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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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I recall my child hood.
Roaming over large areas, vandalizing trees for conkers, making bows and arrows. Spending hours doing god knows what. Sailing on the river, snow ball fight, coming home frozen.
Did I turn out bad?
That depends who you ask!
Come to think of it, was I a bad kid? Depends who you ask.

Normal lol and if not then im not normal either! come to think of it i dont think i ever was normal wink
Quote by Misskitty_2008
Could you translate that for me please??? x
Could arfer lawer chan 'r rhyddha online chyfieithwyr ar gael cara gwnawn
surprised
Dont speak welsh :lol2:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
:shock: NWC clenches her buttocks very tightly, grimacing at the thought of Tan's hand vanishing up someones nether regions :shock:
lol

My hand has never vanished anywhere :lol2: deks might of though but not in that place :shock: :scared:
Quote by cu3b4ll
Lube up and take your time, I find teasing gently with small vibe, finger or tongue usually helps before hand to relax the muscles slightly
If your worried about the cleanliness side invest in an anal douche

Hand!?? :shock:
That's not gonna be easy first time round!
:giggle:
bolt
:scared: wouldnt be easy anytime :shock:
I dont usually walk round looking at peoples feet lol rather look at their bum instead :rascal:
I wear a pair of slip on kickers most days dunno if that means owt, i wear em because they are comfortable
Lube up and take your time, I find teasing gently with small vibe, finger or tongue usually helps before hand to relax the muscles slightly
If your worried about the cleanliness side invest in an anal douche
Quote by Silk and Big G
Nope its no good, I am assuming the new photo galleries are now flash based or summat, but they wont load on my all singin all dancin PC past the thumbnails. We have flash galleries on our own website,in fact its all flash based, and we manage to load all the pics on there in a split second, but here all we get is pretty Loading Flowers.

soz question got swamped
I have really crap pc and it I was amazed when it worked ok - it did take a few minutes to load, then I could move quite quickly to the next photo.
Do you have vista? Wonder if its anything to do with that? dunno
I wasn't any help was I confused
:-) ah but at least you tried lol xx
Yes I do run Vista, and the latest versions of everything. I agree the cookies usually take a while when you first encounter a flash site, but my connection is blistering fast and they just keep on loading for ages with no results. We would be really grateful if someone techy could give a clue what might be at fault as we are trying to update all our galleries wiv new perv pics and cant get the pic pages to load
xxx
I have vista and they load straight away here
Quote by creampie123
Kick it!!! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

:giggle:
I'll have to change me shoes tho, I've got open toe slippers on lol
Miss cream xxx
Doesnt that defy the point of slippers? in the fact slippers are to keep your feet and toes warm? dunno
:giggle: bolt
Quote by Sarah
I am now a retird munch tart!! lol lol

Anyone else read retard or was it just me? :laughabove:
Quote by Bonedigger
Slamming it in a drawer would work I imagine innocent

Thinking of your mother is less painfull :giggle:
Quote by cu3b4ll
Erect nipples .... now that can be a tad embarrassing!

Tan wonders if thats why the postman asked her out for a drink :doh: I declined redface
But don't forget the postman always knocks twice ;-)
So next time... grab him! :twisted:
He isnt th regular one so he may not knock twice not my cuppa tea though wink
Quote by Calista
Erect nipples .... now that can be a tad embarrassing!

Tan wonders if thats why the postman asked her out for a drink :doh: I declined redface
Quote by Classysxycpl
Have you ever gone to a meet and thought..."no one here has a clue what they are doing!"?

Yes, redface The first few meets were like that :cry:
Have you ever..... liked someone you met through a meet or a fb/fwb more than you should have?
Quote by noladreams30
Have you ever acted out a fantasy?

Tried to it dint quite go as planned :doh:
Have you ever said "i love you" after sex and not meant it?
:giggle: @
Billy connolly
Jim davidson
Peter kay
John cleese
Max n paddy
Richard pryor
confused @
Lee evans - he bores me
Russel brand - cant understand what he says half the time
Johny vegas :doh:
Johnathon woss :dry:
And a big nono is steve coogan sorry i just really dont get it? i dont find any of it remotely funny mad mad
More than a year ago
You came into my life
And tore it apart
I picked myself up, survived
But i will never forget.
Yes :shock:
Have you ever thought about anyone else whilse having sex with your partner?
Quote by mazandden
well, as a physio, i know just the trick for a sore back....
it involves warm substances and some straddling exercises....
wink :twisted:

Where do i sign up :notes: hump