Quote by Firelizard
Thats great news Tan...sorry I'm late
Thank you
:sleeping: Is it bedtime yet?
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Thank you
:sleeping: Is it bedtime yet?
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Thank you
:sleeping: Is it bedtime yet?
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Doc' Martin
Neighbours
Dalziel & Pascoe
Benidorm
Waking the dead
That's all I watch
Neighbours
Dalziel & Pascoe
Benidorm
Waking the dead
That's all I watch
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Quote by splendid_
visiting hospital
I know I'm odd :dry:
much love darling xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Thank you x
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my tv gives of a rainbow look (its just about flucked)
Oh I didn't know so and so newsreader had a purple head and the other one has a green head oh look she has red hands lol
I don't watch it much
Oh I didn't know so and so newsreader had a purple head and the other one has a green head oh look she has red hands lol
I don't watch it much
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Quote by Witchy
I'm told I'm weird. After seeing all the tributes in peoples facebook updates the other day, I had to google Steven Gately.
And yes, I almost asked the op who this Michelle bird was.
But then it struck me- I didn't give a shit anyway. So I still don't know who this Michelle bird is- but I'm happy.
Me neither - give a shit that is and I don't know who she is either. Added bonus I get to avoid the news channel for a few weeks
best answer the question
google is my friend Sex God
Thankyou Witchy boney & E
Give your last victim a hard time did you Tan?
On a serious note- I was hoping to see you in here
fab news xxx
Now I need a large drink Its been a long day
i have a glass that fits a full bottle of wine in!!
I have vodka with a dash of vodka
Quote by earthchild
A phone call to say someone is comfortable and awake
Give your last victim a hard time did you Tan?
On a serious note- I was hoping to see you in here
fab news xxx
Now I need a large drink
Its been a long dayi have a glass that fits a full bottle of wine in!!
I have vodka with a dash of vodka
Sex God
Quote by earthchild
A phone call to say someone is comfortable and awake
Give your last victim a hard time did you Tan?
On a serious note- I was hoping to see you in here
fab news xxx
Now I need a large drink
Its been a long day Sex God
I need some advice from a photography geeky type person who knows a little (alot more than me) about photography flash lights
An umbrella thingy to everyone else lol :idea:
If you know your flashlights from ya torch then can ya drop me a pm please
fankooo
An umbrella thingy to everyone else lol :idea:
If you know your flashlights from ya torch then can ya drop me a pm please
fankooo
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Quote by brucie
i know i know youre all thinking here he goes again on one of his fleets of fancy, but honestly truly dearly, a girl once said to me in the post coital haze "you have the feet of a greek god". i swear. its true. and it still makes me feel great.
your feet are just bones and cobwebs?
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Spoons for the intimate stuff
Doggy for a good old hard fucking
He prefers missionary
Doggy for a good old hard fucking
He prefers missionary
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I had an eureka moment I realised a goldfish I've had for 2 years has odd fins like really odd
Never noticed before
Never noticed before
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Quote by noladreams
Oooh, maybe I can turn this penchant for hot young thangs into a bit of a niche market then and mine a rich seam of talent... :rascal:
*off to perve profiles in the 23 - 28 age range!*
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Being mature is listening to radio 2
Being old is getting most or all of the quiz questions on said show right :giggle:
Being a rather sad ahem 26 year old I won't confess to neither
but Jeremy Vine gets right on me tits
Being old is getting most or all of the quiz questions on said show right :giggle:
Being a rather sad ahem 26 year old I won't confess to neither
but Jeremy Vine gets right on me tits
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Quote by noladreams
Very welcome to use me as a emergency buddy hun
Sorry for hijack Joy but
ltns Tankinkiness... Hope all well. Good thanks just busy as usual
Hope you are well x
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Not being woke up by the dog at 5am for the first morning this week as she has had a bad stomach
Dog sh*t and vomit at 5am is sooo not good
Foxy I once bought a pair of jeans off ebay for literally pennies and found £40 in the pocket :giggle:
Dog sh*t and vomit at 5am is sooo not good
Foxy I once bought a pair of jeans off ebay for literally pennies and found £40 in the pocket :giggle:
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Debhamans do some quite expensive but good quality and do a large size which fit my tree trunks fine
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Quote by Resonance
Oh God this is horrendous... .
Let Your Love Flow by the Bellamy Brothers (shoot me now)
Its OK its on my mp3 to
My five
Sex on fire - Kings of Leon
Road to nowhere - David Byrne
Red Red Wine - UB40
Your so vain - Carly Simon
I cant stand the rain - Janis Joplin
Phew! nothing to be too worried about
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
In firefox the backspace key does take you back to your previous page....but not when you are typing it only acts as delete then.....
Gary xx
This happens when I am typing
do you lean forward to read the screen when you type?
if so, check your tits aren't resting on the arrow keys
:dry:
They aint that saggy yet
Anyhow it seems to have stopped for now
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Quote by Witchy
I remember being asked for some "pointers" once, and the most concise thing I could come up with was "lap like a cat who got the cream, not like a dog at it's water bowl after a 5 mile hike in mid August"
writes it down and sticks it to his whiskey bottle
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Quote by gary-danne
In firefox the backspace key does take you back to your previous page....but not when you are typing it only acts as delete then.....
Gary xx
This happens when I am typing
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Quote by __random_orbit__
we can nearly see your back-space button too!!!!
lp
:dry:
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My 'back space button' on the keyboard doesn't just go back 1 letter or space any more, it takes me to the previous page when I press it its only started doing it tonight
Help please
Writing on a forum is really annoying because I keep making mistakes and fecking it up :cry:
Help please
Writing on a forum is really annoying because I keep making mistakes and fecking it up :cry:
