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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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Quote by __random_orbit__
I like a nice puffy-pussy.
The mmMound, a swollen and fleshy presentation of the female sex, pressed between thighs, pushing itsself forward tantalisingly. A vision heavy with invitation.
Pink fleshy labia, teasing themselves from their dark envelope, swelling and colouring, thier contours highlighted by the dew of excitement.
and all that.
lp

:rascal: Be right back bolt
Been caught a couple of times usually in my own house though :doh: except that time :scared:
Quote by meat2pleaseu

Whatever next?

Ahhh the tintanet is a wonderful thing, full of useful information and things. Wonderful sites such as , enjoy wink
Vomit emotion definitely need
barf :shock:
I was 6 when I had mine pierced and it was my own decision
My son is coming up 10 and I won't let him get his pierced redface but that's because at the minute he is asking because friends are having it done I want him to think for himself and not give in to peer pressure over it
IMO that is to young I knew a women who took her granddaughter out for the day (under 1 year) and the babies mum went ballistic when they returned home to see she had pierced ears. To this day they still don't speak
When I spoke to my mum recently over it she had said at 6 she thought I was old enough and mature enough to make my own mind up but every kid is different
<<Edit for cubes post >> at 7 I was fighting with my brother and he pulled both mine out resulting in ripped earlobes :scared: that hurt
Quote by Bonedigger
oh flippin brilliant.....im a bloody banana!!
:scared: fruit of satan!! evil

Quote by jaymar
I withdraw into myself.

that's my trick, because "everything's fine"
lp
That's the one wink
:gagged:
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
I walk
lots

I shout and slam doors..........then I walk rolleyes
I must stop taking the dog with me rolleyes They don't usually know I am mad and just assume I am the avid dog walker even at 3 in the morning :doh:
Quote by Freckledbird
Piss off, ya buggers! lol
And it wasn't really that kind of phone call! redface

Whatever !! lol
Rest assured you`ve given lots of people a grin tonight kiss
It was worth the typo then smile
If you like making people smile .... it was priceless !!! wink
Of course I do biggrin
Made me smile lol
Ok so I didn't actually notice until every one started quoting redface
Quote by Witchy
As a non-driver Tan, that might be for the best. rotflmao

I do drive though :shock:
People round the twist lol lol
Dek can drive the rv though :rascal: while I do other things :wanker: and we can put the 205 and the kayak on the roof of the rv :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
One of these in yellow ~

Erm ok maybe I cant have all of them :shock: I will settle for the narrowboat and the canoe then :giggle:
Quote by Witchy
I'll have you two know I'm worth thruppence & a part chewed toffee :smug:

What sort of toffee?
:sticky:
Quote by Angel Chat
Some very interesting responses. And Rolp made sense. :shock:
Lots of sense.
Someone pinch me confused

Can I ask for a ransom if i do? dunno
You can ask, but would anyone pay it? dunno
bolt
Good point lol
Sorry no witchy I will not pinch you
Quote by Witchy
Some very interesting responses. And Rolp made sense. :shock:
Lots of sense.
Someone pinch me confused

Can I ask for a ransom if i do? dunno
Quote by essex34m
TanKinky is after being the next victim, why else would she be posting so much - just to keep herself in the picture lol

I may be bluffing just to make you think that :twisted:
Quote by Resonance
"Now that's Magic!"
Grrrr! The Slack jawed, toupee clad mentalist!
Oh I pity the next person Tankinky I really do. The question(s) I have lined up for them would make that woman who was on University challenge scratch her head.
You really would not want to be the next person picked Tankinky you really wouldn't...
lol

Revenge may be sweet dearest Res but I really think revenge should be passed on to someone else this time wink