The big one,the bigger one, the little one, the silver one, the double dildo, the double ender,my favourite one, that black one, the rechargeable one, in fact just pass me the bloody box :crazy: oooh not seen this one for a while :twisted:
My mate calls hers Steven Gerrard :doh:
My first and only visit to a club was as a "couple" with a single male It's not Dek's scene and I really wanted to try it but didn't want to go on my own either, So I arranged to go with a single male I knew, it made it cheaper for him and because it was a local one some already knew us and knew we were not a proper couple, We didn't play with anyone else, it was purely a taster for me.
At no point did I think I was deceiving anyone. The single male was a regular member at the club so the owner knew he had a single male membership,
I appreciate that some fuck buddies/friends etc go together regularly I don't really see the problem with that either, If they already play together why not go to a club together
The colours are to bright for me :sad: hurts my eyes other than that I like it
So sorry Mark & Clare x
Thinking of you all
gutting my bedroom to find the 1 pair of shoes I want to wear and probably change my mind when I find them, having too many visitors, going to the local firework display
Feeding the 5000
Annoying said visitors so they disappear a decent time so I can go party with my mate as its her 40th
Tomorrow I get to visit the 'in laws' :crazy: have me dinner and get home in time to slob on the couch with doc martin
some toast - the butter is 'locked' in the fridge :doh:
The new year, hopefully it will be better than this one
A hot bath and a lazy night on the sofa with doc martin Fleetwood Mac and Eric Clapton - A good nights TV
In real life I will probably still be trying to get the 10 year old in the shower at 9pm
and Martin Clunes too, the ears will make good leg rests :twisted: 
