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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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Quote by Marya_Northeast
Hmmmm!!!

duel
nah. More along the lines of smackbottom
:rascal: who nicked the real marya :shock:
but if ya offering smackbottom mmmm yes please
never crossed paths with them but sending them lots of love and kisses and a speedy recovery kiss
Quote by noladreams30
Hmmmm... who to have a festive flirt with? Am spoilt for choice!!
In fact, maybe I'll operate on an advent-calendar style basis and have a different flirt each day till Christmas!!
So, as it's the 5th today I'd better flirt with five people to cathch up...
Winchy passionkiss
Pink passionkiss
Mrs Bonedigger passionkiss
Fabio passionkiss
x_Fanny_x passionkiss
A bit of festive flirting wings its way to all of you from me!!
Nola xx

oooh c'mere nola hump hump hump
Yay.... it worked!!!
Me likey this thread....
Nola xx
:rose: 69position
Quote by bbw_lover
Am I missing something here?, she is swinging whilst married and hubby does not know?. Recipe for disaster if you ask me.

And if the poster had been male, the worthies would have been having a field day slagging him off !! rolleyes
Sorry, I'm having an off day lol
I quite like jevad actually. Hehe :twisted:
Now that's just weird!
:silly:
innocent this is marya were talking about.............. her and wierdness go together like pie and peas :giggle:

Or like Dek and Tan?
:scared: bolt
do dek and tan go together????? i think tanny and fanny go together well innocent they could almost be twins dont ya think :lol2:
Quote by noladreams30
Hmmmm... who to have a festive flirt with? Am spoilt for choice!!
In fact, maybe I'll operate on an advent-calendar style basis and have a different flirt each day till Christmas!!
So, as it's the 5th today I'd better flirt with five people to cathch up...
Winchy passionkiss
Pink passionkiss
Mrs Bonedigger passionkiss
Fabio passionkiss
x_Fanny_x passionkiss
A bit of festive flirting wings its way to all of you from me!!
Nola xx

oooh c'mere nola hump hump hump
Quote by jaymar
Xmas eve wil be spend cooking a small turkey and preparing everything, have a drink etc. about 11;30 bring all santas presents downstairs half eat a carrot and mince pie drink santas's wine :twisted: at midnight me and dek open our presents from each other (leaving one none rude one to open in from of son on the morning)
Xmas day will be just me dek and the child, i always wake son up about 8 am other wise he would sleep til midday, we open santa presents first :bounce: dinner then a lazy afternoon in front of the telly with alcohol and sweets rolleyes while dek visits his mother (a ritual i get out of :twisted: )tea time we just have munchies and i put another turkey in the oven. then do some cleaning up ect.
Boxing day we have my parents and siblings come and stay so on the morning im arranging a xmas dinner again rolleyes when they arrive we open presents from each other, then eat around tea time, watch the kids playing with toys afterwards then get the kids to bed and watch my dad and dek having a drinking competition and i act as barmaid then bed :shock:

Flippin 'eck Tan, won't you be cream crackered??? and all that turkey? :shock:
I'm passed the having to leave mince pies and carrots out :cry: .. I'll be lucky this year and probably not have to get up at an unearthly hour. Jay's into cooking at the minute so he'll prepare lunch and I'll do something that some of us should do more of...sit with my feet up, a glass of mulled wine and watch the c*ap on TV, what could be better?
How do you know Santa is male?
Because he has to be rewarded with a glass of alcohol for doing a job once a year :shock:

yes i will be cream crackered but it means alot less hassle on xmas day and i can enjoy the day and watch son play with presents previous years we have had to do presents then dinner for all then travel 2 hours to spend afternoon with people we didnt really want to then 2 hours to get home and xmas day felt like we never stopped so this year boxing day will be hard work but xmas day il manage to watch tv something ive never ever ever done in years and watch son play with his presents
Quote by AtomCom2001
Well maybe I could offer you a few sessions ;) .. lol
Training sessions.. or what ever suits you

outragious man, take ya flirting to the flirting thread nowwwwww smackbottom
ps i think we ran in rings round each other in this thread getting me very very confused bolt
Quote by creampie123
No men there either!! lol lol

what sort of an island is this ffs rolleyes rolleyes
lol lol
a deserted one :doh:
ok ok il give ya that, the brains of the operation is in wales give me chance ffs lol
rotflmao rotflmao
lack of sleep ill child makes me a dummy ive been missunderstood all day mrs cream will know how i feelthough lol
Oh yes, been there b4 a million times. I dunno why it happens tho dunno
Miss Cream xxx
ah bless slight normallity has returned but i still aint going no where near that island it sounds boring no men ffs rolleyes what will i shag a log ffs noooooo
Quote by bbw_lover
Am I missing something here?, she is swinging whilst married and hubby does not know?. Recipe for disaster if you ask me.

And if the poster had been male, the worthies would have been having a field day slagging him off !! rolleyes
Sorry, I'm having an off day lol
I quite like jevad actually. Hehe :twisted:
Now that's just weird!
:silly:
innocent this is marya were talking about.............. her and wierdness go together like pie and peas :giggle:
i love ya marya :inlove:
bolt
Quote by blueandpink
Well done Lostie!! You get 1,000 pinky points for starting a sex thread kiss
Well ever since the Wham video of Last Christmas have I fantasisied about a group of friends going away in a log cabin all grinning inanely at one another, to make them swinging friends would be just puurrrfect. Yum.
pink x

can ya unearth old threads on here that you started for pinky points?
Xmas eve wil be spend cooking a small turkey and preparing everything, have a drink etc. about 11;30 bring all santas presents downstairs half eat a carrot and mince pie drink santas's wine :twisted: at midnight me and dek open our presents from each other (leaving one none rude one to open in from of son on the morning)
Xmas day will be just me dek and the child, i always wake son up about 8 am other wise he would sleep til midday, we open santa presents first :bounce: dinner then a lazy afternoon in front of the telly with alcohol and sweets rolleyes while dek visits his mother (a ritual i get out of :twisted: )tea time we just have munchies and i put another turkey in the oven. then do some cleaning up ect.
Boxing day we have my parents and siblings come and stay so on the morning im arranging a xmas dinner again rolleyes when they arrive we open presents from each other, then eat around tea time, watch the kids playing with toys afterwards then get the kids to bed and watch my dad and dek having a drinking competition and i act as barmaid then bed :shock:
Quote by AtomCom2001
yes you still need the link..
But the link could be a photo that you have uploaded to SH...
It is just a link to an image which could be anywhere online... From the SH site to a remote server in China
so to get a pic from your pc to the forum without uploading it into profile, u use photo bucket or imageshack yeah??
is that wat your saying??
Or any of the many many other photo sites online, you are not restricted to these sites.
But my point really was that you do not have to use a 3rd party site at all, you could use a photo/image you have uploaded to you SH profile already etc.
got ya there was using photobucket or imageshack as pointers them being the 2 i know off and i was saying if you dont want to upload a photo on to your profile, ie if the pic wasnt of me or what ever then it is the only way of doing it via the image sites, which is what i think i said in the first place rolleyes lol lol lol i need to go back to bed lost the plot completely now
No hunny, its my fault, because I have a bad habit of getting too involved and technical..
What you said was correct, I just decide to rudely butt in and expanded it.. sad sad sorry
dont be sorry ya was just gettin me confused thats all lol confused nowt new there wink
i have on my profile _
i aint guna arrange to meet ya after 2 mins of chatting i prefer to get to know ya a little
i dont want your number or you addy if i do i will ask you personally for it

but it dont stop those who cant read or think the pics section is the entire profile rolleyes
tis not just single males either i might add
Quote by Mr-cream123
No men there either!! lol lol

what sort of an island is this ffs rolleyes rolleyes
lol lol
a deserted one :doh:
ok ok il give ya that, the brains of the operation is in wales give me chance ffs lol
rotflmao rotflmao
lack of sleep ill child makes me a dummy ive been missunderstood all day mrs cream will know how i feel though lol
Quote by AtomCom2001
yes you still need the link..
But the link could be a photo that you have uploaded to SH...
It is just a link to an image which could be anywhere online... From the SH site to a remote server in China
so to get a pic from your pc to the forum without uploading it into profile, u use photo bucket or imageshack yeah??
is that wat your saying??
Or any of the many many other photo sites online, you are not restricted to these sites.
But my point really was that you do not have to use a 3rd party site at all, you could use a photo/image you have uploaded to you SH profile already etc.
got ya there was using photobucket or imageshack as pointers them being the 2 i know off and i was saying if you dont want to upload a photo on to your profile, ie if the pic wasnt of me or what ever then it is the only way of doing it via the image sites, which is what i think i said in the first place rolleyes lol lol lol i need to go back to bed lost the plot completely now
Quote by Mr-cream123
No men there either!! lol lol

what sort of an island is this ffs rolleyes rolleyes
lol lol
a deserted one :doh:
ok ok il give ya that, the brains of the operation is in wales give me chance ffs lol
alan rickman dressed up as santa and me sat on his knee cool
or a log cabin logs of sexy sh peeps lots of expesive alcohol and very few clothes :twisted:
Quote by AtomCom2001
yes you still need the link..
But the link could be a photo that you have uploaded to SH...
It is just a link to an image which could be anywhere online... From the SH site to a remote server in China
so to get a pic from your pc to the forum without uploading it into profile, u use photo bucket or imageshack yeah??
is that wat your saying??
Quote by jaymar
Hannahrose, I'm having difficulty understanding what it is you are looking for. As you are already married to someone else I'm finding it hard to accept you would have the right the ask someone to give you commitment when you cannot give it wholly yourself.
My honest opinion as always.

i thought i was reading it all wrong but jaymar im getting same thought as you from the op :twisted: im not mad after all
Quote by Mrcoupleseekfun
what a pile of pretentious shit ,from someone who hasn`t even filled in their profile,and has the brass neck to insult virtually every male swinger,who by the way will get more action on here than someone with a profile full of blanks

amen
a second amen from me
Quote by AtomCom2001
Oh course you can just take or make your own images and use them.. hehehe
And if you are not up to doing the face photo/graphics work yourself, I am sure there are many willing members on SH that would be glad to help ;)

for a pic in your signiture (like my santa sleigh) you have to upload or use a pic from above sites to get the image link or at least thats wat i thought can upload your own avator (the me 2 u bear) from ur own pc like that dunno
Basically the images are just links to images somewhere on the net. (This saves SH's servers be filled up with 1000s of images.. lol)
Example.. I just point this an image on

u still need the link though dont u and im lost now lol
Quote by AtomCom2001
Oh course you can just take or make your own images and use them.. hehehe
And if you are not up to doing the face photo/graphics work yourself, I am sure there are many willing members on SH that would be glad to help ;)

for a pic in your signiture (like my santa sleigh) you have to upload or use a pic from above sites to get the image link or at least thats wat i thought can upload your own avator (the me 2 u bear) from ur own pc like that dunno
Quote by Ukwineman

Blue is generally great at emptying it when he's around but I have to say we always have fisticuffs :sparring: as to who stacks it best. Naturally I do, of course. :smug:
pink x

Oh thats so funny, my ex would put stuff in and it would look full I would then come along and rearrange it and get twice as much in rotflmao
i get loads in as well hate having to put it on twice
Quote by markz
its all about quality control............ cool

i think markZ needs a quality check on his meat rolleyes it smells lol lol
Quote by Stormwalker
Can i pop in say hi? I'd like to.

Hey Lost everyone is welcome to the SH virtual Christmas eve social!!!! :bounce:
yup even im allowed :giggle: