Cant see a bloody thing outta dek's glasses
his are only reading glasses though I need mine on constantly and still struggle to see :crazy: :crazy:
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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In bed somewhere we should have been on holiday this week with Dek and the kid jumping on us to get us outta bed
Last year was nice we had lots of snow where we went
Best made plans an all that
Last year was nice we had lots of snow where we went
Best made plans an all that
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Man flu - Poor excuse for a couple of days in bed
Rugby - thighs thighs and more thighs with a ball thrown in for good measure
Rugby - thighs thighs and more thighs with a ball thrown in for good measure
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Sanding/varnishing/glossing the kitchen table and chairs
Spending 2 hours on a train
Visiting Hospital
Avoiding the pain formally known as the mother in law
Getting back in time to let the son have a hour or so trick or treating before heading to a Halloween party at my friends
not a lot
Spending 2 hours on a train
Visiting Hospital
Avoiding the pain formally known as the mother in law
Getting back in time to let the son have a hour or so trick or treating before heading to a Halloween party at my friends
not a lot
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Quote by Resonance
One of Brucie's (I mean Forsyth's) Dolly Dealers.
Failing that professional "Flake" eaters off the adverts.
I'd also de-frock the Vicar of Dibley.
That's my mother :shock: :shock:
Which one? Or do you mean all three?!
Your Mum's Dawn French, the Flake Eating Dolly dealer?
Hey Tan... (in best Joey voice) How YOU doin?
The vicar of Dibley well its her nick name anyway :giggle:
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Quote by Resonance
One of Brucie's (I mean Forsyth's) Dolly Dealers.
Failing that professional "Flake" eaters off the adverts.
I'd also de-frock the Vicar of Dibley.
That's my mother :shock: :shock:
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Quote by Witchy
Hot chocolate made with milk and I have my PJ's on
Living the high life.. about to sit down with the son to build a matchstick model caravan and listen to radio 2
Suddenly feel very old
Be careful with that glue young lady! And as for the hot drink- do remember what happened last time, and sit sensibly!
I was very careful even used the oven gloves and everyfink
There's supposed to be glue? :doh:
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Richard Gere in An officer and a gentleman *swoons*
Or just the white suit would do on someone who could wear it properly
Or just the white suit would do on someone who could wear it properly
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Hot chocolate made with milk and I have my PJ's on
Living the high life.. about to sit down with the son to build a matchstick model caravan and listen to radio 2
Suddenly feel very old
Living the high life.. about to sit down with the son to build a matchstick model caravan and listen to radio 2
Suddenly feel very old
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Quote by Witchy
I had to chuckle the other day when helping some mates move house. I had the honour of unwrapping the new sofas- resplendent in brown leather.
It didn't exactly dispel any myths.
I have brown leather couches
no pampas grass though oh and we both eat tiger bread Sex God
Bacon fried egg and mushrooms with a small dollop of red sauce on a nice big bun
Me Alan Rickman & Richard Gere
Me Alan Rickman & Richard Gere
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When all else fails stamp your feet and have a childish hissy fit, it won't do much good but it may just make you feel better
until the witches and lizards take the piss that is
until the witches and lizards take the piss that is
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I would like to big up some of my friends for being there in the last few weeks :rose: :rose:
They are all fantastic
They are all fantastic
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Quote by earthchild
erm mrs cream looks like Cassandra of only fools only prettier
Oh she does as well :giggle:
Cassandra Cream
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Quote by Resonance
1. Switch on PC.
2. Find Tankinky's Vid
3. Help myself.
Repeat steps one to three until I'm either blind or bits of me fall off.
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I was learning to play the guitar but life and painful hands got in the way
Hopefully I will be taking it back up when things settle down as it was something I really enjoyed
Hopefully I will be taking it back up when things settle down as it was something I really enjoyed
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Wound be very nice to go back to 2008 at the moment but failing that the 60s will do
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In no particular order
Galaxy
Galaxy caramel
Cadbury's fruit and nut
Cadbury's caramel but only in the little bars, it tastes different in the big bars and the shape is all wrong
Lindt truffles (the mixed box)
Freddy Rodgers
Quality Streets
Cooking chocolate melted with walnut oil for the fountain with strawberries
Lion bars
All at room temp
Galaxy
Galaxy caramel
Cadbury's fruit and nut
Cadbury's caramel but only in the little bars, it tastes different in the big bars and the shape is all wrong
Lindt truffles (the mixed box)
Freddy Rodgers
Quality Streets
Cooking chocolate melted with walnut oil for the fountain with strawberries
Lion bars
All at room temp
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
A bottle of rose with my name on it
s'funny, I got a red one with my name on too
Best made plans and all that
I kinda ventured into the rubbish dump my son calls a bedroom and erm accidentally played with bin bags for the last 2 hours Actually a skip would have been more suited
He is in for a shock when he returns from his nan's tomorrow :evil2:
You tidied your son's room? :shock: Did you learn nothing at Mummy school? Son's bedroom's should only be entered in extreme emergencies, after several innoculations and with a letter from your parents!
:scared:
It was extreme
Could smell his socks half way down the street :crazy: :crazy: finding them was the difficult task lol
I did end up with 6 loads of washing though
Kept my mind off other things anyhow
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
A bottle of rose with my name on it
s'funny, I got a red one with my name on too
Best made plans and all that
I kinda ventured into the rubbish dump my son calls a bedroom and erm accidentally played with bin bags for the last 2 hours Actually a skip would have been more suited
He is in for a shock when he returns from his nan's tomorrow :evil2:
