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Smutty Bank Holiday GFZ!
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Sex God
Am I too late for bacon butties? :mrgreen:
HP for me if there's any left please!
HP for me if there's any left please!
Sex God
Just as well I made my own breakfast huh?! 
Right... where's the turner oner and the bar staff? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Right... where's the turner oner and the bar staff? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Sex God
Turner oner reporting for duty.... and I'll try and saty awake tonight!
Can we make this GFZ the one where we all talk smut?
:rascal:
Can we make this GFZ the one where we all talk smut?
:rascal:
Sex God
Of course you filthy perve!
Bring on the pervery! :rascal:
*goes for a ladywank* :twisted:
Bring on the pervery! :rascal:
*goes for a ladywank* :twisted:
Sex God
:bounce: Right, I'm defo up for this one then!
Okay... smutty chat:
Who was the last person you fantasised about while having a wank?
Mine was Idris Elba - Stringer Bell in The Wire. He was in Stringer Bell mode though... In my head it was hot!
Mind you, I usually think about 'real' people I've met. But he's too too fine. :inlove:
*toddles off to check the jacuzzi*
Okay... smutty chat:
Who was the last person you fantasised about while having a wank?
Mine was Idris Elba - Stringer Bell in The Wire. He was in Stringer Bell mode though... In my head it was hot!
Mind you, I usually think about 'real' people I've met. But he's too too fine. :inlove:
*toddles off to check the jacuzzi*
Sex God
I thought about a smutty pm and its sender :rascal: :twisted:
I might go think about it again :rascal: as it was rather delicious
hwoar:
The time before that I thought about a old FB that I don't see
I might go think about it again :rascal: as it was rather delicious
hwoar:The time before that I thought about a old FB that I don't see
Sex God
Smutty PMs rock. I don't get nearly enough... so I've started sending some!
It's fun :rascal:
It's fun :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
Smutty PMs rock. I don't get nearly enough... so I've started sending some!
It's fun :rascal:
I can not write smut at all
although I am going to attempt to write a story tonight I'm a bit bored with literotica Sex God
I wrote one recently: it was fun! 
Sex God
Wanders in and get into the jacuzzi, white wine please
Sex God
Not sure if the bar staff have showed up yet 
Sex God
May be it's help yourself As it's been sunny I think that Pimms is in order 
As it's been sunny I think that Pimms is in order Sex God
I'm a bit over dressed for bar tending I have a picture sesh planned posh piccies though :rascal:
posh piccies though :rascal: Sex God
Quote by Tan--Kinky
I'm a bit over dressed for bar tending I have a picture sesh planned
ohhh can't wait to see the results
:bounce: 
Sex God
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Smutty PMs rock. I don't get nearly enough... so I've started sending some!
It's fun :rascal:
I'd like to receive a smutty pm
I'd love to return one even more :twisted:
Makes 2 of us :lol2:
Sex God
Quote by poshkate
I'm a bit over dressed for bar tending I have a picture sesh planned
ohhh can't wait to see the results
:bounce:Cancelled
ruddy men 
Quote by Cubes
I'm a bit over dressed for bar tending I have a picture sesh planned
Need a tripod? :twisted:
I could do with a tripod or even a manopod :giggle: :rascal:
Sex God
Well I'm stuck in a house pretty much on my own all night and as it's work I have to stay awake, sober and not invite PK round for a bit of fun.
Some bloody Saturday night. I'll have an orange juice.
*goes to sit in the corner with the TV, DVD and House MD Series 4*
Some bloody Saturday night. I'll have an orange juice.
*goes to sit in the corner with the TV, DVD and House MD Series 4*
