Tan____Kinky's Profile

25 Feb 2009

I did a thread just over a year ago if anyone wants to search nearly 200 pages of my posts redface

was soon cool ideas on there wink

Edit found it >> http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/2527321.html#2527321

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25 Feb 2009

Quote by JTS
It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

Who would they sue? :shock:

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25 Feb 2009

I love howling winds and rains that tap on the window and bounce of the ground lol

I'm odd

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25 Feb 2009

why?

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25 Feb 2009

Quote by Silk and Big G
will there be motorbikes ?

No I am just avoiding being PM victim next week :giggle:

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25 Feb 2009

Is he still alive? or has he really truly gave up on my answer? :cry:
I'm dead meat though if mine was the only one he couldn't answer aint I?
Did I mention I am going on holiday on Friday for 6 weeks?? :giggle:
bolt

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25 Feb 2009

Quote by Silk and Big G
well as long as you didnt just send yourself a wink :-)

Ooh I can do that to :twisted:
Tan in boredsville

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25 Feb 2009

Quote by Silk and Big G
Depends if you understand what your mail is about Tan

I understand it totally I wrote it after all it has clicky things in too :twisted:

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25 Feb 2009

I was walking down Cock Alley on my way to Pooh Bay when I came across the Love Canal. I climbed Jacob's Ladder to get to Saint's Delight. reaching the top I met Charlie Hunton his way back from the Baby Factoryhe said I really aught to try the Vibrating Masterbater at Jack & Dandy's....................
to be continued .....

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24 Feb 2009

I just sent myself a mail do I have to reply?? :giggle:

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24 Feb 2009

Have added ya lusty.
Hotel list is now available for those who need to book, Send me a pm and will send it to you. :bounce:

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24 Feb 2009

I'm not here to play email ping pong lol

If (and that is normally a big if) they have read my profile correctly they get a reply - There is millions of reasons why we can't/don't reply though just move on and don't waste any more time worrying

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24 Feb 2009

Quote by earthchild
my sisters waters just broke!!!
gonna be an auntie again yay!

:bounce: :bounce: Hope all goes well x

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24 Feb 2009

Quote by kentswingers777

This has gone on for centuries and it's only because of naivity and lack of education that is causing young people to fall pregnant or to father babies, not their age.

So in the 40's and 50', with a severe lack of sex education, why did most not have sex until way over 16? If they did why was the pregnancy rate much lower than now? The contraception was crap then, so surely in your eyes pregnancies should be worse than now, but they were not. Why do you think that is?

Sorry to disect this bit only
A few years ago someone told me a story (how true this is I dont know I wasn't around then and history is not my strong point) :lol2:
Going back to the 30s or 40s and I guess for some into the 50s there wasn't really a teenculture, kids were kids then they left school got a job and were adults that went on and got married. As time went on into the 50s & 60s Mods and Rockers were born bringing on a teen culture that the UK had never seen nor had before. Teens that before had been either kids or adults found their own little place and experimented lots wink

with sex drugs rock & roll all for the taking.
Very Quadrophenia this story innit :giggle:, So the teen was born, having sex before marriage, getting pregnant and experimenting.
My point is if the story is to be believed then before the 50s & 60's we didn't have so much of an issue with under age sex because a teen was not a teen it was a child or an adult, the children were sent away when found to be pregnant and the adults were to be married. taking into account that people did get married younger in those days :lol2: A 17 year old married women was to all intents and purposes still a teen but because she was married and technically classed as an adult, there wasn't outcry at her being pregnant.

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24 Feb 2009

Quote by Witchy
:karaoke: I always feel like, somebody's watching me.....

We are.... we have webcam's and microphones installed all over your house, your phones are all tapped and your car is fitted with a tracking device
We know where you are and what ya doing :borg: :borg:
The real slim shadies are watching :evil2:

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24 Feb 2009

Quote by Witchy
Patience I have bundles of. And my oh my doesn't that song contain the sexiest bit of whistling ever?
Erm...I'm fickle. I start something with great gusto, and get bored really, really easily. So whatever the opposite of fickleinessness is, I'd like.
Please

:shock: are you me?
I don't think so. I'll check my label lol

Can I have more anti whatzit to please wink

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23 Feb 2009

Cali :kick: :dry:
Nola fantastic idea :giggle: I think that should be a new rule wink

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23 Feb 2009

Quote by Resonance
TANKINKY This is so frustrating!
I have actually got somewhere now... I think I have the incident, the place and the time... However it is linking it back to the person on here which is so elusive as details about the rest are almost non-existent...
The search is no more use than Cliff Richard in a brothel either...
This is doing my blood pressure no good at all you know...
I remember the days when I used to post things in here... If you wanted rid of me you should have just said... I'd have gone and been rude in the Lets Meet Up section instead...

You don't need to link it to any member from here :giggle: If you know that much your ALMOST there.....
You really really really REALLY hate me right now doncha? :laughabove:
I agree I am a cow and Mal is a git :giggle:
Sorry Res, Revenge is so sweet even if it is served on someone else redface

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23 Feb 2009

Having your luggage checked by 2 old ish looking blokes and them finding a dildo while my mam, dad, sister, and 5 family friends stood looking :doh:
redface

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23 Feb 2009

Quote by Lost

And also

added to the options

Those to :giggle:

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23 Feb 2009

Quote by Witchy
I have a SE K750i - and could weep that it will need replacing soon. It has a really bright torch on it that I can't find on any other phone. It's saved my bacon many, many times!

Thats not a torch! its a flash :giggle:

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