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Tan____Kinky

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5 Dec 2007

Quote by Hannahrose
I've found it has lacked sincerity and commitment on the part of the men (I'm ducking). Promises are made and rarely kept, new activities are discussed but rarely take place....that sort of thing. !!

In my opinion swinging isnt about any commitments or promises
maybe your are looking for more of a relationship than a sexual no strings thing? heaven dating (sh's sister site may be worthy of a quick peek
someone will be along with a better answer soon though
Tan x

5 Dec 2007

photobucket is the other one

5 Dec 2007

Quote by winchwench
As for Microwaves, I'm with Fabio- the only thing ours is used for is defrosting-ever!

our microwave has 1 purpose thats all, and thats warming the milk up for sons hot chocolate, he can do himself in microwave, wouldnt trust him on the gas hob
even dont use it to defrost

5 Dec 2007

i need sleep :cry: son has ear infection in both ears but im still full of xmas cheer kiss

kiss

kiss

kiss

we went to see santa on way back from docs :kissmyarse:

5 Dec 2007

i have more brains than to get stranded on a desert island with no electric and no battery factory cool

cool

next you huna tell me there wont be any men either
:doh:

5 Dec 2007

Quote by jaymar
kids never do, mine actually will open the door and put her dirty plates in on top of the clean ones! :shock:

i love my dishwasher, dek wont put dirty dishes in or take take clean ones out with the exception of once after i nagged him and he filled it with dirty on top of the clean dishes :shock: sure enough it worked i dont nag him now rolleyes

rolleyes

my son empties it as part of his chores and is quite good at putting his dishes in to (always asks incase they clean aswell)
dek complains about it but he never does dishes either it makes my life easier and thats what matters and and sunday dinners easy peasy lemon squeezy looking forward to my first xmas dinner with one :twisted:

4 Dec 2007

Quote by helnheaven
my mains chargable (incase a shortage of batteries occurs) waterproof (incase of tidal wave) expensive one from ann summers
sorted

Its a Dessert Island....there wont be any leccy ya nitwit lol

lol

erm so what about the solar power, that makes what exactly rolleyes

rolleyes

4 Dec 2007

Quote by bicuriousuncut
it was not i in the jaccuzzi on saturday night it was my twin no forum regulars saw me doing anything nor was i on cam :smug:

until someone said something in the forum on sunday :crazy: then it all came flooding back :doh:

OOOOH OOOOH!
What I miss??????
rolleyes

rolleyes

nowt lioke i said nothing happened twas not me innocent

innocent

research is ya friend
oh and it was 5 am sunday morning so ive been informed redface

redface

4 Dec 2007

Quote by helnheaven
The only men in suits to call on me are Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses and they dont tend to hang around me too long

dont you have the bailiffs calling then innocent

innocent

Nowt left for them to take. I offered them my body but they said it needed ironing and they took the iron last month!
:rascal: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
they always get the same answer from me, i have nowt i can only afford a pound a month take it or leav it cool

cool

4 Dec 2007

my mains chargable (incase a shortage of batteries occurs) waterproof (incase of tidal wave) expensive one from ann summers
sorted

4 Dec 2007

R u dishin r site like bolt

bolt

google a swingers best friend loon

loon

4 Dec 2007

Quote by helnheaven
The only men in suits to call on me are Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses and they dont tend to hang around me too long

dont you have the bailiffs calling then innocent

innocent

mine all always suited and booted :eeek: bolt

bolt

4 Dec 2007

Quote by helnheaven
Oi.....gerra room you two :giggle:
And I want an invite

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: right we have a room whos coming redface

redface

me me mememememeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lol

lol

hurry up im in a giving mood :evil2:

4 Dec 2007

Quote by Warmer
FB wanders off to find someone to flirt with.

hello

wave

passionkiss

wonders if she might join in lol

lol

can I join in too? lol

lol

no objections from moi :grin:
nor from moi
any one fancy a pre crimbo shag :twisted:
ps everyone is welcome dont be shy..your mother wasnt lol

lol

4 Dec 2007

i voted pc cos thats what i am on right now but usually i am on the lappy on the couch and the pc has its own little home (in me box) which dek uses mostly to perv
orinially the pc was mine and the lappy his but he lost patience with the mouse pad and when he worked out they are slightly more high maintainance than a pc (especially when im the only one who ever deletes cookies - temp internet files -, defrags, etc etc)

4 Dec 2007

it was not i in the jaccuzzi on saturday night it was my twin no forum regulars saw me doing anything nor was i on cam :smug:
bolt

bolt

until someone said something in the forum on sunday :crazy: then it all came flooding back :doh:

4 Dec 2007

Quote by felixx1416
Felix, that's not flirting or merry Christmas!

i'll go then
no stay and join in the fun, take the p@ss outta me (but nicely) :twisted:

4 Dec 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Snogs and big (((((((((((((((hugs ))))))))) to everyone that I have never kicked or banned

thats me off ur list then ffs
u never kicked me or banned me :cry:
Ermmm, re-read what he typed!
yup just realised got a big dose of blond head on tonight lol

lol

4 Dec 2007

Quote by woohoo
Snogs and big (((((((((((((((hugs ))))))))) to everyone that I have never kicked or banned

thats me off ur list then ffs
u never kicked me or banned me :cry:

4 Dec 2007

Quote by niceandgentle
sausage

Sausage mad they are on here! redface

redface

yup they all mad
about sausage :twisted:

4 Dec 2007

Quote by helnheaven
imo the men folk of this site (and other sites to) seem to have more attachment issues than the women and yet in "the real world" this is reversed imo anyway.....
i had a rather keen one once who lost the plot a bit when dek came back from working away - the jealousy was bubbling and yet we had never even played :shock:

I wouldnt know about that tan or is it fan these days wink

wink

lol

I think attachment issues can happen to anyone, anywhere, offline and on. The particular one on my mind at the mo is an online thing.
You say you never actually played but did you actually meet at all??
we met socially and i didnt really hit it of so i said i would like to keep as friend etc etc but not play but he never got it into his head and turned a bit nutty following me etc
tis still tan btw lol

4 Dec 2007

sausage

lol

4 Dec 2007

the first anonimous one

'we would like to kiss all the bristol gang please! and wish them all the very best in 2008 be seeing them at different things throughout the year'
Best to the forum lot too.

:thumbup:

4 Dec 2007

mr bone, the poor poor man
rotflmao

rotflmao

rotflmao

rotflmao

rotflmao

rotflmao

4 Dec 2007

Quote by Sgt Bilko

i didnt expect granny to be doing that :shock:

4 Dec 2007

why

4 Dec 2007

Quote by dave389
oh and why is my profile confusing

u have changed it now but what frecks said about straight bloke looking for bi men

4 Dec 2007

Quote by Lost
dont turn up to a meet drunk

do not wear a certain item of clothing that means sudden death after 10 seconds to all the men i have worn it for

Oh you can't leave it at that!! Please tell what the item is smile

smile

:gagged: well its a certain thing put together with a certain position 10 seconds later and :wanker:

4 Dec 2007

lock the door after a meet arrives incase you have friendly neighbours :shock: :shock: :shock:
yes it happened to me confused

confused

4 Dec 2007

they do meet, have you thought the time wasters may may good reason to cancel/no show and one hell of alot of people are here for the banter of the site not just to meet
compare the stats of the amount of single males to the amount of couples and then again to the amount of single fems lol

lol

it may go some way to help you understand
and ur profile is a little confusing imo anyway