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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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WATER PIG
Pig people are friends for life. Their relationships are very deep, devoted, and rich beyond measure. The Pig people are noble and give and receive lots of hugs. They are gallant and extend old-fashioned chivalries towards people they meet. Pig People are quiet, studious, and thorough. On the other hand, they have a quick temper and sometimes have to pay for their rash impulsiveness. However, no one can overcome their inner strength; they have such tremendous fortitude and jump the goal post very time. The Pig will have an abundance of good fortune and an abundance of years. The Pig will know a life filled with serenity and riches.
I fake it not very often but what turns me on one night differs from the next night plus our sexual horniness differs in timing.. I reach that time when I can and will come hours before he gets to the point of sex.
Now I could lie there and think of england while he is having sex with me and not be remotely turned on OR I can make him feel good
rolleyes rolleyes If that makes me a fake then so be it
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Back to the blokes, I would had some fun on the road with Rutger Haur in the Hitcher.

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Now your talking, Watched the 2007 remake last night and Sean Bean didnt seem evil enough sad
It wasnt so much a big discussion or a giant leap for us, from the offset we had an open relationship and we both used telephone chat lines and contact mags. Dek had watched me "fuck" 2 blokes on different occasions so when we got the net, Dek looked for sites we could use this one came up and we both joined :shock:
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Yep you are an emmett in Cornwall but a grockle in Devon!
Another thing..... (even if most fish & chip shops don't do it any more) what do you call the batter bits?? You know those little bits pf cooked batter left over when frying the fish??
Here they are GRIBBLES!!

They are SCRAPS!!!!!!!!!! nothing more nothing less just straps lol
A relationship is about give and take even in sex and swinging
The problems occur when 1 gives and the other takes constantly, Bad feelings can rise and a small issue becomes rather big
Its the same in life I guess what happens when one wants to marry and the other does'nt? or one wants to start a family and the other is dead set against?
A lot of people have age limits say they wont play with anyone older than their parents or younger than their kids
That's their choice I agree, People dont have to be rude though
However
1. be thankful you got a reply
2. the people in question may have been having an off day
3. Sometimes a rude reply is easier for the couple as some dont take no for an answer even when it comes to no thanks..
Im a smoker.
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Welcome to the forum aus kiss
I hadn't given this much thought until a conversation with someone recently where it was mentioned confused
I think that most of the people I socialise with on SH are smokers but I'm a non smoker confused

Not that it really matters but I wonder if smoking makes people more social or something confused
Interesting thread :thumbup:

I think now with the pub ban it has made smokers slightly more sociable, If I am at a social or munch and want a cigarette I will go outside quite often a none smoker will come with me to "chat" without shouting over the music, Or if I go on my own I may find myself talking to someone who maybe I wouldnt have gone over to speak to inside.
I do smoke on cam too..
I like single guys to, lol I've even fucked a few redface They do get a bad rep but the decent ones shine through
Little bit of both :twisted:
I love the social side of the site but I also like the fact if I want a quickie, or a long planned well thought out meet then I can arrange them here to.
I do like the fact I can meet someone at a munch/social/house party before showing any interest in meeting the person, without having to meet them on a 1 2 1 basis. After all people are of course rather different in RL.
We cant all meet every night/day, and if the site was only about meeting up and having sex then it would bore me.
Nor would I want to join another site to talk about RL stuff, I quite like it here lol
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:welcome: to the nutty section of the site...
Pull up a pew and prepare to get addicted :twisted:
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Quote by Dave__Notts
Thank you HH, all the rest here just take the piss when something that may scar me emotionally happens rolleyes .......see they are nasty pasty people lol
Dave_Notts

Awwwwww Dave :therethere:
Tell us who`s been taking the piss and we`ll get `em for ya lol
I wonder innocent
Dave_Notts
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Yes get rid of all the pictureless profiles
Afterall a picture means we are genuine
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Did you use the full bottle??
It takes 1 drop to get through nail varnish dave :twisted:
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I think that Biker said something about attached men being less 'bunny boilerish.' That is certainly one of the reasons that I prefer fucking them.
I also find them more grateful wink
Ummm I also don't fuck coppers. More indiscrete and knobbish 'swingers' I have yet to meet. rolleyes
ummm I won't fuck people who are attached if I know their partner. I am uninterested if they lie to their partner but I won't be.
I won't fuck people who slate their partner to me. I am not interested in their personal life, I just want sex with them and am not a marriage counsellor.
I won't fuck people who slag off or talk about people, by name, that they have been with. I dislike indiscretion and name dropping is crass and just a leedle bit nasty.
I have a lower age limit but when meeting with Worlass that is moved as she is 6 years younger than me and I have to take that into consideration. I don't have an upper age limit but, again, when meeting with worlass I have to take her thoughts into consideration.
I don't know which of those things are attached under the label morals. I would just say preferences. Some are moveable and some are not.

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Stand out from the croud

I would advise to spellcheck your posts :shock:
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lol lol lol lol
Dave_Notts
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Watchit Mr window cleaner innocent
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:welcome:
In chat dont just talk to couples or who is on cam, talk to everyone, even single blokes lol Manners go far and a few words cost nothing as couples do watch how you interact with others wink
In replying to adds make sure you fit what the couple want before mailing them. as normally it will result in no reply or a NO dont change who your are just look for someone who wants someone like you.
Fill in a profile
Get a few tasteful pics
Hang around the cafe (lot o perves hereabouts :rascalsmile
Stand out from the crowd :twisted:
Quote by rimano1964
The sex discrimination thing is an old one, can remember a local nightclub "Lucifers, Lucies or the Palace depending how old you were" which would charge Males an entry fee but all Females got in free.

Isnt that just a marketing ploy though? Get the fems in and all the males will follow in the hope of hitting it of with someone?? more people more drink sold. There is plenty of pubs that dont charge to get in, so if the men wernt happy they wouldnt go in? dunno
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Also was in a bar in Blackpool once several years ago who had a drinks promotion on for the ladies only so it happens but who complains about it to the authorities?.
Anyway we are a couple so not affected mad

The amount of pubs and clubs blackpool has, if people wernt happy they would go elsewhere, again it is just a marketing ploy to get the girls in and hope the men follow. I've been there on a hen night when a hen party are allowed to queue jump many of the clubs and get free entry. They want your business how they go about getting you in is their job discrimination or not.
I know it is different for sex clubs as they all charge single men and couples, If they didnt they couldnt stay open wink