my head has exploded with the numerous unanswered questions flaoting about. Am going out with a few friends for christmas drinks. So do expect more random stuff again tom when I finally get out of bed

Quote by poshkate

yeah good idea pop out for a while deks just been shopping with the son for son to buy present for me - they come in dek goes to wrap it up son says its ok mam i know you'l like it ok son then he replyes cos you love chocolate dont ya small hint maybe ?

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Last night I had some friends over and we played timber, which is like jenga but it's got different coloured bricks and you have to throw dice to see which colour you have to get.......we weren't very good at it though as we'd had a few

Quote by poshkate
i wa naughty and peeked at deks unwrapped pressy he dont know i did dont look u may be disappointed on the other hand look if disappointed ya got a couple days to make up a false delighted face :twisted:

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Hope mine aren't....they're about 90 year old.

Quote by firelizard
I'm a lover of dark chocolate and so I ....
Slowly moved the unctious delight around the inside of my mouth sucking gently. Working my tongue firmly into the the softness feeling the moist liquid dribbling luxuriantly down my throat.
Taking a sip of good coffee,hot and strong straight after, hitting the spot drenching the insides, a crescendo culminating in a gasp of pleasure.
Yeah, chocolate can be real nice

Quote by Lost
I'm a lover of dark chocolate and so I ....
Slowly moved the unctious delight around the inside of my mouth sucking gently. Working my tongue firmly into the the softness feeling the moist liquid dribbling luxuriantly down my throat.
Taking a sip of good coffee,hot and strong straight after, hitting the spot drenching the insides, a crescendo culminating in a gasp of pleasure.
Yeah, chocolate can be real nice

Quote by poshkate
I have not seen any of my neighbours on here yet but last night was the first night I went out in town since joining. I was aware that some people were looking at me in a different light. Or my flys could have been undone. .

Oh no you just bought painful memoirs back from last night :shock: i was out with vanilla friend she was dancing i was stood on outskirts watching the totty when a man comes up to me and says "your tan aint ya" yes i replied who are you "i have seen you on cam and seen your pics" :shock: he said his username so i stood chatting for couple mins to be pleasant then started dancing with my friend only that wasnt the end he started dancing with me rather closely to (close enuf to feel he had a hard on) he then starts asking me if he can come home with me i then explained i was simply having a night out with friend and not looking for anything he didnt take the hint and kept asking me to take him home/down a back alley somewhere.
my usual reaction to pests is to go and snog someone else but i knew this wouldnt work after id said i wasnt looking for anything so i left. by all means say hello but it was as if he knew my secret so he expected a shag for it. anyone else every been in a similar situation??

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woohooo a week tmora :bounce: :bounce: :swingingchair: :giggle:
party dress check, money check, taxis check babysitter check. anything else i need :

Quote by markz
words are very powerfull and I'm not power hungry so I write very few........

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jaymar....heres the staywarm link for you

I will discreetly and quickly leave the area.......now :twisted: