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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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If you mean 'rock and roll' as in the likes of Gerry Lee Lewis and little Richard then no they are most definitely not the best 'rock n roll' band ever
I would put them in the pop genre wink
Quote by foxylady2209
The bath.
Best place in the world to get away from everything. biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

Mine used to be the bath but now if the phone rings the kid actually brings me the phone (instead of saying she will ring you back and I have the sorta parents who will ring and ring until you answer so cant really ignore)
The dog goes into blind panic if I am out of sight for more than half hour, she comes to find me and sits in the bathroom waiting for me with her head on the side of the bath, that's before I get the daft questions like has the dog been fed?, has son read his book?, the heating aint working why not? should I put the kettle on - erm I'm in the bath please yourself/get cold/ ask the kid/ and its 9pm the dog gets fed at 4 you would know if she had not been fed
:dry: :dry:
And why does the phone always ring when your in the bath confused
So I bugger off to the beach with the dog instead, put the phone on silent and watch the boats passing that is until they find me lol
Quote by soul-girl
I put my kids on e-bay a while back but was told the sale of livestock was now allowed mad

Sell them as dead stock not livestock?
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
I'd like to add a further aspect to the survey which has always fascinated me..
If in the same bed, which way round? M with F to his left? (which is the way we have been in over 35 years together).
However, when walking in the street, it is the other way round for us, F to the right and I am uncomfortable the other way round.
Strange?
What do others think/do?

I sleep on the left, I have thought about this in the past, and my theory is the woman always seems to sleep nearest the door, could it be an unconscious thing we do?
As when our bed was around another way I slept on the right but was then nearest the door.
It could be an inbuilt factor to do with getting up to children in the night, just a thought.
But one I have no reason as yet not to believe based on the people I know.
I sleep near the window Dek sleeps closer to the door
I always sleep on the right side of the bed, we cuddle then I turn over and face the window to sleep
when dek has to get up at stupid o'clock for work if he sleeps on the other side he trips over the dog (who sleeps half under the curtains) dog then wakes up yelping which wakes me up
Quote by foxylady2209
Are you sure it wasn't a regional thing?
But jave you tried finding a proper wooden gate-style one? The only place I've seen them is Lakeland at £silly-money.

I still have a wooden one lol it was given to me years ago and still going strong
Quote by earthchild
Of course, if I was impressing, it would be a particularly pungeant Boursin or Roule on a fresh warm baguette with a strong red wine to accompany.
I used to love the sandwiches that come out of the Toastie Makers. You know the ones that make cheese and jam hotter than the surface of the sun and are a bugger to clean afterwards. Every few years I seem to get unhealthily excited about having a new toastie machine, buy one, use it three times then chuck it away as it's too much bother.
I'll have to find one on Ebay now.

ive still got mine, corned beef and bean toasties are a must every now and then lol
Noooo corned beef and cheese :lickface:
I think Asda have them for about 6 squids wink
I changed my name to 'mum' It did nothing at all for my image. I now have selective hearing :giggle:
You lot actually research all that stuff rolleyes Its only a game bolt
I guess that is why I am bottom redface redface
As a side note most kennels require that your dog needs to be up to date with all inoculations - the vet or kennel will tell you which ones if they don't specify this then I wouldn't use that kennel.
Never used them as we have always took the dog or left it with family but did look around a few just in case biggrin
Quote by neilinleeds
Tan, you can love 'em, and pet 'em, and feed 'em sweets ((( or whatever ferrets eat, I'm still googling on that? confused ))) all you like! biggrin
Gem thinks she's keeping rabbits in the shed. I'm not liking their chances? confused lol
N x x x ;)

Erm they eat rabbit for a start :giggle: We used to feed ours cat food daily I think and rabbit when it caught them, drink water and milk as an occasional treat
I'm sure it will bring Gem some rabbits given half a chance :twisted:
Have you ever heard ferrets in a lightning storm? :cry:
Quote by neilinleeds
Gem is already marking out territory. rolleyes

Enjoy your shed Nellie :haha:
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Either you've just plucked that shed thing quite randomly outta thin air in some weird kinda psychic way, or she's been talking? confused What's she bin saying, eh? That our shed will soon to be filled with these . . .

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Look at its lickle choochie face! :P
N x x x ;)
Plans to visit nellie when he has his new pets
Pet ferrets are soo fun :twisted:
Quote by __random_orbit__
A large espresso and an ashtray please biggrin
I was wondering about smoking in here.
I assume you're smoking Tan, or is that ash-tray to flick nail clippings into... that sort of thing?
lp
I am indeed smoking :smoke: :smoke:
Its Friday night I may just try a pint of ale :lickface: to go with the cigarette
Quote by billywhizz
Would you feel the same about the proliferation of coffees? I doubt it given the range of flavours that's now available.
Would you feel the same about sex? I doubt it: given the choice you'd try (almost) everything on offer - in moderation of course. smile

At home I only drink 1 kind of coffee (very strong)and milk always has to be after the water
I only like I type of doughnut
I like my toast to go cold before I butter it but warm if I am having marmite on it
Its called preference :giggle:
I even like sex occasionally wink
Leave it as it is, its definitely not to much :rascal: Just the right amount I would say :twisted:
Quote by anais
Fresh crispy ring donuts, split, a little dollop of jam and lots of whipped cream :lickface: My hips just grew 3 inch thinking about that :cry:
It has to be a ring donut though even plain with sugar :twisted:

A gal after me own heart biggrin
Hope all is well with you? kiss
Champion thanks kiss
Fresh crispy ring donuts, split, a little dollop of jam and lots of whipped cream :lickface: My hips just grew 3 inch thinking about that :cry:
It has to be a ring donut though even plain with sugar :twisted:
Quote by Firelizard
We're not having any at all at the moment :cry:
Is that a trend confused:

Us neither so it must be lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Small ones

well if you've had enough of your rather fabby lady pillows, do you mind if i pop over and borrow them to rest my hands and mouth on? :rascal:
Be my guest :twisted:
No :shock: but my son is only 10 confused
I don't really have an upper age limit but they have to be physically & mentally attractive in my eyes
Dek is 50 So I don't count anyone out under 60 ish really so long as there is something there :twisted:
I'm right into queen + paul rodgers at the minute so these come from that sort of direction
and
Both beautiful songs
hump :inlove: :lickface: That's some bad company I'd love to keep :rascal:
See what I did there, I clearly need to get out more