Smutty Bank Holiday GFZ!

1 May 2009

Well you know, we've not had one of these for a while so I think it's time we did! I don't have the oomph to go and find the proper GFZ thread so you'll need to make do with my improvisations!
I can't open it all by myself tonight though cause I'm an invalid and as such I think we need some volunteers! :rascal:
So... we need:
1. A bartender?
2. Someone to serve the canapes?
3. The jacuzzi tester and turner oner?
4. Some fluffers maybe?
5. The towel ladies?
6. The entertainment?
That'll do for starters! :twisted:
All nekkid of course! :rascal:
It's been a long week and I feel the need for some nonsense... anyone with me?! :giggle:

1 May 2009

Bagsy me be jacuzzi turner-oner... then I can slip in, test the temperature and lounge all night "on the job" of course!
:bounce:
Now, who's gonna be nekkid barkeep?!

1 May 2009

Can I do the entertainment :twisted: :twisted:

1 May 2009

I'll be the lurker smile

1 May 2009

Can I help Nola out with the jacuzzi please.....I'm working all weekend so need to have a chill out smile

1 May 2009

I'll serve wine and cheese biscuits
:happy:

1 May 2009

Quote by st3v3
I'll be the lurker

Oooh, lurk away :rascal:

1 May 2009

Quote by st3v3
I'll be the lurker

Lurker, you mean shurker. Now get behind the bar and get the drinks in lol

DG, the towels have arrived wink

1 May 2009

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Lurker, you mean shurker. Now get behind the bar and get the drinks in

your usuals on its way;

Vodka on the rocks cool

1 May 2009

Quote by st3v3
Lurker, you mean shurker. Now get behind the bar and get the drinks in

your usuals on its way;

Vodka on the rocks cool

Thanks St3v3, thats me sorted for this evening biggrin

1 May 2009

I hope it hasn't got any pirates on board!

1 May 2009

Quote by Sarah
I hope it hasn't got any pirates on board!

Why not? I could do with a bit of Devon1! :rascal:

1 May 2009

Sod the Pirates, no one gets their hands on my vodka :twisted:

1 May 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
I hope it hasn't got any pirates on board!

Why not? I could do with a bit of Devon1! :rascal:
I hope there is too :bounce: I do have a bit of a thing about pirates smile

1 May 2009

phew- glad that Tan is in this thread. I was thinking it was staff only.
Ummm I will just sit down and let the atmosphere wash over me. It has been a long week.
xxxx

1 May 2009

Quote by splendid_
phew- glad that Tan is in this thread. I was thinking it was staff only.

Can I mix painkillers and alcohol then?! If so, who's on pouring detail?! dunno

Where's Choon? :giggle:

1 May 2009

Quote by poshkate
I hope it hasn't got any pirates on board!

Why not? I could do with a bit of Devon1! :rascal:
I hope there is too :bounce: I do have a bit of a thing about pirates smile

Pirates? Someone say pirates? :rascal: I have been known to indulge...
NWC, you'll be fine. No self respecting Pirate would be seen dead drinking Vodka.
A glass of this:

Please Bartender.
Follow up the spiced rum with a Tequila knockback or three, and I'm notoriously easy. wink

1 May 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
phew- glad that Tan is in this thread. I was thinking it was staff only.

Can I mix painkillers and alcohol then?! If so, who's on pouring detail?! dunno

Where's Choon? :giggle:
Painkillers... you are soooo nesh!
Ya big wuss!
And two screaming orgasm's for me please... Is the plural of orgasm, orgasm's or orgasma? Orgasmi? (Chinese art of pleasurable paper folding?)

1 May 2009

Nesh?! I don't even know what that means but you have an incoming PM and then you can come back and tell me I'm a wuss! flipa

1 May 2009

Quote by splendid_
phew- glad that Tan is in this thread. I was thinking it was staff only.
Ummm I will just sit down and let the atmosphere wash over me. It has been a long week.
xxxx

Must be staff party time :giggle:
where's this bar person :cheers:

1 May 2009

Quote by Witchy
And a pack of these:

I think they're banned, they're full of contageous pig snot :sticky:

1 May 2009

Was that you offering to pour the drinks nekkid then? :rascal:

2 May 2009

I guess I'd better be the fluffer (whatever that is confused

)

2 May 2009

Opening windows up, kicking out those asleep under the table.
Starts to make bacon rolls, who wants some?
:happy:

2 May 2009

Quote by Sarah
Opening windows up, kicking out those asleep under the table.
Starts to make bacon rolls, who wants some?
:happy:

Mmm bacon rolls and coffee, yes please coffee

2 May 2009

Quote by Sarah
Opening windows up, kicking out those asleep under the table.
Starts to make bacon rolls, who wants some?
:happy:

Meeeeeeeeeee please smile

2 May 2009

Quote by Freckledbird
Opening windows up, kicking out those asleep under the table.
Starts to make bacon rolls, who wants some?
:happy:

Meeeeeeeeeee please smile

You had best get round here double qucik then, bacon is cooking.
Any sauce with your? lol

2 May 2009

Only if it's Lea and Perrin's table sauce.

2 May 2009

It's a Bank Holiday... can we not be all frivolous and crack open the champers?
wink

2 May 2009

Quote by noladreams
It's a Bank Holiday... can we not be all frivolous and crack open the champers?

Ooh Buck's Fizz like at Christmas drinkies