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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Quote by ScarletTheHarlot
Another question.........
Can I have 2 points for giving the British Gas man a blow job please???? He's not a swinger and it wasn't a "meet" as such - but he did enjoy the BJ!!!
lol - Scar xxxxxxxxxxx
Nah you should of fucked him to :lol2:
I would have done - but my parents were due at the house in 10 minutes!!! lol
Plenty of time then
*remembers pulling my jeans up as my mother walked in to the house once*
Okay okay - accepting I don't get the 2 points for BG man BJ - but if I then lose by 2 points I'm demanding a recount!! lol
None of my radiators been working this week so had to call the British Gas man back again - and this time I did fuck him Tan, so claiming my 3 points!!!!!
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: I am having a crap month
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Quote by noladreams
Today I would mostly like to shag:
Lawrence Dalagllio
Because he's big, sexy, blokey and just has to be hung like a baboon!
Actual Lawrence Lawrence or "Lawrence" Lawrence?
I'd do either, to be fair! Oh we have a Lawrence here to, He is quite a catch :giggle:
Sex God
If it hurts as much as getting your nose done then :scared: 
:shock: :crazy: 
:scared: :fuckinghell: :eeek:
Some daft bint thought it was a good idea on Saturday
:shock: :crazy: :scared: :fuckinghell: :eeek:Some daft bint thought it was a good idea on Saturday
Sex God
Everyone above is on the list or confirmed :bounce:
Will pm you the hotel list Webster
Will pm you the hotel list Webster
Sex God
Quote by Mmmaybe
Slightly belated happy birthday- hope it was a good un
Its today :lol2:
Blackpool here we come!
Sex God
Well as the title says Earthy is 40 today :bounce:
So Happy Birthday chick and here's to a fab weekend :cheers:
So Happy Birthday chick and
here's to a fab weekend :cheers: Sex God
Matt you have a pm chuck
Stuart and Tanina confirmed :cheers:
I wont be around this weekend so don't worry if there is a delay in me answering the thread
Stuart and Tanina confirmed :cheers:
I wont be around this weekend so don't worry if there is a delay in me answering the thread
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Quote by Witchy
A couple miles up the road from me, the final scenes of "get carter" was filmed
Tan- you REALLY better hope that's not loaded!
Look at your original post chick....
:giggle:
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Quote by Freckledbird
Ooooooo Tan, I was shown the multi-storey that was used in Get Carter, the other week when I was up there.
Eyesore innit
Dek used to live in the same street as the house they used in the film, apparently they are not there now though
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A couple miles up the road from me, the final scenes of "get carter" was filmed
Has been used in films & TV shows like Billy Elliot, The Fast Show, Spender, Steel River Blues & Auf Wiedersehen, Pet,
Has been used in films & TV shows like Billy Elliot, The Fast Show, Spender, Steel River Blues & Auf Wiedersehen, Pet,
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Quote by ScarletTheHarlot
Another question.........
Can I have 2 points for giving the British Gas man a blow job please???? He's not a swinger and it wasn't a "meet" as such - but he did enjoy the BJ!!!
lol - Scar xxxxxxxxxxx
Nah you should of fucked him to :lol2:
I would have done - but my parents were due at the house in 10 minutes!!! lol
Plenty of time then
*remembers pulling my jeans up as my mother walked in to the house once*
Sex God
Quote by ScarletTheHarlot
Another question.........
Can I have 2 points for giving the British Gas man a blow job please???? He's not a swinger and it wasn't a "meet" as such - but he did enjoy the BJ!!!
lol - Scar xxxxxxxxxxx
Nah you should of fucked him to :lol2:
Sex God
Quote by Max777
peter green's fleetwood mac, rory gallagher, of course the guvnor jimmi hendrix, the beatles, the original line up of the who .
.
Programme on BBC 4 on Friday night ( pm I think) all about Peter Green. Should be well worth watching if you are a fan.
:doh: *hides the TV page* Can I break virgins TV guide to? if so how?
Take it you are not a fan then?
Oh I don't mind it BUT there is a point where I cant watch any of the TV programs I like because of fishing/football/music programs/Henry the 8th programs/wainwrights sodding walks
Nothing perve worthy in most of them :twisted:
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Quote by Max777
peter green's fleetwood mac, rory gallagher, of course the guvnor jimmi hendrix, the beatles, the original line up of the who .
.
Programme on BBC 4 on Friday night ( pm I think) all about Peter Green. Should be well worth watching if you are a fan.
:doh: *hides the TV page* Can I break virgins TV guide to? if so how?
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
I am an expert in:
1) DIY
2) Dog sitting
3) Going on holiday
:shock:
Dave_Notts
Did your nose grow as you wrote that Dave?!
How're the windows? :giggle:
Poor dog :shock: :lol2:
