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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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Quote by little gem
lol :therethere:
Although I do seem to have included an extra e in there, so maybe it was a Freudian slip and I really did mean sexbox?
*wanders off to the make up bag thread to confess all*

Its ok I worked it out in the end :smug: :smug:
after I had compiled a mental list of naughty things in his sexbox
redface
Quote by Dave__Notts
Actually 'in my head' I imagine Dave_Notts looks like...

Ooh Betty!

rotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmao
Coffee meets monitor moment.
Dave_Notts
PS I won't be getting the nail polish remover to clean it though redface
Vinegar works wonders innocent
Quote by earthchild
Actually 'in my head' I imagine Dave_Notts looks like...

Ooh Betty!

best go look at his wedding pics on my f/b lol
I know what he technically looks like in RL :giggle: but this is my head right and if I want him to look like that he will look like that, I just have this image of Frank Spencer cleaning plastic window frames with nail varnish remover rotflmao rotflmao brings them up a treat apparently :twisted:
Little gem, I think you do!
Quote by little gem
Indeedy Meaty!
it's neilinthelivingroomonhisexboxtryingtobeaboyraceronlineleeds actually! :P
lol
Look the fact that my other half, kinda, if you squint sideways and in the half light, might slightly look like my fave next to Tom Baker of course... well, it is mere co-ink-i-dinks. OK. biggrin

the dimwit in me just spent 5 minutes wondering what was in his sexbox before I worked it out :doh:
Actually Neil does rather look like David Tennant hump lol
Easy could look like Vin Diesel if I took my glasses off and was in a darkened room :giggle:
off to think of some more
I have a lot of make up I don't wear/use (the son and mother have no imagination when it comes to xmas presents)
I have a small 'essentials' bag which included 3 eye shadows, 1 mascara, 1 lipstick, 1 small travel purfume and some powder stuff and a big brush thingy
Clearly I use it all the time which is why I just found it last week in the suitcase last used in july :lol2:
It was with the 'bathroom' essentials I always keep packed away along with the 'kitchen' essentials (witchy will know what I mean) lol
A shiny new phone which is going no where near water :inlove: bluetooth is also a wonderful thing for transferring everything over quickly :giggle:
Quote by Resonance
Do I need a bigger Hard Disk? Or am I over reliant on my floppy?

Why what is wrong with your floppy? lol
Where to start? It makes a dreadful noise at times, malfunctions at the most inopportune of moments and when I press the little buttons right, something pops out and makes an unholy mess all over the desk.
I had real trouble getting my hard disk into the right slot. It took a while I can tell you and after using the right kind of screw, I just about managed it. I wasn't sure if I could use the backside opening, but my wife went mental and gave me a black eye. So I took the top off and found it much easier that way.
I won't even ask how to get my joystick working. I've been waggling it feverishly all day long and still nothing...
rotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmao
Quote by gothicpunk
Hmmm.
Oh bugger, I always thought you were a women sorry redface redface redface Its flower all over again :gagged:
Great post though

heh :> It's the picture of Durham Red that does it - I should change it, but... that would require effort smile
Nah I should just perve profiles more often lol
Nice chest sillyhwoar:
Quote by gothicpunk
Hmmm.
Most of the pm's I get are from straight men wanting, funnily enough, access to pictures, and meets. Though I find it a bit odd that someone labelling themselves as 'straight' wants a homosexual experience (not a bi one, as no female is involved) you know what? That's OK. I don't reply because, to be quite honest, if I want a gay experience I can pick up a guy in a bar easily. But whatever - I can fully understand why people don't want a label, and that's fine. It took me long enough to admit to myself that I was actually bi - and to be open about it in my everyday life as it's actually, to me, an important part of what makes me me - I'm queer and proud of it. But I don't force it down anyones throat (unless asked nicely).
The homophobia issue, though, and the anti PC stance that's becoming so prevalent these days, is an important one. Maybe it's because I'm so visually different to the majority that i seem to catch an awful lot of homophobic flak on the streets - and whatever you may think about political correctness gone mad it's difficult to defend direct verbal abuse and violence because of someones percieved sexuality, (or race, or religion or whatever) - that is what is not OK - a gang of teenagers kicking fuck out of somone for being a bit effeminate, f'rexample, is not on at all. That's homophobia, not someone making a silly joke about anal sex - but those silly jokes in the office are kind of in addition to the real nasty shit that can go down if you are openly and visibly queer, (or black, or Indian...) and I suppose that's the real message behind what people now term political correctness - just show some respect for people's feelings.
Hope that's not offended anyone - it's a difficult thing to explain as it's so wrapped up in emotion for people. I actually personally don't care if jokes are made about me, I'd just rather not be put into a coma by a gang of scallies, thanks. Sorry if that's off the topic a bit, but it probably could do with saying. Oh, I know that people will think to themselves, 'if it's really that bad then don't look like that!' - but, well, that's missing the point. The point is, everyone deserves respect, and to feel safe.

Oh bugger, I always thought you were a women sorry redface redface redface Its flower all over again :gagged:
Great post though
Quote by noladreams
We all like our pictures to show us in the best light otherwise we would all have those pictures of bed heads and hairy legs with yesterdays laundry in the corner so to some extend we all fib a teeny bit

I think that's what I was meaning - if the fib is a small one, does it matter?
I suppose it depends on everyone's definition of a small fib though, I class half an inch of my height a small fib, someone might class 6 inch of cock a small fib, someone else might class not telling the wife/husband he/she uses a swingers site a small fib
Quote by BIoke
lol
Seriously though I've had meets where the person looked nothing like the picture (maybe 20 years ago they did)
I'm sure some men start measuring their cocks from their belly button innocent

Hmmmmm.. have we met the same blokes? :rascal:
Possibly wink
Actually did anyone see the coast programme where they measured the coast line with different lengths of rule? the smaller the ruler got, the longer the coast got? that's what some men must do
:giggle: with cock not coast obviously
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Nola :sad: I told you that in confidence :shock:
I am really 5 foot 1.5" not 5foot 2" as my profile suggests

Don't worry Tan, nobody will be looking above 4ft if they meet you :haha:
:dry: I used to like you :kick:
lol
Seriously though I've had meets where the person looked nothing like the picture (maybe 20 years ago they did)
I'm sure some men start measuring their cocks from their belly button innocent
We all like our pictures to show us in the best light otherwise we would all have those pictures of bed heads and hairy legs with yesterdays laundry in the corner so to some extend we all fib a teeny bit
My pictures are all under 4 years old but over 8 months ish old I have not got any newer and if I was to arrange a meet I would try and cam with the person/s first (as soon as I have plucked my eyebrows and straightened my hair) wink
What I hate more is those people who appear to know your body better than you do, before you meet - I will make you come like you never have before/You wont be able to walk down stairs afterwards/I don't stop until you have come x amount of times/the lady always comes first/I make ever women orgasm 27 times before I fuck her etc. etc. I find it very big headed and it just turns me off
Nola :sad: I told you that in confidence :shock:
I am really 5 foot 1.5" not 5foot 2" as my profile suggests
evil Heightist!
bolt :giggle:
Just watched the 1951 version of a Christmas carol with Alastair Sim
I still prefer Patrick Stewart lol
Watching white Christmas next :lol2::lol2:
Mark I have to watch the snowman every year redface its usually on the telly on christmas eve wink
Quote by brucie
must have been. but i stay away from that label because so many people i have been with claim to "do" tantric sex and until now it hasnt been anything different.
she actually gave me her number but i texted and no reply. wouldnt be teh forst time i took a number down wrong. maybe subconciously i dont want to see her again. now that the mystery has gone can it be as good?

:laughabove:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Godlike :smug:

you mean gobshite? :mrgreen:
Yup not quite as good as you yet :mrgreen:
Miss Kinky. please note the joined date for our respective accounts..... now tell me, who has the highest average daily post count?
Thats told you ain't it wafflechops? flipa
yeah buttttttttt... my tits are bigger than yours flipa
Quote by foxylady2209
The problem with sex is keeping the dogs off the bed (or other) for long enough....I'll be glad when the foster one goes to a home...anyone want a 4 year old weimeraner ??? please...she's a lovely little bitch really... honest

Simple, don't let the dogs upstairs - or in the case of a bungelow, close the doors. biggrin Sorted.
tried that lol the elderly dog tried to come up anyway and fell down the stairs, injuring herself and cost us a small fortune in vets bills, so I put a safety gate up, she howled at the bottom of the stairs until I gave in (an old dog cant change its ways after 15 years I guess)
Always baffles me how 1 medium sized dog can take up so much room of a king size bed :huh: its like they just flatten and spread out lol
Gave up trying to fuck in bed and just use the living room floor now :doh:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Godlike :smug:

you mean gobshite? :mrgreen:
Yup not quite as good as you yet :mrgreen:
Quote by The_third_man
:gulp: you promised i would be able to walk whilst incubating those!

And you promised me more than 2 minutes of fun :twisted:
Quote by foxylady2209
The film for me is always Muppets Christmas Carol.
The second best (ie clisest to the book) CC film - the best being the Patrick Stewart version. The point at the end when he starts to laugh and nearly busts something is fabulous.

The Patrick Stewart version is my favourite but I do want to see the new one with Jim Carrey in
Quote by earthchild
....The cola vans have been on the telly
bolt
When is it officially Christmas for you?

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i sat and watched White Christmas and the King and I yesterday redface
I've got miracle on 34th street ready to watch in private (can't get the piss took then)
Trav the pound shops ruin noddy holder singing round here :sad: cant stand the song by the 1st of December
Staggers I'm gunna tell your mum I'm gunna tell your muuuuuum :giggle:
:gagged: No I hate it
Do you like being bent over the kitchen sink and given a good seeing to lol