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Tan____Kinky
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Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
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Tan____Kinky
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Quote by splendid_
Im over the 1000 mark redface redface redface redface

oh well done that woman passionkiss <------ I think that is worth something for us both wink
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Points System!
Snogging an SH member you've never snogged before = 5 points
innocent :giggle:
Quote by Sarah
Tart!!! :bounce:

You wanna snog to? passionkiss :giggle:
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Quote by Kazsc
Wait til you get the bill for the winter quarter. Prises are onaverage nearly 35% higher than a year ago.
Also a warning. A man from N power knocked at my door, showed me his ID and said that he needed to read the gas and electricity meter. It was while he was taking the readings that I reaalised I was with Eon and not bloody N Power. So, I told him that he used deception to enter my premises and he had no business with my meters. He said "but we can save you a lot of money on your energy bills if you switch.
Needless to say I sent him away with a flea in his ear and got on the phone to N Power. They made the usuaul noises but I bet this is still a tactic to get new customers.
B'stards
Steve

Yup had that one used twice here recently, The first bloke almost managed it to by saying I needed to sign this to say he had read the meter :doh: I clicked on ...and said I would ring my current provider to ask if this was a new system and the man quickly left rolleyes
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Quote by foxylady2209
I'm with Orange - mainly cos it is unlimited (son plays online games) and is cheap. Actually mainly for it being cheap. But I'll be looking for even cheaper once son leaves for uni. I won't need unlimited downloads.
I heard Virgin were rubbish, but that was about 2 years ago - sounds like they have got their act together.
What about joint deals? Broadband, TV and phone? Is there a 'best of the bundles'?

Virgin do -
Here's what you get for £16 a month
* Up to 10Mb fibre optic broadband
* Over 45 digital TV channels
* On Demand TV - access to over 500 films, 1000s of TV shows and music videos, plus BBC iPlayer on your TV. All starting when you say so!
* Unlimited weekend calls to UK landlines

Or
£19 a month when you take a Virgin Phone line for £11 a month.
Broadband Size: M TV Size: L Phone Size: M
Up to 2Mb service
* No download limits1
* PCguard2 - Protect your PC with anti-virus, firewall & pop-up blocker
* A modem to connect you to the internet
* Help when you need it, online and on the phone
* Download a music track3 in under 20 seconds
* Wireless Router (one off cost £40)
Over 1004 digital TV channels including:
* Now available: Sky 1, 2, 3, Sky News, Sky Sports News
* Virgin1, LIVINGtv, Discovery, Eurosport and more
* A massive library of films, TV, music available to watch on demand
* Catchup TV - our pick of last 7 days telly for free. Now includes BBC iPlayer - now on TV only with Virgin Media Virgin Media are currently the only TV service where you can watch BBC iPlayer.
* Virgin Central - with selected series like Spooks & Shameless
Full Channel Listing
Plus the best local and national DAB Digital Radio stations.
Talk Weekends
* Unlimited5 weekend UK landline calls

Triple XL Promotion
£38 a month for the first 6 months
£45 a month after that.
Add to basket
when you take a Virgin Phone line for £11 a month.
Broadband Size: XL TV Size: XL Phone Size: XL
Up to 20Mb service
* No download limits1 * PCguard Total2 - Protect your PC with anti-virus, firewall & pop-up blocker
* A modem to connect you to the internet
* Help when you need it, online and on the phone
* Download a music track 3 in under 2 seconds
* Free Wireless Router
Over 1654 channels including:
* Now available: Sky 1, 2, 3, Sky News, Sky Sports News
* Setanta Sports, MTV, Nickelodeon and more.
* A massive library of films, TV and music available on demand
* TV Choice on demand; watch a whole series back to back
BBC iPlayer - now on TV only with Virgin Media
Virgin Media are currently the only TV service where you can watch BBC iPlayer.
Talk Unlimited
* Unlimited5 anytime UK landline calls

Not sure But I think virgin do have the best bundle deals
I get 10mb broadband. phone line & talk unlimited, and extra large tv package with sky movies added on for £46 a month, including caller display etc bills including mobile calls are never over £50
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Quote by fabio
I am delighted with Virgin.

Ditto.
Me three! :thumbup:
have to make it 4 here................
Five, :thumbup:
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Quote by hisandhers
does anyone know about the best star signs for your your perfect partner I'm a Gemini & His is a Pisces. Is that a match made in heaven or a bull in a china shop lol
We have lasted 18 years!! So..... do the star signs relate to you & your partner?

Capricorn
Best Relationship Matches
Cancer though your opposing sign, is likely to be your most fitting partner. Their goals run congruent with your. They can understand your sacrificial brooding side but their general outlook on life is more supportive, caring, and ultimately, more positive.
Taurus Their loving nature will cheer you up and encourage you. (Earth sign as well!)
Virgo They understand your perfectionism to a tee, and will work harmoniously with you to achieve it, especially in a business partnership. (Earth sign as well!)
Worst Relationship Matches
Aries Too impatient and impetuous for your slow-climb approach to life,
Gemini Too whimsical and has no regard for your ideals.
Leo Too outgoing for you to trust.
Sagittarius Complete opposite you would never see eye to eye on anything.
Aquarius
Best Relationship Matches
Gemini Has a deep love for unpredictable adventure, and can understand the conflict and the heart of your character.
Libra Will love your beauty and sensuality as much as you love theirs. Libra will also understand your desire to be alone.
Worst Relationship Matches
Taurus Need more stability and less intensity
Cancer More homebound and less prone for your adventurous
Virgo They need too much order for your lifestyle
Pisces
Best Relationship Matches
Virgo That ideal mate is your zodiacal opposite, but it is important to find a Virgo who is attenuated to your more soulful presence, and then you have someone who will pay the bills, and clean the house etc.
Cancer You water sign relatives will understand your deep emotional nature, and support you with his or her strength.
Scorpio Same as above, except they may wander off sooner rather than later.
Worst Relationship Matches
Aries Too aggressive and harsh for your soft nature
Gemini Too easily distracted and not sympathetic to your needs
Leo Easily led by them, but easily cast aside
Aries
Best Relationship Matches
Leo/Sagittarius Both the fire sign share a lot in common.
Libra An excellent match of opposites, however the marriage of too different planets, Mars and Venus, can sometimes be volatile.
Worst Relationship Matches
Pisces Too sentimental for you
Gemini Too much bickering
Virgo Too fussy for you
Taurus
Best Relationship Matches
Scorpio Even though it can be intense and stormy, it will endure and bring great satisfaction.
Virgo/Capricorn Very stable and harmonious, though Capricorn is better for plutonic relationships.
Worst Relationship Matches
Aries Strong wills can bounce off each other and create stress, though it can work with more passive Taureans.
Sagittarius Too free spirited.
Gemini Too restless.
Gemini
Best Relationship Matches
Libra This is your best match. They have just enough in common with you and just enough that’s different.
Aquarius Just capricious enough for you.
Leo At first you may be attracted, but this pairing is ultimately unstable.
Worst Relationship Matches
Taurus Too slow for you
Cancer Too stable and domestic
Pisces Too emotionally needy you’d hurt them far too often
Cancer
Best Relationship Matches
Capricorn Before they work though, you need a few failed relationships, because they’re just as shy and just as driven. Once you reach your thirties and settle a bit, you’re home free.
Scorpio Their dominant nature fits well with your caring side.
Pisces They understand your depth of feeling like no other.
Worst Relationship MatchesGemini They are too flighty for you.
Aries They are too bold and self-centered.
Sagittarius Despite an initial attraction, the wandering, popular Sagittarian may be too much for you to handle, and jealousy and rage are right around the corner.
Leo
Best Relationship Matches
Aquarius They are your zodiacal opposite, but they can be your truest companion and there are surprisingly few conflicts that arise from their opposing natures. You prize your humanity, believe in the same ideals, and admire creative pursuits in different and complementary ways.
Aries and Sagittarius Your fire-sign relatives, are also natural companions, but on a more casual level.
Worst Relationship Matches
Gemini They’re mostly mind-oriented, you are all heart.
Capricorn You’ll overpower them, and they’re not likely to forgive your mistakes.
Pisces You’ll hurt them before you even realize it, and they’ll harbor a long resentment.
Virgo
Best Relationship Matches
Pisces Though your natural opposite is also your most ideal partner. Every quality you lack is ample in Pisces, and vice-versa, so no problem in this marriage is unsolvable, and every day is interesting.
Taurus Has a big heart, while he/she waits for your headiness
Capricorn Both of you are perfectionists and can work extremely well together, bringing harmony to your worlds.
Worst Relationship Matches
Aries Too bossy and will not tolerate your pickiness
Libra Completely unable to take your criticism
Aquarius Both wrong and right, but if it’s wrong you both will be at each other’s throats
Libra
Best Relationship Matches
Aries Is your ideal mate despite being your zodiacal opposite. It’s a great evening out of the Venus and Mars’ different qualities: aggression and tenderness, leadership and acquiescence, practicality and creativity.
Gemini They are able to appreciate your understanding of their complex character, and you’re artistically harmonious.
Aquarius You both love people and beauty, although they’re a touch more unpredictable.
Worst Relationship Matches
Virgo Too fussy for you.
Scorpio Too dark for your warm, sunny outlook.
Scorpio
Best Relationship Matches
Cancer Both of you have deep emotional wells underneath that hard surface, and are both water signs.
Virgo You admire each other’s work ethic, and the negative traits of both cancel each other out.
Pisces Although the attraction is immediate, it doesn’t last long the Piscean will become too possessive for you.
Worst Relationship Matches
Aries You must avoid the other Mars sign you’ll constantly fight over control of everything.
Gemini You’ll get jealous of their freedom.
Sagittarius Too flighty and untrustworthy this match is liable to bring out your darkest qualities.
Sagittarius
Best Relationship Matches
Gemini Since both of you are prone to “sample” partners in life the intensity may initially be there but it may not last.
Aries and Leo Both of these fire signs are compatible with you because of their innate understanding of your passions and interests.
Worst Relationship Matches
Taurus Too possessive, and who would want to limit your freedom
Cancer Too rooted in family stability for your tastes
Virgo Too critical of you, and your pride will not stand for that
Scorpio Although physically compatible, there is too much distrust and competition for dominance on both sides
Capricorn Too pessimistic for you
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It depends on my mood redface A lot of time I ignore, Sometimes I ask them to stop in the open room,
If getting bombarded in a room with no host I usually put "I dont read or answer whispers" in the room
Occasionally I will post a witty reply when I am feeling daft (have to be careful though as I has seen this turn into a witch hunt where other members jump in and a full scale ruction starts) evil
The last time I physically played on cam I got tortured ignoring them didnt work so I replied to all of em saying sometime like "To all the whispering Spielberg's.. Thanks would you like me to make a coffee and become a contortionist while I am on..Yes.. It aint gunna happen so stop whispering or the cam goes off". Needless to say the cam went off mad
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Mrs bone is an ubber fab model for a photographer sillyhwoar: In her spare time she looks after the kiddies and men in her life blooming well biggrin
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Quote by Bonedigger
Is that a case of open the bonnet, and it reveals lots of space?
"taxi for Wideboy"

oh crikey. No!!! it is about the shape as you look down at 'it'
My foof is perfect, as is most things about me... (poetic licence and all that)
redface redface redface redface oh heavens...i thought it was a reference to what I once heard Mel B refer to as a 'bit of a VW going on' which was her way of refering to a womens 'camel toe', cos in tight panties (sorry DG :giggle: or trousers that ride up a womans foof, it resembles a VW bonnet badge redface redface redface
oh splendid I am really really sorry....i was having such a blonde moment redface :giggle:
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Ouch my sides hurt :giggle: :giggle:
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Lust - Yes
Love - No
Only with your own children I think love at first sight can happen
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Quote by flower411
Nope I never ever thought Flower411 was a female poster redface (quite a common mistake apparently)

Even in real life people think I`m a bit girly lol
:giggle:
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Quote by splendid_
Artexed ceiling ???
ffs.. how old are you? Does ANYONE have artex nowadays and if they do- Blue ??
rolleyes

I do wave It was blue before I painted it too redface
But it was there before I moved in :doh:
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Can I wish for lust
And I wish for a certain fantasy to come true
And I wish For a few more wishes.
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Nope I never ever thought Flower411 was a female poster redface (quite a common mistake apparently)
I even thought someone had a different colour skin once (god knows how and why loon
My trouble is I dont perve profiles often So I kinda decide who is male or female without actually seeing any evidence of this
bolt
I can confirm I am female though
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Quote by Kez_n_ste
:twisted:

Only 2 sausages ffs!!! :twisted:
Ste
And skinny ones at that!!! :twisted:
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Spray paint things like light fittings, candle sticks and curtain poles instead of buying new ones to match your room or buy the cheapest types if buying new and spray them to match.
If your walls are decent paint instead of papering, Or only paper 1 wall as a feature wall.
Instead of going the full hog of changing carpets and wallpaper buy accessories in the colour you want your room first rugs and ornaments/fake flowers.
Keep away from trends and stick to what you really like, you have to live with it and trends can work out expensive.
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Wall E
:giggle:
Last none kid film was probably Wimbledon (early 2005 ish redface )
Rather watch them free from an online site before they hit the cinema
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Quote by Dirtygirly

For anyone who missed this... it's well worth a watch! :giggle:

:laughabove:
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Long time since I cried so much from a program sad sad
I think how it stands at the minute and how shown in the program is how it should be. It needs a sound mind to make a decision like that and yet that does not help those who are "to far gone" and can not help themselves.
I think I would yes in the same situation
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