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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Quote by The_third_man
who the f is passenger focus?
PASSENGER FOCUS IS THE INDEPENDENT NATIONAL RAIL CONSUMER WATCHDOG. OUR MISSION IS TO GET THE BEST DEAL FOR PASSENGERS.
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Yes I would allow it. They are all over the age of consent now, and will do it if they are that way inclined regardless of any rules put in place by parents.
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Mmmaybe & MikeNorth both on the list :bounce:
DirtyGhurty enjoy walking about in your bra, We will have a drink or 2 for you
Aww Jane that a shame but enjoy ya holiday
DirtyGhurty enjoy walking about in your bra, We will have a drink or 2 for you
Aww Jane that a shame but enjoy ya holiday
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Quote by northeastcoupleuk
Any questions please get in touch and I will answer as best I can
]what do ya get if ya cross a elephant and a drill
A mahoosive hole?
All on the list :bounce:
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Quote by earthchild
north east munch in june being listed
:bounce: :bounce: Can I come can I can I really? :bounce:
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Has been dipping strawberries in nutella tonight does that count?
If not I do dip my finger in marmite :twisted:
If not I do dip my finger in marmite :twisted:
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This is still going ahead but is being taken over by Earthchild.
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Its called J.
Because that is my sons nickname and you can guarantee that the remote is where ever he is, unless he has hidden it in the dogs bed/behind the couch/under the cushions/in the clutter box/in his PE/swim bag
That thing is called "that thing, you know, the thing, THAT thing"
Because that is my sons nickname and you can guarantee that the remote is where ever he is, unless he has hidden it in the dogs bed/behind the couch/under the cushions/in the clutter box/in his PE/swim bag
That thing is called "that thing, you know, the thing, THAT thing"
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I impress myself every time I get dressed, What's even more impressive is getting my feet on the right shoes every time :giggle:
My going out PJ's are so cool though they have little teddy bears on and are flannelette (this years must have material), I have going out slippers to match, Far better than my house PJ's
My mother must be so proud
On a serious note, I make an effort I dont buy new underwear or anything though, I buy enough knickers to wear new for 5 years though :lol2: and if I feel to comfortable then I don't feel sexy
My going out PJ's are so cool though they have little teddy bears on and are flannelette (this years must have material), I have going out slippers to match, Far better than my house PJ's
My mother must be so proud
On a serious note, I make an effort I dont buy new underwear or anything though, I buy enough knickers to wear new for 5 years though :lol2: and if I feel to comfortable then I don't feel sexy
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Quote by Resonance
I usually dress up as Darth Vader, complete with pink lightsaber, and have the name of our guest henna tattooed along the length of my erect phallus (provided it is no longer than three letters). I then perform a variety of semi-naked exotic dances, each more stranger and provocative than the last before I finish by nervously farting the national anthem.
As for sexy meets, I do something embarrassing on them that I wouldn't want to make public.
(Edited : Reason : Crap spelling)
You can fit 3 whole letters on it :shock: Ive never seen one so big :twisted:
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Tan is 46% gay :smug:
That's good right?
Wonders what percentage is based on the leather trousers, Yes I have a pair :twisted:
That's good right?
Wonders what percentage is based on the leather trousers, Yes I have a pair :twisted:
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Quote by Bonedigger
ooohhh :bounce: yep like that spill the beans on what number i need to put in for it to be that small!!
You have a pm :giggle:
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My name isn't technically Tan :shock: :shock: Well its not on my birth certificate anyway and as for kinky? You would have to ask someone who knew
Oh and my avator, Thats me
Oh and my avator, Thats me
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Quote by Freckledbird
I forgive the people who moved my tins and kept knocking my magnets off the dishwasher on Saturday
But I'm putting a lock on the pantry door next time they visit!
I would lock the kitchen, better safe that sorry :giggle:
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Fairy cakes ... Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy things. A little nutty on occasion. Sometimes you need an ice cream at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being child-like and immature at times.
Not like me at all :uhoh: not one tiny bit...
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Quote by Bonedigger
There's a date under your avatar woman!! :giggle:
I've been here for that long!
<<<<<< It's over there! :giggle:
Although you lot scared me when I first joined so I didn't actually say anything for a couple of months! I'm a gobshite and a chatter! And I waste WAY too much time here on a daily basis! Maybe one day I'll even have sex!
ooohh how long has that been there then?? 
Like forever :smug:
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Tankinky nee x_fanny_x Joined in November 2007
Dekntan joined August 2006
And we had an account before that under a different name which I cant remember how long we used that account
Dekntan joined August 2006
And we had an account before that under a different name which I cant remember how long we used that account
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Quote by Mmmaybe
Cheap to run, easy to drive, uses very little fuel,
Its called clarence :smug:
And a very lovely boy Clarence is too. I still use my bicycle for 95% of trips - am I forgiven for car ownership?
Thanks :giggle: and yes you are I just don't drive but Dek has a c4 which is always messy and mucky (its 3 year old) and usually has kids dogs and a boots full of greasy dirty miners crap (work stuff)
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Cheap to run, easy to drive, uses very little fuel,
Its called clarence :smug:
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Quote by Dirtygirly
:smile2:
EDIT: Goes for cold shower!
Damn ops have way to much time on their hands pah!
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Quote by Dirtygirly
:dry: You didnt reply to the last one :giggle:
That's because it was to tell me forum chat was open and I went in there and spoke to you!!
Quote by fabio
p.s still waiting of the person who has replied to every single piece of mail.....
Always bloody one.......
Rest my case :lol2:
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One actor - Alan Rickman
And no more than three SH members - Freckledbird (to share Alan Rickman) :twisted:, Random_Orbit (In his kilt) and........ Markz 
Debauchery with all :twisted:
And no more than three SH members - Freckledbird (to share Alan Rickman) :twisted:, Random_Orbit (In his kilt)
and........ Markz Debauchery with all :twisted: Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
p.s still waiting of the person who has replied to every single piece of mail.....
Always bloody one.......
She didn't reply :bounce: she didn't reply :bounce: She is fibbing :lol2:
Now we both know that's not true Tan!
Would you like me to post our conversation?! :giggle:
:dry: You didnt reply to the last one :giggle:
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Quote by fabio
p.s still waiting of the person who has replied to every single piece of mail.....
Always bloody one.......
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