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Tan____Kinky
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Tan____Kinky
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Quote by Dirtygirly
You order sausages from the Chinese?! :shock:
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Yes unless I go home then my son still has sausage & chips and I have special fried rice with a side order of 3 fish cakes because they are divine redface
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I order the same thing redface redface
Chinese is always special fried rice & sausage and chips with spare ribs for the mini me
pizza (nearly always dominoes) is a small garlic bread, chicken strippers & wedges, and a personal Hawaiian
If I do pub lunch I always have the same thing to - gammon steak & egg
Creature of habit me redface redface
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I am so backwards at times
I got that in email this morning thought weird person sending me old tosh that aint funny
redface redface Now I've seen it again I realise how thick I really am
(best not mention the fact I sent my grandad 3....yes thats three birthday cards yesterday)
:doh:
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Soup out of a tin is not soup :giggle: Its a thinly veiled disguise, that tomato soup is the tomato ketchup which wasn't thick enough to make the grade lol
Homemade soup, really thick, lumpy & full of veg :lickface: is eaten
(Anorak who freezes masses of homemade soup in handy little 1 serving portions)
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Awaits excitedly for flashing new mail only to realise that realy pervy pm is for Earthy and not me :doh:
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Quote by Missy
I notice they didn't use a real man to model it though!

rotflmao rotflmao
Shhhhh, keep ya voice down :shock: :uhoh:
Told David only 'real men' wear em so he would put it on :uhoh:
now he thinks he's a real proper camper :hunk:
Trouble is, he's not got a hair on his head, so he gets a light imprint across his bonce rotflmao
Dek has one :giggle: not sure if he is a real man though but we do use it for camping lol
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