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How many do you want to give?
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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How many do you want to give?
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....The have been on the telly
When is it officially Christmas for you?
When is it officially Christmas for you?
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Quote by Funlovers2009
Forgive me SH Admin.
I am sitting here - alone - slowly working myself through a box of Quality Street.
Actually, forgive me tomorrow - I want to finish these.
Working your way through box of Quality Street..And there is me thinking they would see Christmas
I'm doing really well this year considering I have 10 tins of quality streets, 5 tins of celebrations, 3 hero's and 2 rose's 15 selection boxes, 6 tins of nice biscuits, 2 huge packs of freddy rodgers and 2 advent calenders stashed in the spare bedroom
:smug: I have not touched any of them
bloody hell tan!
whips
Its only because I have so much choice that by the time I decide I don't fancy it any more :giggle: and they are behind all sorts of other stuff in the bejunkrooom,
The freddy rodgers are all mine I'm just keeping them for a special occasion and out the way of others :twisted:
Forgive me SH admin for I feel the need to sin ......
I might have to break into Tan's spare room to save myself some money for next rag week!!!
No need, there is plenty in the fridge and cupboards in the kitchen :giggle:
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Quote by Ms_Whips
Forgive me SH Admin.
I am sitting here - alone - slowly working myself through a box of Quality Street.
Actually, forgive me tomorrow - I want to finish these.
Working your way through box of Quality Street..And there is me thinking they would see Christmas
I'm doing really well this year considering I have 10 tins of quality streets, 5 tins of celebrations, 3 hero's and 2 rose's 15 selection boxes, 6 tins of nice biscuits, 2 huge packs of freddy rodgers and 2 advent calenders stashed in the spare bedroom
:smug: I have not touched any of them
bloody hell tan!
whips
Its only because I have so much choice that by the time I decide I don't fancy it any more :giggle: and they are behind all sorts of other stuff in the bejunkrooom,
The freddy rodgers are all mine I'm just keeping them for a special occasion and out the way of others :twisted:
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Quote by thevillians
Forgive me SH Admin.
I am sitting here - alone - slowly working myself through a box of Quality Street.
Actually, forgive me tomorrow - I want to finish these.
Working your way through box of Quality Street..And there is me thinking they would see Christmas
I'm doing really well this year considering I have 10 tins of quality streets, 5 tins of celebrations, 3 hero's and 2 rose's 15 selection boxes, 6 tins of nice biscuits, 2 huge packs of freddy rodgers and 2 advent calenders stashed in the spare bedroom
:smug: I have not touched any of them
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Kaz lives with mancunian in a little tree house in the never never woods 
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fish fingers, home made chips and beans :lickface:
misery guts got soup
misery guts got soup
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Needs lots of lube and a patient other half and no way does it go up my bum
not that I have that one so I wouldn't really know...
Actually woo, I have got 2 bigger than that one
Ever feel you should not have even looked at a thread?
not that I have that one so I wouldn't really know...
Actually woo, I have got 2 bigger than that one
Ever feel you should not have even looked at a thread?
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Quote by Sarah
The hangover I might have tomorrow :giggle: tonight I really don't care
Tan Kinky
How's the hangover??
Non existent :smug: thankfully
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Never gets drunk and would never write a drunk message on facebook :lol2:
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Quote by Dave__Notts
Sadly I do not know anything of this case at all. I didn't even know they had caught the planners of the twin towers
Dave_Notts
Same here, shall we sit in the dark corner over there?
Next you lot will be telling me its been on TV too :lol2::lol2:
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The hangover I might have tomorrow :giggle: tonight I really don't care
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Quote by easy
Yes! I had this whole box of Lindor truffles and, before I knew it, it was completely empty.
Puzzling!
Happens to me all the time well any chocolate really
Its very puzzling never happens to the fruit and veg thoughcome to think of it, it does happen with alcohol to
Same here!
And money keeps going out of my account too. :huh: :huh:
Think we should open an x-file?
only if I get these :giggle:
You can keep him, but you'll have to wait for sloppy seconds on Scully. :twisted:
Bugger orf I want em both first
Greedy & gagging here Sex God
Quote by easy
Yes! I had this whole box of Lindor truffles and, before I knew it, it was completely empty.
Puzzling!
Happens to me all the time well any chocolate really
Its very puzzling never happens to the fruit and veg thoughcome to think of it, it does happen with alcohol to
Same here!
And money keeps going out of my account too. :huh: :huh:
Think we should open an x-file?
only if I get these :giggle:
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Quote by TheLovelyOne
Yes! I had this whole box of Lindor truffles and, before I knew it, it was completely empty.
Puzzling!
Happens to me all the time well any chocolate really
Its very puzzling never happens to the fruit and veg thoughcome to think of it, it does happen with alcohol to
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Quote by welshminx_Ben
umm steve its supposed to b a lie .....
steves build is large........................................
:shock:
Steve is blonde :giggle:
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Quote by belle_djour
how do you paste an image up?
Meaty's guide to posting pictures
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Quote by Resonance
Bloomin heck Tan, I thought this had been buried in soft peat and long forgotten...
Ah the good old days of typing utter shite purely for amusement, it makes me somewhat nostalgic...
Great new pic by the way. I do also need a new video shortly though. I've been warned by the police that if I keep wanking over that last one, they'll issue me with a restraining order on your behalf.
I did have an idea a while back based on a throwaway comment Nola said about an SH Black-Adder or I envisaged an SH Fawlty Towers. I had Kenty down for Basil, though I reckon Brighton Geezer could run him close in the final calls to casting. Splendid would be a fantastic Sybil I reckon and I think she'd like the violence... However the confidence ebbed and my fingers instead returned to the relative safety of mundanity and relative anonymity.
However since you are exceedingly lush and have given me more salacious video company than you even realise over the last few months, I may well make an exception for you ;-) ;-)
Its an oldish pic but I shall see what I can do about the video
don't want to give you that restraining order do we :giggle: Your(s) Fanny talker
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I was playing with that little slidey thing up there and found this again, luckily the spiders were not to big
and its just as funny second time
When's the next instalment
and its just as funny second timeWhen's the next instalment
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Quote by Kaznkev
corgette,cuecumber,banana sweetcorm...
what? what did i say this time?
:scared::scared:
The rest have to be really cold
Umm I mean I have never tried it/them
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Love is... having a very strong stomach
Love is... finding more patience than you ever thought possible
Love is... being nice to the in/out laws while you are imagining your hands round their throat
Love is... giving your girlfriend a fantastic Christmas present for no reason(ok ok wishful thinking on my part)
Love is... finding more patience than you ever thought possible
Love is... being nice to the in/out laws while you are imagining your hands round their throat
Love is... giving your girlfriend a fantastic Christmas present for no reason(ok ok wishful thinking on my part)
