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Tan____Kinky
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Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
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Tan____Kinky
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Quote by bbw_lover
my answer is like lilac gems , but just to be a man any man for a day
to feel what it feels like.....
to have a hard on ..... biggrin
to ejaculate..... :!:
to have something dangling down my leg..... :shock:
what it feels like to be inside a women..... cool
how it feels to have hornyness dictated by a swelling or lack of...... evil
to work out how the male brain works rolleyes
men interest me full stop am i wierd

????
Sorry you've lost me now.
rotflmaorotflmaorotflmao
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: its in your trousers dear bolt
Aha!
Found it! biggrin
… now for a little brain exercise. rotflmao
:wanker: :laughabove:
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Tan____Kinky
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Quote by bbw_lover
sending shaggy sexy smooches to.........
mrsbone
heln
markz
deecee
tunessence
bbw lover
fire and stormy
flower
redpantherman
varca
noladreams
sarah
dreamerhelen
69position hump passionkiss kiss poke :therethere:

You're soooooo good for my ego!
Come here gorgeous and puckered up those lovely lips!
passionkisspassionkisspassionkisspassionkisspassionkiss
ok but be warned i come with a sore throat :twisted: and the first signs of a chest infection
who wants a snog :giggle:
I'll take my chances, it'll be worth it.
redface redface redface
ok 69position kiss passionkiss :therethere: hump kiss poke
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Tan____Kinky
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until about a month ago i thought you were a women bolt :notes: makes note to self perve profiles more often
Quote by de_sade
I was originally going to say I would like to be a woman for a day, but to be honest, apart from experiencing a female orgasm for myself thinking about shoes all day, or chocolate, or soap operas or jabbering on incessently about how bad my lot / PMT / kids are / is and how infuriating men are really would be a waste of my time.
So instead I'd like to be something much more interesting instead...Like a pencil sharpener
wink
lol
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Tan____Kinky
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Quote by westerross
Ooooooh a flirty thread. What a lovely idea (I know I know - it's page 10)! Choon gets his flirt list out!
.

wheres this list then were waiting :twisted:
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Tan____Kinky
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Quote by bbw_lover
sending shaggy sexy smooches to.........
mrsbone
heln
markz
deecee
tunessence
bbw lover
fire and stormy
flower
redpantherman
varca
noladreams
sarah
dreamerhelen
69position hump passionkiss kiss poke :therethere:

You're soooooo good for my ego!
Come here gorgeous and puckered up those lovely lips!
passionkisspassionkisspassionkisspassionkisspassionkiss
ok but be warned i come with a sore throat :twisted: and the first signs of a chest infection
who wants a snog :giggle:
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Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Quote by bbw_lover
my answer is like lilac gems , but just to be a man any man for a day
to feel what it feels like.....
to have a hard on ..... biggrin
to ejaculate..... :!:
to have something dangling down my leg..... :shock:
what it feels like to be inside a women..... cool
how it feels to have hornyness dictated by a swelling or lack of...... evil
to work out how the male brain works rolleyes
men interest me full stop am i wierd

????
Sorry you've lost me now.
rotflmaorotflmaorotflmao
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: its in your trousers dear bolt
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Tan____Kinky
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Quote by Marya_Northeast
Mmmmm fresh meat! Hello :twisted:

down marya
let him find his feet first ffs :giggle:
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Tan____Kinky
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Quote by jaymar
my answer is like lilac gems , but just to be a man any man for a day
to feel what it feels like.....
to have a hard on ..... biggrin
to ejaculate..... :!:
to have something dangling down my leg..... :shock:
what it feels like to be inside a women..... cool
how it feels to have hornyness dictated by a swelling or lack of...... evil
to work out how the male brain works rolleyes
men interest me full stop am i wierd

No you're not, it would be fab to be a bloke for a day... get to hang out on sofa ALL day, watching TV, pumping.. (yes you men do that), you may wander into kitchen see what the wifey has left for you to eat, then have a tickle of your tadger before she comes home to make your tea. :sticky:
or do what dek did this morning .......we were up late as my brother got rushed to hospital and i stayed up to wait for news woke up this morning late for school and with a throat like sand paper :crazy: said to dek (with car) can you take him cos i feel like shoite nah get a taxi up am staying in bed :doh: so 6 quid taxi fare later dek still in bed and im awake
where did i get him
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Tan____Kinky
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just got outta dek out what one of my presents is
same as the last 5 years
a necklace
how many heads do i have
a ring
a bracelet
ear rings
nope il just keep buying necklaces til she sinks the sod said lol lol lol lol
predictable men
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Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Quote by helnheaven
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: god made a northern lass for a reason :smug:

dare I ask???
The people from North England are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and
they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable,
hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the
world as speakers of truth."

to prove theres always one that doesnt fit the bill rolleyes lol
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Tan____Kinky
Sex God
my answer is like lilac gems , but just to be a man any man for a day
to feel what it feels like.....
to have a hard on ..... biggrin
to ejaculate..... :!:
to have something dangling down my leg..... :shock:
what it feels like to be inside a women..... cool
how it feels to have hornyness dictated by a swelling or lack of...... evil
to work out how the male brain works rolleyes
men interest me full stop am i wierd
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Tan____Kinky
Sex God
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: god made a northern lass for a reason :smug:
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Tan____Kinky
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im brazen but no i would never do that i have been on the wrong side of jealous women before (and that was just because the man in question was looking at my chest) its not nice and can cause all sorts of problems
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Tan____Kinky
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when i first met my vanilla friend she was off to visit someone in port so i was a little confused when she was back 90 min later :shock: i thought you were going to port - ive been she said loon i sat and thought about it, was i being as dumb as i thought confused confused confused so eventually i asked her how did you get to port n back so quick :confused2: i got a lift was the answer :crazy: im still confused so then i asked where port was :sticky: looking stupid as hell her answer was you know port clarence :eeek: near boro :doh: all made sence
in my defence id only just moved to cleveland then
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Tan____Kinky
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Quote by Bonedigger
drats thats the second time ive done that opened the thread thinking it said internet fLights
i thought i could get a bargain loon
bolt
.......... theres NOEL (no 'L')i noel that now lol lol having a blond day again
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Tan____Kinky
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Quote by flower411
Mine doesn't flash every time I get new mail either. Sometimes mail shows as read when I know I haven't read it too. dunno

I get that too ... Spooky ain`t it ?
Always seems to be around the time when I`d rather nobody else was reading me mail too !! It`s never anything innocuous :shock:
i think its something to do with the sender either deleting or reading the sent message before you do dont ask how i know it was brought up in chat or forum a while back could be wrong though dunno
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Tan____Kinky
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drats thats the second time ive done that opened the thread thinking it said internet fLights
i thought i could get a bargain loon
bolt
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Quote by helnheaven
FB wonders why her eyesight is failing :angel:

Its not chick
I can see the same as you.....x s'avatar
i see 's avator aswel no pic
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Tan____Kinky
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i hate arguements in real life and online and hate to think im the cause of them although if ca topic comes up that gets my goat i will put my opinion in
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Quote by markz
Its very sad when this happens

what when someone bring up an old thread...... rolleyes
and someone replies to it? rolleyes
its like eating the cold pizza the morning after.... rolleyes
don't you have a microwave?
No I can cook............ rolleyes
you can cook aswel :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: you have talents mr markz wink
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