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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Quote by Witchy
The Concierge is crap. They let you riff-raff back in.
This concierge was on her dinner break :giggle:
Must of been the other one
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Quote by Dawnie
DG, Neil is going to love it :giggle:
Can you get it for me in purple?
Will this do?
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Quote by neilinleeds
Pink and glittery for Gem :smug:
:giggle:
You are so dead!
I'm gonna have to come up with some kind of cunning ruse now to keep her away from the internets until this thread has sunk to at least page 10, and cunning ruses are not exactly my strong point. 
While I'd like to think I'm as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University, the sad thruth is I am not. 
And then, at some point, I'll have to edit my last two posts on this thread, just in case she searches me forum posts and spies the pink and glittery bit. Like a magpie she is, inexorably drawn to shiny things. Gem can spot something sparkley at a 1000 chuffin' paces. As if my 'ouse ain't filled with enough glittery tat as it is, like pink power drills with pretty little flowers on 'em ((( It's a power drill FFS! Appropriate colours are green, black, red or blue, take yer pick!
))) and stuff like that, YOU have to bring it in to here as well. I hope you're pleased with yer self mrs.
*humph*
N x x x ;)
Does she have a pink hammer to?
Psssst. my drill is black and orange, my hammer is black and metal coloured and the wood grater is blue :smug:
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I've just eaten 2 strawberry tarts :lickface:
(I needed it after the 3 hour long phone call my mother has just subjected me to, boy can she winge)
(I needed it after the 3 hour long phone call my mother has just subjected me to, boy can she winge)
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Quote by noladreams
Blimey - I thought i was full of enough bullsh*t before - now i'm armed i'm going to be even more intolerable.
Did you know that in 1743... and then again there was this thing that happened in 1973... Let me tell you avout this guy who... I could go on .... forever i think
:shock: You've been Tan--Kinky-ed, haven't you?
:giggle:
:angel: :angel:
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Quote by Lost
Blimey - I thought i was full of enough bullsh*t before - now i'm armed i'm going to be even more intolerable.
Did you know that in 1743... and then again there was this thing that happened in 1973... Let me tell you avout this guy who... I could go on .... forever i think
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He's good (even with a few little clues) :giggle:
Quote by LostTearing your hair out i think :giggle:
Your not allowed to leave the site yet!! No no No im here still trying no no no thats mean :cry: your hard you are.
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Quote by Lost
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
: >> >> :idea: >> :!: >> Sigh:giggle:
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Joy your in our thoughts :therethere:
Earthy I will pop some money up one night x
Earthy I will pop some money up one night x
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We don't make up exactly just calm down in our own time then forget about it (usually by having a fuck)
Anyway we don't argue we just disagree on a lot of things
Anyway we don't argue we just disagree on a lot of things
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Yes, it made me a very different person 
Currently going through another change though but we shall see what happens at the end of that :cry:
Currently going through another change though but we shall see what happens at the end of that :cry:
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Quote by kentswingers777
At 13 I was trying...always been a trier me.
In those days of the heady 70's no girl that me or me mates knew, would let us past their bra straps.
There was one girl who was known as the local Raleigh bike, and did let boys " do things to her ". But she was known as a " slapper " then.
Nowadays the girls seem a bit strange if they do not " do it ". There is the difference in times I suppose. Girls WERE scared to have sex. Whether it was fear of getting pregnant or their parents finding out, I do not know. All I do know is that in todays times girls are far more willing than they were in my youth.
A bad thing? Maybe not if you are a young boy now who has smelt the honey pot, but I never got near it when I was a youngish teenager. Girls just said no and a lot more could do with saying that in todays times maybe eh?
Maybe the girls just didn't like you and your mates
:giggle:
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Quote by earthchild
Said it before will say it again. better for my offspring to explore thier sexuality in comfort and safety than in a back alley----they can move on to that later if they feel like it.
Yep :thumbup:
I don't have kids, but if I did, I would rather I knew where they were and they were safe
I lost my virginity in a cemetery and it really wasn't a pleasant experience at the age of 13
:thumbup:
I was never allowed but I still went out and had sex wherever we could (and in the house while parents were out) and I did end up pregnant
A little part of me thinks that people want what they cant have if you tell your kids no to the boyfriends/girlfriends sleeping over some will go out and do it "just because"
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Gardening, Meaty style!
1. has a flower- it's a flower
2. has no flower and isn't a bush- it's a weed so rip it out of the ground
3. its in the way and has thick roots- remove it with a hatchet :twisted:
Thats better than Tan style gardening
Has a flower - its a weed get rid
Has no flower - its also a weed get rid
Its in the way - burn it/chop it/ send in mad child with some pretend toy weapon that will thoroughly get rid
Looks like grass with lots of none flower things in - chuck some bleach down
Looks like a stump - used to be a bush/tree/flower that said mad child has already dealt with
Either that or go for a wild garden that lots of wildlife visits (until the council complains) then take a heavy duty strimmer to the lot treating with bleach afterwards :smug:
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No talent
wouldn't say it turns me or anyone else on a great deal either unless twinkle twinkle floats ya boat Sex God
Quote by noladreams
No where now :cry: but the son is going to cornwall for 2 weeks :twisted:
You could come on our imaginary day out to Talacre! :happy:
Does it have a pool? and lots of sun, sand & ... ?
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Quote by TabbynTina
I have looked through all the pages because I remember someone telling me about a free virus scan but for the heck of me I cant find it, could someone please tell me of any good free virus scans.
Many thanks
xxx
In edit: Im on vista if that makes any difference.
seems to be a decent scan, nothing to download (click continue to security check)You then get 2 options for a virus scan or security check. It must run in IE not firefox/opera..
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Quote by Witchy
Show her this:
:smitten: :smitten: Off to find my dvd so I can erm
