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On holiday in Scotland, I think I may of been having a sauna :twisted:
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Quote by Cubes
football
i happen to hate the bloody thing cant sit there for nobody and watch people kick a bag of wind for over 1 3/4 hour across a pitch
personaly got better things to do than watch that anyday
Thank fluck it's not just me!
;-)Another one here
unfortunately I live with someone who loves watching any match, what happened to supporting 1 team and 1 team only 
Oysters :lickface:
Crisp sandwiches *vomits*
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If not during then immediately after when I move of my hands and knees 
I used to be embarrassed but I just tend to ignore then now
I used to be embarrassed but I just tend to ignore then now
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Sunday school
As I got further into my teens I did a Sunday paper round then waitressed in the local pub at lunchtimes. I also had babysitting jobs Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday nights
With the weekly paper round I did I was rather well paid for a teenager
As I got further into my teens I did a Sunday paper round then waitressed in the local pub at lunchtimes. I also had babysitting jobs Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday nights
With the weekly paper round I did I was rather well paid for a teenager
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3/10 since I don't like lemon curd
8/10 for egg & hp
Banana & a dash of plum jam :lickface:
8/10 for egg & hp
Banana & a dash of plum jam :lickface:
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Decent cheese and decent tomato is delicious. 9/10
Smoked Salmon and home grown ugly knobbly cucumber.
love fresh salmon but smoked makes me burp
but 8/10 anywaysBeetroot. Nuffin with it, just beetroot :lickface:
Lush a beetroot sarny 9/10
Cheese & marmite :thumbup: :thumbup:
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: Blatant "help" plea :Can a photoshop wizz send me a pm please
Its for a good cause honest
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Fish tank/pond filters :sad: Although I cant avoid that if I want my fishes to live
The yesterday's beer smell grows on you after years of working in a pub, kinda get desensitised if you start at 10am every day
My best the freshly baked/cooked smell and some aftershaves :rascal: oh and sometimes just man smell
The yesterday's beer smell grows on you after years of working in a pub, kinda get desensitised if you start at 10am every day
My best the freshly baked/cooked smell and some aftershaves :rascal: oh and sometimes just man smell
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Quote by flower411
My daughter came home from school after a cookery lesson ....can`t remember what stupid name it had !!
They`d made fruit salad !!
Many of the kids in the class had been unable to identify a mango or a kiwi fruit !! :shock:
There were other fruits that had confused them and I was actualy proud that my daughter was so shocked that her friends had been unable to identify stuff that is freely available in supermarkets AND the high street !
At a recent teacher parent evening my sons teacher was amazed at the fact I "allowed" my son to help in the kitchen let alone that he can rhyme off the ingredients and instructions on how to cook certain meals/cakes etc
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1)Let the interest build for a few months while I find the perfect number 4)
2)Pay my debts
3)Pass my test and buy a car
4)Buy a building to renovate and live in
5)Buy some chickens and build a chickenopolis for them
2)Pay my debts
3)Pass my test and buy a car
4)Buy a building to renovate and live in
5)Buy some chickens and build a chickenopolis for them
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Quote by Sarah
None
Agreed
Whadda ya mean "agreed" :dry:
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Quote by Blue-Eyes
Theres definately one in Blackpool, a couple i used to see on a regular basis used to go twice a year.
I didn't know Blackpool was in the south west
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None I'm a bit weird :giggle:
Actually there is a home made one I don't mind watching :rascal:
I'm a bit weird :giggle:Actually there is a home made one I don't mind watching :rascal:
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Can I have a cocktail or few I feel like celebrating
:cheers: I might even pretend I am on a ferry heading to Bilbao
I feel like celebrating :cheers: I might even pretend I am on a ferry heading to Bilbao
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The occasional real ale :lickface: (by the pint as half's are for women) :lol2: or Guinness
Strongbow
Fizzy pink wine (any around a fiver)
Double Archers with a very very small dash of lemonade
Cant stand any lager, not fussed on vodka unless its frozen & neat, it has to be expensive stuff
Strongbow
Fizzy pink wine (any around a fiver)
Double Archers with a very very small dash of lemonade
Cant stand any lager, not fussed on vodka unless its frozen & neat, it has to be expensive stuff
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Quote by splendid_
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(I only fuck on beds anything else is pointlessly uncomfortable)
Fireplaces aint well known for comfortable-ness
:giggle: :rude:
I don't recall actually speaking to you.
Sorry, I'll get back in my corner
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Quote by splendid_
snip
(I only fuck on beds anything else is pointlessly uncomfortable)
Fireplaces aint well known for comfortable-ness
:giggle: :rude:
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Never had the chance to play with a man's bum but I would like to :rascal: I am rather partial to receiving though For the actual sex I have to be reallyhorny but having my clit licked and my bum fingered has very nice results
For the actual sex I have to be reallyhorny but having my clit licked and my bum fingered has very nice results Sex God
Quote by redpantherman
Happy burpday
I gots you a pressy :giggle:
Quote by Witchy
...blondest black bloke...
OK Tanny, go slow with me on this, please note the wife's comments!
...I give up
wot's wiv the socks? 
...or am I just denser than a dense thing that has won awards for densness?
Short memory :giggle:
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Quote by Al1963
Hi forum,
I'm sure there's someone here that can place answers to my question.
1. How do modify your identifier in the forums. I mean adding avatars and signatures. Also editing you locale.
Go to my account on the right side of the page there is a forum tab click that and you can upload a avator and change your location and add a sig.
2. Can I edit my locale on my profile? If so how?
My account section again
3. If I want open a thread that may be controversial. Who I do query about this?
Pm a moderator
4. What are membership cost to SH. I mean per month, quarter, six months and year. I've tried searching for this but has had little joy.
Its different if you have extras or normal membership for yearly costs but monthly is something like £15 and yearly is £50 - £75 ish
Many thanks, Al
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I'm a take it or leave it kinda gal, personally I would rather not Maybe I have been kissing the wrong kinda people
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If you go to bed with a headache you wake up with it (no sex involved) 
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Quote by Pete_sw
WTF? .............. :shock:
ok, i've been told it has to be PINK?
I don't even know what this thread is about ???
heeeeelp
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Its about
And all things girly :twisted:
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Quote by anais
Perhaps a fishing theme?
In purple of course
Its not sparkly but its a fish and its purple :giggle:
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Quote by Dawnie
Mr TechyMan, hold on a minute, now I don't know which one I want :crazy:
Can I have a selection of the above purple ones so I can change it everytime I log in
1 for every day of the week sounds good :grin:
