Quote by northeastcoupleukdoes the ice cream man sell it
stuff £10 quid a tub mind so a bit pricey
my ice cream man sells any thing going so proberly yes
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my ice cream man sells any thing going so proberly yes
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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my ice cream man sells any thing going so proberly yes
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i always thought, that even permanent bans , the profiles left because if deleted, and the banned profile was of someone who had causedd trouble etc etc someone else (who may unknowinly pick a previously banned name) may get trouble for having that name
if that makes any sense at all
if that makes any sense at all
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i use ann summers tingle gel stuff which is green and smells minty and makes your bits tingle and has a cold effect on me makes me go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ooooooooooohhhhhhh mmmmmmmmm lovely stuff £10 quid a tub mind so a bit pricey
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having had help from the above mentioned place and elsewhere i have to say they are a very good idea. some people do not need there help others though do need it and sometimes its not a question of parenting, these places are first and foremost for the children not matter of their background or upbringing or parentage
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dekntan - self explanitory i think ie shortened versions of our names derek and tanya and umm x_fanny_x has a couple of reasons 1 being it rhymes with tanny which is wat i get called 2, because i can be a bit of a fanny at times and 3 the x is so i can be bottom of the list in chatroom
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Quote by markz
I'm nice............. :mrgreen:
did the donut maker tell you that
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Quote by markz
Yeah I hate it when I type a lengthy reply......
You are such a lazy git sending a wink instead of even bothering writing Happy New Year
Congratulations.....you've been Markzed...... :mrgreen:
i never got one
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i dont actuvely seek revenge on single males there is alot i know from here who are some of the most kind considerate people on here and they go in noticed
i will bite however if you say somethings like (in wisper) hi really liked your profile bla here is my number or addy) every bit of it proves u have not read my profile its the single males which make up the numbers
if they are being nice be nice back is my motto
i will bite however if you say somethings like (in wisper) hi really liked your profile bla here is my number or addy) every bit of it proves u have not read my profile
its the single males which make up the numbers if they are being nice be nice back is my motto
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its been snowing but none laid 
my mother though has about 3 inches of the stuff and my son (who is staying there and her son have made snow men and angels
my mother though has about 3 inches of the stuff and my son (who is staying there and her son have made snow men and angels Sex God
Quote by anais
i predict that in 2008
i will have sex no less than 250 times(im guna keep count its 6 so far)
I'll be luck if I have sex twice, but boy will I make sure it lasts :lol2: :lol2:
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i predict that in 2008
i will have sex no less than 250 times (im guna keep count its 6 so far)
richard gere will move next door :shock: (yup then i wake up)
there will be postal and rail strikes again
i will have sex no less than 250 times
(im guna keep count its 6 so far) richard gere will move next door :shock: (yup then i wake up)
there will be postal and rail strikes again
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x_FaNnY_x
swing_fun_cpl
Noel
or
maidenfair
X_fanny_x
swing_fun_cpl
or
The-Ring
maidenfair
X_fanny_x
or
Marcuso
dekntan
woohoo
:inlove:
or
Ukwineman
Marcuso
dekntan
:inlove:
or save the best til last omg how good is this
dekntan
woohoo
poshkate
now that is a 3 some i would like :giggle:
In edit can i just have the gang bang please with
Shireen
willxx69
varca
Fiona_uk
duncanlondon 11
Ukwineman
Marcuso 10
dekntan
woohoo
poshkate
Dlep
keeno
felixx1416
DeeCee
swing_fun_cpl
Noel
or
maidenfair
X_fanny_x
swing_fun_cpl
or
The-Ring
maidenfair
X_fanny_x
or
Marcuso
dekntan
woohoo
:inlove:
or
Ukwineman
Marcuso
dekntan
:inlove:
or save the best til last omg how good is this
dekntan
woohoo
poshkate
now that is a 3 some i would like :giggle:
In edit can i just have the gang bang please with
Shireen
willxx69
varca
Fiona_uk
duncanlondon 11
Ukwineman
Marcuso 10
dekntan
woohoo
poshkate
Dlep
keeno
felixx1416
DeeCee
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Quote by bbw_lover
im uncertifiable :shock:
either that or i smell
You don't smell but you are completely bonkers.
… and I wouldn't have you any other way.
:silly: :silly: :silly:
yup you know me so well completely utterly without a doubt totally blinkering bonkers
i like it that way Sex God
i wish i was better at -
maths
saying exactly what i mean
being girly (im far to tom boyish)
maths
saying exactly what i mean
being girly (im far to tom boyish)
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Quote by blonde
how did you get yours
How clever are you? :shock:
I wish I could do that! :cry:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
the use of a search button some url's, ='s, 's , /'s and some words
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yes mallock those to i did did a quick search lol
and its easy when ya know how
and its easy when ya know how
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Quote by Marya_Northeast
Ssshhhhhh! Even my eyelashes hurt.
that was all the text sex lol
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Quote by Marya_Northeast
Fragile!
:twisted: :twisted: il bear that in mind :twisted:
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Quote by Marya_Northeast
I'm aiming to be a teeny bit more tolerant this year :shock: and so I won't join in with the whinging about timewasters, crap PMs etc etc.
It happens to us all, regardless of what you stipulate on your profile or ad. I've experienced this on several sites, not just this one, and some were free sites so it's not even as if paying members are cleared of all blame.
It's also not just single males. There just happens to be a gazillion more single males on the site than any other account type so it's just maths really.
Yes, it can get to the point where it is extremely annoying but from now on, I'm just going to try and ignore it. Indifference is the worst insult I reckon.
hows your head today
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thank you very much for last night i had a great time and no hangover :eeek:
and no hangover :eeek: Sex God
ok will do
Also any one wanting to travel from the north east we are talking about booking a coach if any one is interested can u let us no
he cant work forum but wants be on list, i cant vouch though never met him
Also any one wanting to travel from the north east we are talking about booking a coach if any one is interested can u let us no
Quote by poshkate
Right I've updated the list on page one. The list is now full so anyone else wanting to attend will be put on a reserve list and offered a place as and when people drop out
Fanny if Steve is having problems with the forum please can you ask him to PM me to confirm he wants to come and I'll put him on the list.
Steve261970: stic me name down for me hun xx
he cant work forum but wants be on list, i cant vouch though never met him
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Quote by creampie123
I just love A Child Called IT. It's a biography of this man's chilhood. The follow-up are great aswell, The Lost Boy and A Man Named Dave. They are very sad but excellent reads.
Miss Cream xxx
i read all 3 great books sad but good
thats the type of book i read in general abuse/childhood ones. Best one i ever readd was Daddy's Girl its very graffic in parts and not for the faint hearted but very well written
not really into romance novels horrors or sci-fi
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we have regular quizes in our local room its fun and it gets a few of the quieter ones involved as well
not sex talk but a good way to get people involved
its fun and it gets a few of the quieter ones involved as well not sex talk but a good way to get people involved
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Quote by Hungrypussy69
You cant be labelled a timewaster hun, you`re up front about what you want from here and you`re not likely to make arrangements that you have no intention of keeping.
The site needs the chatty social people as much as it needs the ones who like to meet up.I like reading your posts.
why thankyou Hungry
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Quote by woohoo
AHHH!!
Now that would be telling
i recon its the funny bugger "one to watch"but i know myself
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Quote by woohoo
can i be certified for summit pleaaaaaasssseeeee pretty pretty please with a cherry on the top and extra cream and kisses and licks and gropes and all things naughty and nice :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Certified by woo as "One to watch"
pmsl woo but do ya mean "one to watch" as in careful she's a funny bugger" or the other "one to watch"
