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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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cos their brains drop from there heads as teenages into their trousers and stay there for all eternity :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
seriously though just ignore, those who are really interested (not just after a quicky) will read your profile/adds very carefully
i know exactly what you mean though my profile is short and to the point i state "
seriously though just ignore, those who are really interested (not just after a quicky) will read your profile/adds very carefully
i know exactly what you mean though my profile is short and to the point i state "
i dont like uninvited wispers (unless ya know me)but around 9 outta 10 will wisper send phone numbers or email address, there isnt that much text to read so i figure they are not worth the effort
If ya ask a silly question be prepared for a silly answer
i aint guna arrange to meet ya after 2 mins of chatting i prefer to get to know ya a little
i dont want your number or you addy if i do i will ask you personally for it"
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Quote by Srne
That certainly doesn't make you a timewaster at all, your one of the people who see the site for what it really is, more than a meeting place online for a quick shag.
We include ourselves in that bracket also, the site needs people like you (and us, woohoo self compliment) to make it stay the place we all love and NOT the quick shag site some others seem to be.
Lots of people on "other sites" measure success on how many times they get laid, we measure success on here by how many hours we spend on this site chatting to you lot and having a great laugh, the occasional sexual shennanigans don't go amiss tho ehy!!
Thanks i dont class myself as a time waster but its prob those who are only here to meet and only come on to arrange a meet that would class me as such (so it dont really count)
Btw (double standards bit of what i said above :giggle: ) i was lovely to finally meet you on saturday night
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can i be certified for summit pleaaaaaasssseeeee pretty pretty please with a cherry on the top and extra cream and kisses and licks and gropes and all things naughty and nice :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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some people might say im of the time wasting variety 
I'm here first and foremost to chat, to have a laugh with my "online" friends (who are also a lot more forgiving normally) i enjoy the banter so much on here. last on the list is meeting people!.
Heres my timewasting speech as to why i dont meet very often....
I have an 8 year old child with ADHD and various other problems (no im not using that as an excuse ) but he has to have a very strict routine to avoid those mega tantrums and outbursts ie no routine no peace. its not even a timed routine its all thingss new /unknown to him, including sleeping at other peoples houses/ getting babysitters in which leaves us with a babysitters problem he will only sleep (without trouble) at his Nanas and YES beleive it or not she does have a life 
She has her own (young) children works full time and has parents that are in and out of hospital more often than the trains from hartlepool to london so no i cant ask her every weekend to look after her grandchild just so i can go off and have sex :twisted:
then there is the whole travelling thing etc.... as most of you know i do sometimes meet on my own #1 because of dek working abroad etc and #2 because it gives a small releif to the babysitting problems as dek can stay at home but i cant drive so meets anywhere outside cleveland are normally difficult :cry:
So go ahead can call me a timewaster but in my eyes thats not what i am, i dont arrange to meet then dont show up!!, im here for the chat if anything comes from that then great but its not my reason for being here
I'm here first and foremost to chat, to have a laugh with my "online" friends (who are also a lot more forgiving normally) i enjoy the banter so much on here. last on the list is meeting people!.Heres my timewasting speech as to why i dont meet very often....
I have an 8 year old child with ADHD and various other problems (no im not using that as an excuse
) but he has to have a very strict routine to avoid those mega tantrums and outbursts ie no routine no peace. its not even a timed routine its all thingss new /unknown to him, including sleeping at other peoples houses/ getting babysitters in which leaves us with a babysitters problem he will only sleep (without trouble) at his Nanas and YES beleive it or not she does have a life She has her own (young) children works full time and has parents that are in and out of hospital more often than the trains from hartlepool to london
so no i cant ask her every weekend to look after her grandchild just so i can go off and have sex :twisted: then there is the whole travelling thing etc.... as most of you know i do sometimes meet on my own #1 because of dek working abroad etc and #2 because it gives a small releif to the babysitting problems as dek can stay at home but i cant drive so meets anywhere outside cleveland are normally difficult :cry:
So go ahead can call me a timewaster but in my eyes thats not what i am, i dont arrange to meet then dont show up!!, im here for the chat if anything comes from that then great but its not my reason for being here
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Quote by Sarah
How many OBE's or MBE's can one person get??
depends how popular they are
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Steve261970: stic me name down for me hun xx
he cant work forum but wants be on list, i cant vouch though never met him
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mine are coming down tomora
on the basis is im out new years eve can bet ya bottom dollar a hang over will be present on new years day and im at a funeral to go to on wednesday so they need to be down before then
on the basis is im out new years eve can bet ya bottom dollar a hang over will be present on new years day and im at a funeral to go to on wednesday so they need to be down before then
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can i be put on the list please (with the NE touring gang) im real lol
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Quote by Marya_Northeast
Members of the ghetto E.T.T.O club
I'd ban this feckin clique as well.
E.T.T.O marya
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Quote by Bonedigger
An OBE for Fanny for making me smile time and again.
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omg mrs bone u made me
thank you very much did not expect that at all while im here i'll add my twopenneth
not sure exactly what all the obe mbe thingies are (im really quite thick
) so il just list ya in no particular orderLost for his threads his warped humour and his down right openness keep it coming i love it
helnheaven for making me giggle so much i wet myself
Markz for well just being markz
Mar (jaymar) for her intelligence her wit and her homelyness
Mrs Bone because you are kind honest and open and a true lady
Bbwlover for support when i needed it most (maybe unknowingly)
cherrytreeThank you If it wasnt for you i would have stopped posting
Woohoo for being a star
ukwineman for keeping me entertained
many many more for the giggles the support the humour and just the great chit chat
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best bits
getting my son the help and medication he needs and realising i am not to blame for what he has
finally getting the house just as i like it
being at peace with my self for the last few months of the year
worst bits
losing my great great aunt just before xmas and my grandad got rushed into hospital on boxing day - im at the age now where im finding quite alot of relatives are dying of old age or old age related illnesses
spending to much
put about a stone on
getting my son the help and medication he needs and realising i am not to blame for what he has
finally getting the house just as i like it
being at peace with my self for the last few months of the year
worst bits
losing my great great aunt just before xmas and my grandad got rushed into hospital on boxing day - im at the age now where im finding quite alot of relatives are dying of old age or old age related illnesses
spending to much
put about a stone on
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funnily enough a photoframe, from my friend with a pic of me and her in. not the most expensive or elaborate pressie but had a lot of meaning in it we had a falling out just before xmas so it meant even more
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celebrities who have those little dogs as fashion statements - its a dog ffs its supposed to walk (it has got 4 feet) and its has its own coat without being dressed up to suit your handbag/ear rings/outfit its supposed to bark and get mucky feet and roll in muck
people who think all children are bad because of bad parenting
people who think all children are bad because of bad parenting
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thanks creams for a great night
nice to meet the faces i speak to so often and see those i already knew again also thanks earthy and shaven for taking me, to ann n mitch for the after party and thanks to markymark for dropping me home
god that makes me sound very cheeky dont it see some of yas new years eve :bounce:
nice to meet the faces i speak to so often and see those i already knew again also thanks earthy and shaven for taking me, to ann n mitch for the after party and thanks to markymark for dropping me home
god that makes me sound very cheeky dont it
see some of yas new years eve :bounce: Sex God
very very well said fabio :thumbup:
i dont meet reguarly but for me i have made friends here i enjoy the chat i pay my money and i respect the rules (least i try to)for many people i speak to its the banter not the sex
I put this bit outside for a reason.....
I saw the tirade the other night by this poster, wasn't the most pleasent ever...... it was nasty and vicious
I have also seen the OP whing and let out the tirade in the NW room, and then in the BBW room i was hosting at the time....
so don't quite paint yourself as being as "innocent" as you tried to.....
the way you both go about your swinging works for you..... others may not do it that way.... I am not going to critise the way you do yours, so why should you do the same to others......
open up your own room, put directing/whispers allowed in the title.... and people then know what they let themselves in for... if they then get accosted by film school dropouts, they have no one to blame but themselves......
sean xxxxx
i dont meet reguarly but for me i have made friends here i enjoy the chat i pay my money and i respect the rules (least i try to)for many people i speak to its the banter not the sex
Quote by fabio
Well we have re joined SH and logged into out local chat room and found the same people sitting there as 9 months ago!!!
have you considered that the site is actually working for them and they are having meets, where it didn't work for you... hence why you went away and came back? after all it can't be that bad if you are getting your fun can it?
We log in when we want fun.....odd times for chat but these lot must be sit in front of there computers every night just using the chat room.
What is wrong with that? each to there own, they may want to talk to people a lot more than you do... noting wrong with that but with the greatest respect who are you to critise how people go about there swinging!!
We don't actually think they ever swing!
and that is a very dangerous assumption to make... so you have never seen the club jollies these guys have put up on "lets meet up".....you have never been to any of the house parties or socials there have been in the north east for the last 2 years, at the last social just before xmas, there was the best part or 70-80 couples and singles there... are you critising every one of them??????
The single guys get flamed for tring to chat with these gods!
actually, no they are not.. however people do then to mirror behaviour... if the single/couple are repspectful... they are respected back, if the single/couple are an arse for want of a better word, they are treated like arses back..
They sit half dressed then complain about guys directing them!
well you know as well as i do, that room normally has no whispering/no directing in the title..it is a simple instruction, maybe you should ask the people who decide they are above this rule why they do it???? so if people want to act like steven spielberg, there are other places to do it
All the guys we have met - 95% of them say they are treated like crap by these same lot. Yes I get annoyed and it is backed up by the many guys we meet.
obviously not the 70-80 people on average who go to all the north east socials then? and the best part of 100 going to the darlington social this evening.... maybe you should come to one, before you make gross generalisations
I am looking at organising a social soon.... I'll extend an invite to you both.... i hope both of you will come along??
Yes its a chat room but on a swing site. If they want virtual friends maybe they should try a general chat room like or Lycos etc. or maybe get a hobby.
this last bit is the bit that annoyed me most in all of the stuff you wrote...so people should only be on the site if they are looking for a meet that very moment...
a chatroom is a chatroom is a chatroom, the one thing we all have in common is they we are part of a swinging community... and to be as disrespectful and tell people to get a hobby smacks of the upmost arrogence....
tell that to the people in the north east room, or the north west room, or the yorks room, or the scots room, or the mids room, or the south west room, or even the kent room... and see just kind of reaction that statement would get
I put this bit outside for a reason.....
I saw the tirade the other night by this poster, wasn't the most pleasent ever...... it was nasty and vicious
I have also seen the OP whing and let out the tirade in the NW room, and then in the BBW room i was hosting at the time....
so don't quite paint yourself as being as "innocent" as you tried to.....
the way you both go about your swinging works for you..... others may not do it that way.... I am not going to critise the way you do yours, so why should you do the same to others......
open up your own room, put directing/whispers allowed in the title.... and people then know what they let themselves in for... if they then get accosted by film school dropouts, they have no one to blame but themselves......
sean xxxxx
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woohooo its nearly timeeeeee
im bringing sticky sausages and ifits lol
im bringing sticky sausages and ifits lol
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aww wish i could come but deks always away in april so makes traveling a bit hard and its the sons birthday on the 20th so should really be at home :cry:
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im bad at -
saving money
saying No! (as in saying no to friends or family)
maths
im good at -
trying to keep the peace
listening
cooking (although dek says differently since boxing day
)
saving money
saying No! (as in saying no to friends or family)
maths
im good at -
trying to keep the peace
listening
cooking (although dek says differently since boxing day
) Sex God
i cant remember the last person who walked passed me and i thought i really fancy them tbh dont think it has ever happened yes i fancy people its very little to do with looks well nothing at all to do with looks charm humour confidence are biggies tho so im with u h x we can be 2 odd balls together
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Quote by Freckledbird
Public toilets are more cleaner than most household toilets because people get paid to clean them and keep em spick and span.
none of the ones I've been in are anywhere near as clean as my toilet.same here, bleach is my best friend
can et ya dinner of my loo if you so wish to do so 