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Mines me
what I use depends on my mood and confidence I guess (on how much of me I actually show)
I find it confusing (in a nice way) when people change their avatars - as I actually have to read their name
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Actually, there's something, well, it's not a thing, you couldn't wrap it or anyfink...and it's for next christmas...
but next christmas, if I must feed the hoardes, I want to do it from a nice big kitchen in a rented gite somewhere in France. Somewhere open plan, so I can be with everyone rather than shut off- with a roaring log fire. Far from the TV with it's massive commercial push. Far from the sales. Far from the people who think that because the shops will be shut for a few hours, they have to buy like armageddon has just been confirmed...
just people who know how to have fun, good food, good wine, and wide open spaces.
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Depends if there is a cost? and the amount of the cost? to attend
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Is it cold then
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Has anyone got any experience in fixing a PSP those little handy held game thingies?
My son has one and the start and volume buttons don't work, I rang one place yesterday and he said its probably the motherboard? because that is near those buttons? I do not have a clue if this is true or not but don't want to pay over the odds to get it fixed
Its still usable on some games the volume is stuck on high so he uses headphones but does not wear them and some of the games don't need the start button to start I guess
thank you
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i must be very lucky cus all my bras are from marks and sparks and they all fit very well, are comfortable and most sexy (my work day ones are just plain and simple rather than sexy) and most are under £20
i looked at the bravissamo site but they are way to big for me and i thought id got massive boobs lol
my fav at the moment
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I usually get my granny "over the shoulder boulder holder's" from matalan as they seem to fit me the best, I struggle to get nice bra's that are not a full cup that fit properly though
I aint been measured for a couple of years but am in need of one as my *large* boobs seem to be growing some more
I don't like M&S for bra's they are expensive and don't fit as good
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<<<sings>>> "It'll be lonely this Christmas..."
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Faxed from the North Pole
<<<<Dear Santa,
Please can I have a fuck before the new year. A hard fast lust filled fuck and some nice cunnilingus would be good to.
I could really do with one as its been nearly 2 month and I fear that cobwebs may be rife.
If I get a fuck then I will make a new video especially for Santa (and Rez).
Name Withheld for privacy reasons x (Ed : Is this Ok Tankinky?)
PS Rudolph cant have any carrots this year because they will be other wise engaged, I will leave him some sweetcorn instead because that is rather rough >>>
Dear anonymous person who isn't Tankinky at all no matter what you think,
I'd happily drop off some cunnilingus, but it's such a mouthful. Besides the last time I went down on a lady, it was the Titanic and it didn't end up particularly well for either of us.
I'll deliver a tickling stick for the cobwebs and I'll bring one of my not-so-little elves with me for the "hard,fast lust fulled fick". He's got a devilish grin on his face and has been wielding his weapon with wanton abandon since I told him. I've had to take him off the production line because he was so excited he was doing unspeakable things with Barbie that made even Action Man blush.
Please ignore Rez Elf's comments about your video and my excessive consumption of it. I have merely watched it 20,000 times and have it playing on a loop on my security cams while I'm in the office. It's been wonderfully enjoyable to watch it, but I've made a right mess of my beard. I didn't know whether to wash it or chisel it out.
Anyway, I'm sending you something else, a big fat wodge of good luck next year. You won't see it, but it'll be there anyway.
Seasons Greetings.
Santa
xxx
(PS, Withdrawal of the video will result in a private prosecution for unspeakable cruelty to a fictional figure (Rez) and I'll smack your arse too with my Reindeer whupper!)
(PPS. For any Animal lovers, my Reindeer whupper is just used figuratively. No animals were harmed in the making of this post)
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<<<sings>>> "It'll be lonely this Christmas..."
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a lot of stuff,and this, and other times he'll just ignore you completely because he's wanking himself senseless over Tan's video again.
Santa's little Helper.
Rez
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Whilst in a crowded cafe I gave the Mother in law the below to watch on my phone telling her it was cute! I did of course leave the phone on loud and bogged off to the toilet :grin:
Quote by earthchildoooh have we :twisted: must go for a mooch this weekend!
brill with all the noisy xmas decorations tho' innit :giggle: we have a christmas shop opened up in the town all special like for the festive period (I'm almost banned lol)
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Okay...this was a response to the power outage thread. In an attempt to salvage something...a question.
Do you have an Achilles heel? A stupidly tempting thing you just have to do? I like buttons. And things that sparkle. And setting off all the noisy pressy buttons toys in a shop, waiting until they go nuts...and turning to whoever I'm with and saying in a very loud voice "For gods sake, you are SO immature!"
Works for me :smug:
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Vicar of Dibley/Dawn French here
