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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Quote by alljustfun2001
5. You position the computer screen in your home in such a way that your children can't possibly sneak up on you.
Just call me harry potter
Yes i sit under the stairs in me cupboard on the pc. Added bonus is with creaky stairs and being right underneath you hear anyone before they hear you 
Quote by alljustfun2001
9. Your sex toy collection costs more than your china set.
I dont have a china set
but i have a big set of dildos :twisted: Quote by alljustfun2001we had to buy our son (aged 8)his own digital camera as he in really into photography and we had run all out of excuses why he couldnt use our cameras :shock:
10. You never let the kids borrow your digital camera.
Dont forget the leather couches and the pampas grass :P
wheres the rest ?
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Quote by varca
What Katie said and then once the spot has dried out overnight use Maybelline Dream Mousse concealer to suit your skin tone (the little pot version of the mousse foundation)
Ahh, just realised that it's Friday night so there's actually no time for anything other than the Maybelline concealer alone tomorrow night. It will still do a grand jobby though
oh varca ive missed you where have you been hiding you sexy thang
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Quote by northeastcoupleuk
day before the big date. all waiting to hear news of the dreaded spot and its frightfull redness :scared:
has it grown even bigger or is it a shrinking violet :confused2:
think it got bigger lol
you muppet
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Wine without alcohol is like....................... having a bath with no water
or.....................a dog with no fur coat.............................
or..........................a fried breakfast with no bacon.....................
or ..................... a candle with no wax...................
It Just Aint Right
or.....................a dog with no fur coat.............................
or..........................a fried breakfast with no bacon.....................
or ..................... a candle with no wax...................
It Just Aint Right Sex God
day before the big date. all waiting to hear news of the dreaded spot and its frightfull redness :scared:
has it grown even bigger or is it a shrinking violet :confused2:
has it grown even bigger or is it a shrinking violet :confused2:
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Quote by anais
Oh, watch the film Little Voice... all about images and inner voices and how the main actress mimics voices/songs shes listens to. Its a lovely film...
yup its a cool film
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who needs to read i hear voices all the time even my dog has a voice 
its the real people i can hear i want to shut out
its the real people i can hear i want to shut out Sex God
i didnt even have to open this just saw norty and spot and new it was about marya :giggle:
hemoroid (sp) cream works as does toothpaste normally though the more you put on the spot the more you agrivate it
back to me painting miss spotty and mr piss take
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My husbands's home :scared:
The kettle's boiled
What just happened ? :shock:
First time nerves ?
I missed it :fuckinghell:
Your brothers better :giggle:
Get off me
The kettle's boiled
What just happened ? :shock:
First time nerves ?
I missed it :fuckinghell:
Your brothers better :giggle:
Get off me
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i've worn slippers for years and im only 24 :shock: does than make me really old????thinking about it even my son wears then all the time. we sorta "shoes of as soon as we come in and slippers on" people
once upon a time i used to pick dressing gowns for the sex appeal now i buy them for the thickness warmness and fluffyness
once upon a time i used to pick dressing gowns for the sex appeal now i buy them for the thickness warmness and fluffyness
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Quote by kentswingers777
That's a fair point, but my view for what it is worth is, that I felt this was an issue that a lot of people had discussed on many occasions. There have been timewaster threads galore, which let's be fair is a serious issue for most. But even with a thread like that it tends to turn into a free for all of jokes and nothing at all to do with the original posters comments.
There are of course threads that start off on a funny line and so they do tend to stay exactly that, but even the quite serious topics get turned into laughable threads at times. I think at this rate this thread will be going all year, unless Bilko locks it.
Isnt the above comment such as life though how many times does any conversation stay on track? none that i can ever recall having. thats all it is, people having a banter just because the topic isnt about the OP or on topic doesn not mean it isnt relevant
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Quote by DeeCee
depends wether they use my front or back door :shock:
:shock: :shock: :eeek: :eeek: :shock: :shock:
there wudnt be dirty thoughts running around your head would the??????,
i cannot tell a lie........... course there are!!!
no dirty thoughts at all, friends and family use the back door, the dog is always in the back yard so if anyone unknown tried to come that way they would get a shock, others use the front door
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Quote by McrM4M-pvtOK
9 out of 10 times i find an op as soon as i need one failing that a thread saying "op needed now " brings them to your door! (if you warrent the problem serious enough) and remember the ops and mods and admin are all here doing US a favour its voluntary they do a great job and also have lifes like me and you!. :thumbup:
ps. why not just use the room with spelling mistake in name? instead of opening another?
pps. have you tried going into the forum/cafe when you have had these problems the list of users is on top of page and mods/ops show up in different colours (this is where i usually find them when needed!)
Don't agree with one of your points about the ops, mods and admins all "doing us a favour" as if this site is a charity....I know the ops and mods are volunteers and I've said plenty of times before I appreciate what they do. Admin is not unpaid - this is a commercial site. It is not unreasonable for users to expect someone to be on duty at all times and be easily contactable.
the admin bit was misplaced i meant the mods and ops are voluntary and do not get paid also i have never found a time when atleast 1 op wasnt online
An issue users might encounter is that ops may be online but either hidden from the online list in the forum or using a non-op username. This means you don't always know someone's online when you need them.
What I'd like to see in the new chatroom is an alert button somewhere that will direct a message to someone who is on duty. That would save all the messing around and hopefully also make it easier and more consistent for ops/admin to deal with issues as soon as they happen (operating like a shared mailbox or call stack behind the scenes).
wouldnt a support ticket (urgent priority) do the same thing?
Absolutely agree with you about using a room name with incorrect spelling....and if someone's typed it so badly that no-one recognises the room....well, they need their fingers chopping off or a spell with Mavis Beacon
I'm probably gonna get Dawnie chasing me around with her new honey drizzler and waffles now
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Quote by Dawnie
We're all up for keeping to the rules but when theres no OP's around these days you can go for weeks with out seeing one
No idea how you miss chatroom OPs. There are 4 on at the moment and there has been for ages
I was also here until 2 am this morning
9 out of 10 times i find an op as soon as i need one failing that a thread saying "op needed now " brings them to your door! (if you warrent the problem serious enough) and remember the ops and mods and admin are all here doing US a favour its voluntary they do a great job and also have lifes like me and you!. :thumbup:
ps. why not just use the room with spelling mistake in name? instead of opening another?
pps. have you tried going into the forum/cafe when you have had these problems the list of users is on top of page and mods/ops show up in different colours (this is where i usually find them when needed!)
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there is only 1 friend that knows i/we swing purely because she understands and if dek working away and i have a meet i need someone to know where i am etc, she is that someone
i has lots of other dirty little secrets though
i has lots of other dirty little secrets though
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Quote by H-x
Repeat a small word at irregular intervals to yourself. If you count and set up a pace you'll keep yourself awake doing it but repeating a word like 'it' or 'and' at irregualer intervals in your head stops your brain racing. I know, it sounds silly, I was sceptical too but it does work.
H.x
i will try this, thoughts racing around my head keep me awake for hours
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Quote by DeeCee
depends wether they use my front or back door :shock:
:shock: :shock: :eeek: :eeek: :shock: :shock:
there wudnt be dirty thoughts running around your head would the??????,
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i only tend to go in the North east room im a regular in there and most people know me but take that safety net away and :shock: i cant join in conversations in other rooms well i cant decide which way to take people etc, and that is exactly what your local room is (even if its not local) its a safety net you know people you know their reactions joke heads serious heads etc, just find yourself a room where you enjoy the banter sit back and watch for a while then join in when you feel comfortable
its a safety net you know people you know their reactions joke heads serious heads etc, just find yourself a room where you enjoy the banter sit back and watch for a while then join in when you feel comfortable Sex God
interesting thread...
up until november my phone was my life, it was the love of my life :smitten:
it was a phone that i had really really wanted and dek had bought me it for xmas and it did loads of clever lickle thingies and it sounded nice and felt nice and did slidey things
it went everywhere with me and only was put onto silent if i was in a meeting/doctors etc then it broke in november :violin: :upset: :upset: :upset: :upset: :upset:
since cash was short and dek was due for renewal on his contract phone, he picked one and give it to me as his phone still worked fine so i had a phone that worked,
There is no longer any love the love affair is no more its difficult to use and well a bit boring really it gets lost very frequently as i no longer feel the need to have it by my side constantly the battery goes dead and stays that ways for hours :eeek: ungrateful mare i hear ya all shouting
But getting to the point
when i had a phone that i really wanted and really liked i was never apart from it now i have a phone that im not so keen on, its gets forgotten and left behind the fun has gone outta having a phone
so maybe those people who are never apart from thier phones were like me and had a love affair with the phone........... enough gabbing im boring yas
up until november my phone was my life, it was the love of my life :smitten:
it was a phone that i had really really wanted and dek had bought me it for xmas and it did loads of clever lickle thingies and it sounded nice and felt nice and did slidey things
it went everywhere with me and only was put onto silent if i was in a meeting/doctors etc then it broke in november :violin: :upset: :upset: :upset: :upset: :upset:
since cash was short and dek was due for renewal on his contract phone, he picked one and give it to me as his phone still worked fine so i had a phone that worked,
There is no longer any love the love affair is no more its difficult to use and well a bit boring really it gets lost very frequently as i no longer feel the need to have it by my side constantly the battery goes dead and stays that ways for hours :eeek: ungrateful mare i hear ya all shouting
But getting to the point
when i had a phone that i really wanted and really liked i was never apart from it now i have a phone that im not so keen on, its gets forgotten and left behind the fun has gone outta having a phone
so maybe those people who are never apart from thier phones were like me and had a love affair with the phone........... enough gabbing im boring yas
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Quote by winchwench
I got thrown out of a hotel room once :smug:
your sooo proud aint ya
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Quote by blonde
:thumbup: I laughed and stopped to say "mind your head", "oh be careful" and "watch out"
I think I need help! :confused:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
you and me both i even ducked :shock:
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still laughing but did anyone else go "oooh mind ya head" or am i just getting old :shock: Sex God
Quote by Corrie2007(about 50 seconds in)!!!!
If women wear strap-ons do men ever wear false boobs??????
we been looking for something similar stormy, not found anything yet though but il keep watching
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Quote by northeastcoupleukdoes the ice cream man sell it
stuff £10 quid a tub mind so a bit pricey
my ice cream man sells any thing going so proberly yes
when he comes get me a tractor and a alligater ...a red 1 tan :shock:a redd alligator?????/ :shock:
