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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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Yellow - coldplay
Tony Orlando & Dawn - "Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree
Im Blue Eiffel 65
Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit
Laurent Garnier - The Man With The Red Face
Ultrabeat - Pretty Green Eyes
2 questions answered correctly I think he is struggling with the 3rd one though :twisted:
Quote by Mal
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Have you sent him the one I sent you?
rotflmao
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao I have indeed :twisted:
Res please don't call me all the names under the sun (like I did Mal) redface
Quote by poshkate
Damn.....that's the day we go on holiday sad

sad Never mind Im sure there will be others lol
And :bounce: at being sticky loon
Quote by medic_1
Let your love flow Third Man :giggle:

The Bellamy Brothers:- Great Duo.
Can you book them for the Wigan Munch please ?
Speak to NWC. I am sure she can arrange it.
medic_1
No I'm trying to book them for mine :rascal:
Do they know the way to "British West Hartlepool" confused:
I hope not! Hartlepool is east flipa
I will show them the way lol
Quote by Lucyandmike7
Go on tell me.......stop messing!!!


:giggle:
A hole, in a toilet, with tape round it, whats that for??
:doh:
A glory hole (also spelled gloryhole and glory-hole)is a hole in a wall, or other partition, often between public lavatory stalls or video booths for people to engage in sexual activity or observe the person in the next cubicle while one or both parties masturbate. The partition maintains anonymity. Body parts including fingers, tongue, and penis for anonymous oral, vaginal and/or anal intercourse. Erotic literature and pornographic films have been devoted to the sexual uses of glory holes.
Quote by Resonance
oi which cheeky devil just pinched me bum lol

I have no wish to point the finger in blame at anyone of course.
But it was Anais. Or Tankinky.
I grabbed your boobs afterwards... but at least I'm honest!
rolleyes Get yer facts right mister!! I wouldn't have just pinched her bottom wink
Must of been Anais :giggle:
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Looks like your long thread's lost it's legs Res :giggle:

Its So Lighting Loins
Quote by anais
wonders where sarge has hidden the key to the choccie cupboard

In his Special Place Voddy!! confused confused
Not that place :scared:
Quote by anais
Picks up a duster and looks busy but really watching anais getting sweaty over the jacuzzi
wave
:notes:

Hello Tan wave
Bugga cleaning confused confused Jump in before Mr Bossy sees! wink
Here goes :bounce:
flipa Sarge
Quote by medic_1
Let your love flow Third Man :giggle:

The Bellamy Brothers:- Great Duo.
Can you book them for the Wigan Munch please ?
Speak to NWC. I am sure she can arrange it.
medic_1
No I'm trying to book them for mine :rascal:
Picks up a duster and looks busy but really watching anais getting sweaty over the jacuzzi
wave
:notes:
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Airman nooky spy Jr
(from my real full name) biggrin
I challenge anyone to make something out of fluff_n_stuff lol

Tans Duff Fluff
Tan Duffs Fluff
Quote by The_third_man
Can I not wank a banker instead>>
why? you want him to make a deposit?
Well yeah :giggle:
Quote by travlinmanukok
Can I not wank a banker instead>>

tan you mean a " barclays banker"
think most bankers are " wanked " now due to the credit crunch biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
steve x
Any banker will do even better if they can get me on the barcleycard water slide :bounce:
Quote by Resonance
Cute Welsh Porno T = northwest couple?
Yin Mix the Salad = the lady is a minx??
Gents Winkers = kentswingers??

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have found SH's resident Richard Stilgoe!
You should get your rather lovely bottom on Countdown...I'm sure Jeff and the hopeless mutant Blonde Carol V wannabee would welcome you brightening up the set!
I just have way to much time on my hands lol
Dirk Bred Clef Freckledbird.
Cute Welsh Porno T = northwest couple?
Yin Mix the Salad = the lady is a minx??
Gents Winkers = kentswingers??
Quote by Resonance
A brain and a heart cool

Many men have both, sadly some lack the ability to use one and have too much inherent testosterone driven selfishness to feel with the other.
That's what I mean :lol2:
Quote by Resonance
Im .........Gherkin Luminous Moo.
Love it!!!!!!

Oh one bored afternoon I did this with some SH folks account names and got some absolute belters... see if you can guess who these are: -
Arse - (Easy!) You I think ?
Spindled Splendid?
Seaman Lord
Go Breeding
Dirk Bred Clef Freckledbird?
Slide Eel Inn
The Can Gal
Try Rigidly
Gents Winkers
Beat off moor
Alas Tic
To Evenly Hole The lovely one?
Yank Knit Me :lol2: ?
Yin Mix the Salad
Lucky Maiden
Manlike Oval Trunk travelmanuk?
Elf Row
Cute Welsh Porno T
I've forgotten which ones apply to whom now... so if you can work it out let me know!
I could go visit DG for £30 return :shock: That is just way to cheap lol
I could get to London return ticket, no changes for £100 considering I don't drive or have my own car, I would pay these prices and I don't think they are extortionate