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Tan____Kinky
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Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
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Tan____Kinky
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Quote by Angel Chat
I'm so glad I didn't submit this month's pathetic score redface Well done Tan, ya bluddy perv :lol2:

Thank you redface redface redface redface I'm innocent I tell ya innocent :giggle:
And huge congratulations to the other winners :bounce: great scores all round for April :twisted:
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Quote by poshkate
I'm a bit over dressed for bar tending I have a picture sesh planned redface posh piccies though :rascal:

ohhh can't wait to see the results smile :bounce:
Cancelled evil ruddy men mad
Quote by Cubes
I'm a bit over dressed for bar tending I have a picture sesh planned redface posh piccies though :rascal:

Need a tripod? :twisted:
I could do with a tripod or even a manopod :giggle: :rascal:
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I'm a bit over dressed for bar tending I have a picture sesh planned redface posh piccies though :rascal:
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Quote by noladreams
Smutty PMs rock. I don't get nearly enough... so I've started sending some!
It's fun :rascal:

I can not write smut at all sad although I am going to attempt to write a story tonight I'm a bit bored with literotica
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I thought about a smutty pm and its sender :rascal: :twisted:
I might go think about it again :rascal: as it was rather delicious sillyhwoar:
The time before that I thought about a old FB that I don't see redface redface
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Quote by noladreams
:bounce:
I won something! Feck me... what was going on in March?! Were the rest of you asleep or summat? :giggle:

I won something to :bounce: :bounce: considering I am keeping steve company at the bottom of the table its quite an achievement :lol2:
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Quote by splendid_
And then a piss... standing up and all that! lol

you should see some of the women in the bigg market on a saturday night... they already have that trick mastered.....
LOL - I've seen lesbians do it too in a bar in London... after they'd finished drawing moustaches and goateee's on one another that was, in permanent, black marker pen.. damn sure it was Splendid bolt

It wouldn't be Splendid rolleyes
It might stain her real moustace
(Joins Tan-Kinky with the plan to emigrate before Splendid sees this bolt)
you are all a bunch of bastards.
accurate bastards..but bastards none the less.
I will have you know that I bleach my moustache regularly and pluck my goatee. Unless I am in drag king mode and then, and only then, will I leave it dark and unplucked. No need for marker pen.
evil
btw Tan. Next time I won't be picking you up in my car I will be running you over - git.
Ah shucks man I thought it was our little secret lol
Least I will see you coming
I'm dead again aint I?
bolt
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Quote by Horny-cpl135
Hiya Tan i was wondering if us are on this list as we havent come up on the list on the first page? thx

Yes, I only update the list when I have quite a few to go on, don't worry your on the list :bounce:
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Quote by BIoke
And then a piss... standing up and all that! lol

you should see some of the women in the bigg market on a saturday night... they already have that trick mastered.....
LOL - I've seen lesbians do it too in a bar in London... after they'd finished drawing moustaches and goateee's on one another that was, in permanent, black marker pen.. damn sure it was Splendid bolt
No the one falling over would be Splendid :giggle:
I'm dead
bolt
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Quote by splendid_
phew- glad that Tan is in this thread. I was thinking it was staff only.
Ummm I will just sit down and let the atmosphere wash over me. It has been a long week.
xxxx

Must be staff party time :giggle:
where's this bar person :cheers:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu

Spot the tight arse anywhere?

Now that's the sort of offer i like :rascal:
:giggle:
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Quote by Angel Chat
You order sausages from the Chinese?! :shock:
loon

Yes unless I go home then my son still has sausage & chips and I have special fried rice with a side order of 3 fish cakes because they are divine redface
My kids sometimes get sausages from the Chinese too - I'm more worried about Tan ordering special fried rice without any kind of sauce!!

It doesn't need sauce loon A few chips nicked from sons plate (before salt & vinegar has been added) and hey presto
A meal that does me 3 nights :giggle:
Spot the tight arse anywhere?
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