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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Quote by earthchild
Thanks for a great night, great to catch up with people. You can confirm us for December too, I'm planning the outfit already!
well if everyone else is confirming, best confirm me n tan--kinky too lol
Earthy x
:bounce:
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Quote by Witchy
I have my first lesson on Tuesday :shock:
Go Tan!
Rock Star
Not so much a rock star :lol2: although I do have a method in my madness to learn a certain song
Quote by Just-for-laughs
I started playing when I was 40...wish I'd started playing when I was 4 instead !
It's harder to get 'muscle memory' as your fingers just aren't as flexible as when you were younger but you do get there eventually.
Ive been trying to remember how to put my hand damn its hard work when your hand aint used to being in them shapes
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Quote by thevillians
Going back a few years when I was 7 -8 months pregnant I got a taxi... halfway through the journey the driver asked "have you always been that fat"
Don't you wish your reply could have been "no I'm pregnant - have you always been that stupid?"
I hate the fact that I only ever think of the best cutting put-down far too late to get any benefit from it.
I was young I blame that
I'm usually pretty good at the "bite backs" now 
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Going back a few years when I was 7 -8 months pregnant I got a taxi... halfway through the journey the driver asked "have you always been that fat" "No I'm pregnant". He never said another word for the rest of the journey
"No I'm pregnant". He never said another word for the rest of the journey Sex God
Quote by MikeNorth
Mmmmm, most beguiling!
hwoar:Why thank you
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Everyone gets their posts ignored a lot - If threads never "ended" (by posts getting ignored) then there would be nothing new to the forum and people would sharp get bored of seeing the same topics on page 1 day after day. and that's just 1 reason
As for how long it takes everyone is different some fit straight in some take a while to get a feel of the place. Just carry on and enjoy posting regardless of who replies. After all your posts are there for everyone to see and are being read even if not responded to
and that's just 1 reasonAs for how long it takes everyone is different some fit straight in some take a while to get a feel of the place. Just carry on and enjoy posting regardless of who replies. After all your posts are there for everyone to see and are being read even if not responded to
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Quote by Mr-cream123
Can I have 5 or 6 men at my sexual disposal all weekend??
Actually I may need more men
haven't you got a football team near you.......just a thought
Good idea :thumbup: :giggle:
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Quote by noladreams30
Just beautiful: but then you are
Why thank you
as are you! Quote by Resonance
:rose: :inlove: :inlove:
Heyyy... How you doin?
So, do you come here often? :lol2: Why Mr Res I do believe your flirting with me :rascal:
Hey I'm still four-eyed without me glasses :doh:
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Quality streets :twisted: Must remember to get some more in, the sweetie monster seems to have ate all the nicest ones!
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Quote by splendid_
Suddenly thinks of Splendid :giggle:
it was with the headmasters daughter but not at school silly
Still :giggle: It made me think of you :rascal:
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Suddenly thinks of Splendid :giggle:
What did I do at school :shock: English I got caught with my hand in someone's pocket, No idea what I was doing
What did I do at school :shock:
English I got caught with my hand in someone's pocket, No idea what I was doing Sex God
Can I have 5 or 6 men at my sexual disposal all weekend?? 
Actually I may need more men
Actually I may need more men
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Quote by Mr-Powers
So it looks like there will be no end to it now. Presumably the Jade Goody Trust will be set up. Her brats will become trustfarians, and we the public will be constantly reminded of their moronic endeavours.
Do you know her children are brats??.
aren't they all!
No some of us have perfect children
Not me I might add
