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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Sex God
Just want to wish a lovely man a speedy recovery from a heart attack he had yesterday
They are regulars of the NE room and frequent the forums now and then and are a very lovely couple
So get well soon G and massive hugs For mrs Joy at this difficult time.
Tan xx
They are regulars of the NE room and frequent the forums now and then and are a very lovely couple
So get well soon G and massive hugs For mrs Joy at this difficult time. Tan xx
Sex God
My hair :shock: (on my head)
My legs when they are in stockings and heels
look so much better that when they are naked
I have a love hate relationship with my eyes, sometimes I love them other times I feel they give to much away and other times I feel they are hidden
My legs when they are in stockings and heels
look so much better that when they are nakedI have a love hate relationship with my eyes, sometimes I love them other times I feel they give to much away and other times I feel they are hidden
Sex God
Yup you are only getting 1.5 mb speed (at the time you took the test)
It is worthwhile to try the test a few times at different times of the day
Definately phone BT though and tell them your not happy and give them the test results, It may be a fault on the line
Is anyone else in the house using the same internet connection (wireless etc?)
It is worthwhile to try the test a few times at different times of the day
Definately phone BT though and tell them your not happy and give them the test results, It may be a fault on the line
Is anyone else in the house using the same internet connection (wireless etc?)
Sex God
M8-me try this to see what speed you are getting at different times of the day, The yellow icon is the recommended server to use and you will get a thing like this
Im paying for 10mb (10 000 kb/s)
(check the ms ping also mine is 18 but when my mam had problems hers was 150 ish and slow and getting disconnected all the time)
If your unsure of reading it, Copy the forum link in to the reply box.
Sex God
I just gave my mate 30 odd packets of the beef monster munch :giggle: We only eat the other 2 flavours :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Cubes
Men do make passes at girls who wear glasses! :twisted:
:shock:
Im doing something wrong :doh: I wear glasses all the time :cry:
:giggle:
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Quote by creampie123
The Mr was working away and was coming back late so thought I'd make him somethingteally adventurous
He ended up being later home than expected, so put it in the oven to keep warm. "What should I cover it with to keep warm? I don't want it drying out", I thought. "Cling film or tinfoil? Well the cook where we used to work put cling film over our meals to keep warm in the hotplate, she knows what she's doing". U can guess the rest
The cling film was all shrivvelled and I spent about 5 long minutes peeling and picking off cling film from his tea
Miss Cream xxx
:laughabove: Tells miss cream that a hot plate is nothing like an oven :doh: :giggle:
Sex God
Yes I would as I would expect other family or friends to do the same to me, Doesnt mean I would disown them though
Sex God
My smaller boob's nipple is more sensitive :lol2: Never thought about it before But I get more pain in my bigger boob
Sex God
I always took it to mean "Try anything once"
Cant we all just be Sexual?
Cant we all just be Sexual?
Sex God
Quote by redpantherman
Been messing
:giggle:
That's very clever!!
Why've you got a picture of a condom on yer wall??
They look like french ticklers too me!
One me kids attempts at a xmasy type pic :doh: :giggle:
Sex God
:swingingchair: :swingingchair: :swingingchair:
These little friends look like swingers :giggle:
These little friends look like swingers :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by earthchild
i passed my exam!!!
15 down 1 to go yay!
:bounce: Congratulations :bounce:
Sex God
Cucumber
Banana
Courgette :twisted:
Cob of corn :shock: "Beware do not try this at home"
Candles
Torch
Hairbrush handle
Battery toothbrush
A bottle :shock:
Banana
Courgette :twisted:
Cob of corn :shock: "Beware do not try this at home"
Candles
Torch
Hairbrush handle
Battery toothbrush
A bottle :shock:
Sex God
The other night on the couch :lol2: with fingers and toys, what did it? Aint got a flucking clue now 
probably some thought train of my current turny on thingy
probably some thought train of my current turny on thingy Sex God
Quote by shark
So I can blame this years holiday on Dek having a mid life crisis?
Blooming wonderful :doh:
There is many a lady who would be very happy to have a large throbing Italian between their legs......
I would be very happy too :rascal:
Did I mention I have never been on a bike before let alone spent 3 weeks travelling round lots of foreign places on one :scared: YET
Sex God
So I can blame this years holiday on Dek having a mid life crisis?
Blooming wonderful :doh:
Blooming wonderful :doh:
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Bloody hell fire! :twisted:
Gimme gimme! :lickface:
:giggle: He is free to a good home
