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Tan____Kinky

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12 Dec 2007

Quote by sword-stileto
i dont drive and dek has a petrol card for work which he can use for personal use as long as its in the uk so we are not really effected but its still scandolous it does put me of learning to

We used to love having our company van (yes it was white) lol

lol

& the fuel card that went with it all those Tesco club points wink

wink

.
The fuel problem is going to get no better & public transport is no good or just not there in some areas :cry: I work 25 miles from home & need the car as there is no bus in the early hrs of the morning .
As for protesting & blocking the fuel depots I dont know if this does any good :confused2: .
oh i know dek could not work without his car (company) and without the fuel card the receipts would be humongous (uses a full tank every 2 -3 days. with me living in a largish town and not working and having the use of deks car when hes home i manage fine without and seems like an awful lot of money to constantly pay out for something that i really would not need

12 Dec 2007

i apparently have a lookalikey from the same town as me :shock: i wonder if anyone has ever approached her and said "hey ur that swinger aint ya" lol

lol

lol

lol

poor poor women having to look like me i pity her

12 Dec 2007

i dont drive and dek has a petrol card for work which he can use for personal use as long as its in the uk so we are not really effected but its still scandolous it does put me of learning to

12 Dec 2007

had this convo very recently with dek we was talking about the things we used to do 5 years ago when we met and wondered why those things didnt turn me on like they used to. porn is the best way to explain this 5 years ago i loved porn now it really bores me give me a good story to read anyday Ive asked myself is it an age thing (me being younger still wanting to explore so many different things) or is it just the difference in people

12 Dec 2007

On the twelth day of christmas my true love said to me ---------------- ya loon

loon

:shock:

12 Dec 2007

Quote by blonde

So, if I could be anyone else for a day, it would be one of the less fortunate and then I would know for sure just how bloody lucky I am xxx

You know that saying "be careful what you wish for..."
I understand what you mean but you really wouldn't want to be there!
So wrap a present for a child and take it to boots or one of the other retailers collecting gifts for less fortunate kids ....... put a quid in every collection box thrust at you ................ and enjoy every second of what you have ......... because who knows what tomorrow holds for any of us!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ive been there i realise how lucky i am even though at the time i was lucky to get the help i did others dont, the certain place that helped me does a gift tree in a few places for people at christmas i always donate a good few presents to them

12 Dec 2007

for all the sh members

12 Dec 2007

Quote by Shani_cpl

we do it on bog standard nights out last time we went though we were together and it doesnt stop the blokes hitting on me the lasses are a bit more reserved tho

The women always are sad

sad

Thats next on the list though...
good luck lol

lol

11 Dec 2007

Quote by markz
I'd be orphan child from Sierra Leone because sometimes I don't think I appreciate how lucky I am......

omg ur so right but wheres the rolleyes

rolleyes

er I don't use it when I'm being serious.....
i know just not used to seeing that side of you

11 Dec 2007

Quote by Shani_cpl
Tonight Jay and I went out for take away. While we were waiting we called into our local for a drink.
I quickly became aware of a woman completely and blatently 'eye flirting' with Jay! She was trying to get his attention and seemed unaffected by the fact I was there, she was pretty but knew it.
Would you? I know we are swingers but that's consensual, but I'm sorry I would never 'eye' up someone's bloke while the person was sat there!
I'm sure she could feel the daggers.... :kick:

Both mrs f and myself are obviously very bad people :shock:
We flirt with strangers all the time and certainly wouldn`t feel we were doing anything wrong.
If another man flirts with mrs f, I certainly don`t feel insecure about my position.
This. I love it when blokes flirt or try it on with Shani. Worth popping to the loo and taking my time getting back to see whos flirting with her or vice versa... What an ego trip for me...
dek does that to and i do the same with him but if we doing that we make a night of it and pretend we are strangers cool

cool

Gawds, yeah!!! We've started to do this a little at couples and singles nights a bit. Shes gets so much more attention from the blokes when I'm not around...
we do it on bog standard nights out last time we went though we were together and it doesnt stop the blokes hitting on me the lasses are a bit more reserved tho

11 Dec 2007

Quote by markz
I'd be orphan child from Sierra Leone because sometimes I don't think I appreciate how lucky I am......

omg ur so right but wheres the rolleyes

rolleyes

11 Dec 2007

Quote by Shani_cpl
Tonight Jay and I went out for take away. While we were waiting we called into our local for a drink.
I quickly became aware of a woman completely and blatently 'eye flirting' with Jay! She was trying to get his attention and seemed unaffected by the fact I was there, she was pretty but knew it.
Would you? I know we are swingers but that's consensual, but I'm sorry I would never 'eye' up someone's bloke while the person was sat there!
I'm sure she could feel the daggers.... :kick:

Both mrs f and myself are obviously very bad people :shock:
We flirt with strangers all the time and certainly wouldn`t feel we were doing anything wrong.
If another man flirts with mrs f, I certainly don`t feel insecure about my position.
This. I love it when blokes flirt or try it on with Shani. Worth popping to the loo and taking my time getting back to see whos flirting with her or vice versa... What an ego trip for me...
dek does that to and i do the same with him but if we doing that we make a night of it and pretend we are strangers cool

cool

11 Dec 2007

Quote by
Having spent most of my life down south I sometimes agree, but it is to much of a generalization. Besides which everyone know that heaven is the Yorkshire moors.

pah yorkshire i know some where much more idyllic :giggle:If you mean Cleavland, that is just part of Yorkshire. Changing the boundary changes nowt.
nope i dont i mean somewhere i used to live lol

lol

There was a spot in Hawaii, but I just could not stay.
do i look hawaiin?

11 Dec 2007

il confirm as soon as ive checked with me travelling companions ok rolleyes

rolleyes

11 Dec 2007

Quote by markz
I went up north once,it rained all day......

we knew u was coming rolleyes

rolleyes

Did I make a lot of noise then.......... rolleyes

rolleyes

nah but we clever remember we just knew you was coming north

11 Dec 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
today, theres sexy yueletide smooches for.....
Cherry
winchy
tan (or is it fanny now??? )
Mrs FB
Dawnie
anais
nola
blonde
helnheaven
Telegrams
fabio
bbw lover
choon
woohoo
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

oh ty mrs bone have some smooches back kiss

kiss

passionkiss

:inlove:

wave

69position

11 Dec 2007

Quote by markz
I went up north once,it rained all day......

we knew u was coming rolleyes

rolleyes

11 Dec 2007

his name is in my sig.................
rolleyes

rolleyes

he dont travel north................. rolleyes

rolleyes

both very nice things about markz :twisted:

11 Dec 2007

Quote by
Having spent most of my life down south I sometimes agree, but it is to much of a generalization. Besides which everyone know that heaven is the Yorkshire moors.

pah yorkshire i know some where much more idyllic :giggle:If you mean Cleavland, that is just part of Yorkshire. Changing the boundary changes nowt.
nope i dont i mean somewhere i used to live lol

lol

11 Dec 2007

Quote by Shrek2

no idea sorry
I just pay the bloody bills

just been on the virgin website and they do an xl bb up to 20 meg so it sounds like you are on that from your test anyway

11 Dec 2007

Quote by Shrek2

so what does that mean?
as technical as a cheese sandwich
ISP is virgin

blimey what meg are you on cos thats close to 18meg or am i dumb????????
1000 k/bs to 1 m/b you do the maths lol

11 Dec 2007

Quote by Dawnie
A quick question.. are you able to change your profile name on SH ?

yes at a cost of 5 pounds i think
You don't honestly think you're going to get anything without a 99p do you :lol2:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/change-username.html
ok ok at a cost of 5 pounds and 99 pence i was close lol

11 Dec 2007

Quote by robhambledon
just got outta dek out what one of my presents is
same as the last 5 years
a necklace
how many heads do i have
a ring
a bracelet
ear rings
nope il just keep buying necklaces til she sinks the sod said
predictable men

any pearl ones? :shock:
nope

11 Dec 2007

Quote by jaymar

yup i just have the lurgy :crazy: a very sore throat the startings of a chest infection and the once monthly visit to boot il survive :sad:

is that all then? nae shaggin for you then! lol

lol

jokin aside, hope you feel better soon xx
aww thanks kiss

kiss

kiss

11 Dec 2007

10 50 am
am supposed to be on 2 meg so not to bad
they still similar to 11 am this morning will try again later

11 Dec 2007

Quote by H-x
I can only read the signs from the outside so to speak. If I see someone trying to flirt with someone else I can tell. If they try it with me I have no clue. Don't know why.
H.x

im like that to cant spot anyone flirting with me but if its dek or anyone else i notice straight away

11 Dec 2007

Quote by
Having spent most of my life down south I sometimes agree, but it is to much of a generalization. Besides which everyone know that heaven is the yorkshire moors.

pah yorkshire i know some where much more idyllic :giggle:

11 Dec 2007

Quote by jaymar
my answer is like lilac gems , but just to be a man any man for a day
to feel what it feels like.....
to have a hard on .....
to ejaculate..... :!:
to have something dangling down my leg..... :shock:
what it feels like to be inside a women.....
how it feels to have hornyness dictated by a swelling or lack of......
to work out how the male brain works
men interest me full stop am i wierd

No you're not, it would be fab to be a bloke for a day... get to hang out on sofa ALL day, watching TV, pumping.. (yes you men do that), you may wander into kitchen see what the wifey has left for you to eat, then have a tickle of your tadger before she comes home to make your tea. :sticky:
or do what dek did this morning .......we were up late as my brother got rushed to hospital and i stayed up to wait for news woke up this morning late for school and with a throat like sand paper :crazy: said to dek (with car) can you take him cos i feel like shoite nah get a taxi up am staying in bed :doh: so 6 quid taxi fare later dek still in bed and im awake
where did i get him
I'll be smacking his ar"se if ever I meet him! smackbottom

smackbottom

Hope all is OK Tan? kiss

kiss

yup i just have the lurgy :crazy: a very sore throat the startings of a chest infection and the once monthly visit to boot il survive :sad: kiss

kiss

11 Dec 2007

Quote by AtomCom2001
A quick question.. are you able to change your profile name on SH ?

yes at a cost of 5 pounds i think

11 Dec 2007

thats on 2 meg from virgin at 10 50 am not sure if its good or not im useless with numbers