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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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I've just been invited to one this week
:scared:
I have valid excuses for not going but I wouldn't go anyway
:scared:
I have valid excuses for not going but I wouldn't go anyway
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Quote by noladreams
Climbing a "hill"
:therethere: I'm told long hot baths are good for aching legs!
That's where I'm headed
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I would like to big up TanKinky just for being Tankinky and Eathechild for being so bloody lovely.
:inlove: for you both.
and yup bigging up Earthy here to Sex God
"Hi Lucy" .....
If you go to the effort of sending a mail try and get a name right
If you go to the effort of sending a mail try and get a name right
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I don't want a trade, Just a swap of the same model minus the broken parts please
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Everyone on the list and or confirmed
Can I remind peeps that confirmations are due by the end of today
Can I remind peeps that confirmations are due by the end of today
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Every one above confirmed/on the list
I am away for a few days so if you have any problems or questions please contact earthchild
I am away for a few days so if you have any problems or questions please contact earthchild
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Quote by poshkate
Okay
Can we be deviants together cos I think mine was too although I couldn't tell you exactly what age
Budge up another deviant here
I'm not sure how old but I can remember where, who I was with and :gagged:
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Quote by Witchy
The guy who plays the Sargeant in Dog Soldiers- well a sandwich with him & the other guy
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hwoar: Yup I would do him :giggle: Sex God
:cry: Nola
Everyone else confirmed and Wicked your on the list
:bounce:
Everyone else confirmed and Wicked your on the list
:bounce:
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When your son says "when I am your age mam won't you be dead" :shock: :shock:
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My favourite is 3 heaps teaspoons of nescafe espresso coffee 1.5 teaspoons of sugar 1 teaspoon of whitener in my large latte mug with a drop of milk put in after the water
I drink about 5 of them a day then I have about 10 out of an ordinary sized mug with less sugar and no whitener
tea has to be in a china cup
I drink about 5 of them a day then I have about 10 out of an ordinary sized mug with less sugar and no whitener
tea has to be in a china cup
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A jar of 1ps
A jar of 2ps
A jar of 5ps
Because they all have to be separate 10 & 20ps have their own pot to
A jar with birthday candles in
A jar of screws, one for curtain hooks, one for normal hooks, one for pins, one for them little plastic things for the screws
Lots of jars of pens
Marmite :twisted:
A jar of 2ps
A jar of 5ps
Because they all have to be separate
10 & 20ps have their own pot to A jar with birthday candles in
A jar of screws, one for curtain hooks, one for normal hooks, one for pins, one for them little plastic things for the screws
Lots of jars of pens
Marmite :twisted:
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Quote by Ste_n_Kez
I have a Yamaha R6 and a Honda CBX1000 and am proud of being a baker for almost 40 years
Ste
Your a baking biker?
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I am not a biker
but I do sort of have in my possession a ducati st4 :lol2:
I have been on it once :scared:
but I do sort of have in my possession a ducati st4 :lol2:
I have been on it once :scared:
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Quote by fabio
right.... I have a problem....
I really, really want to go... but I have to work in newcastle early-ish on the sunday morning...
So is there anyone that is going there and back from the newcastle area on the same night????
if so, yey... I will love you, I will pay half the petrol money..... if not, then all have a blast for me..
sean xxx
How early is early ish :lol2:
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Quote by couplefunuk
Goddamit! We were at over 400 points in the first few days at the beginning of this month. Then I forgot
Ahhh well, theres always June
*Her*
I am still under 200 and its not looking likely to rise that much either :cry: if any at all
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Quote by essex34m
You didn't make me a cake, you got Earthy to do it, you lazy moo!
But you are right, it is the thought that counts, thank you
Oi I spent hours making that fruit cake!
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Definitely not one to watch with a dare devil 10 year old near abouts
"I can do that mam" NO you cant :scared:
"I can do that mam" NO you cant :scared:
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Happy birthday
I made you a cake but there was this accident and it got a bit squashed :shock:
Anyway its the thought that counts so here ya are
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I made you a cake but there was this accident and it got a bit squashed :shock:
Anyway its the thought that counts so here ya are
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Curly wurly's
They used to be huge! well a lot bigger than they are now or did my mouth just get a lot bigger?
They used to be huge! well a lot bigger than they are now or did my mouth just get a lot bigger?
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Best Dek has ever made me is a cheese sandwich I spat it out it as it turned out to be a cheese & dog hair sandwich :uhoh:
He did make us a toasty once using out of date ham I was keeping for the dog :doh: I didn't take a bite of that
He did once ask why the "rings" were not getting hot on the cooker and why could he smell gas
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Quote by northeastcoupleuk
where the fook do ya get a 3 course micro meal then
