Quote by Peanut
Decide to shag and land on the gear knob by accident :scared:
Not so much a double penetration, more like a double declutching!
I slipped
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Not so much a double penetration, more like a double declutching!
I slipped
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Not so much a double penetration, more like a double declutching!
I slipped
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Quote by Peanut
I can read a map so not totally useless as a passenger
There are other things you can do as a passenger! :twisted:
Hold the satnav in a better position so it doesn't mucky the windscreen?
Unwrap opal fruits and stuff em into the drivers mouth, I do that all the time even the ones he doesnt like :laughabove:
Twiddle with the radio tuner until you break it and then put a cd on :twisted:
Fiddle with yourself carefully so as not to distract the drivers attention
Pull a dildo or 2 out of a magic bag and start fiddling with yourself some more until the driver stops at a layby :shock:
Decide to shag and land on the gear knob by accident :scared:
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Quote by Peanut
Manuals have gear knobs to sit on :smug:
automatics dont
Mine does my dear. A nicely sized leather one
And for my preference, I rather like my 5-speed auto.
Shall i see if it fits?
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Manuals have gear knobs to sit on :smug:
automatics dont
I want to see you take a car for a test drive! :twisted:
:shock: so do I.
How the hell do you press the pedals if your sat on the gear lever?
<< cant drive so i sit there looking pretty :twisted:
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My name is Fred Swingstone Im 6"23 tall, rather good looking by all accounts - some say i have a look of Sean Connery but dont let that put you off , and i live in little england.
Available to meet when the wife goes to bingo week nights between 7 and 9..... I know it isnt long but its long enough, i never did have alot of stamina oh and im no italian stallion just the normal average 2cm tackle
And i bet you all thought i was a women didnt ya
, and i live in little england. Available to meet when the wife goes to bingo week nights between 7 and 9..... I know it isnt long but its long enough, i never did have alot of stamina oh and im no italian stallion just the normal average 2cm tackle
And i bet you all thought i was a women didnt ya
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I've opened the same mail in my mailbox 4 times now :shock:
So have I, it is the only one I got and i do like to read it, and pretend it is what the mark as unread tick on emails is for :bounce:
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No it would be addictive if - they had comments for pictures like facebook. Id spend all day with my sarky northern humour commenting :giggle:
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what happens if you pppick up a penguin...
ya fecking die that what :doh:
ya fecking die that what :doh:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
basically i want something i can sit on my knee when im in bed or on the couch
Then you should consider this
Shouldnt i be sitting on your knee in that case :rascal:
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Thanks for the replies, basically i want something i can sit on my knee when im in bed or on the couch and not have to balance it or get dead legs
Will pop along to curries to see how easy the screens are on the eyes on the 9" ones
Will pop along to curries to see how easy the screens are on the eyes on the 9" ones
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Save the image to your pc first then paste into paint the save and upload to photobucket
the save and upload to photobucket Sex God
Quote by llittle_miss1967My comp wont let me colour it in :sad: I wanna colour it in like Tankinky..................i'll sing :karaoke: then while i'm waitin
Copy and paste into paint colour in then upload to photobucket and my son coloured it in not me
he knows how to work paint for a start (which helps) Sex God
So im calling on the clever peeps of sh to point me in the right direction.. I dont want something big or bulky, dek has a 19" screen acer and i cant use it comfortably
It doesnt need large memory or any fancy graphics really as i will only be using it to use msn, email and the internet and the pc has everything i need
The son has a portable dvd which is 8.5 inch and that size is fine so anything really under 15 inch and light
Oh and i dont want an internal cam
as long as its wireless enabled Pricewise? doesnt need to be expensive really
So anyone got any bargains up their sleeve??
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Yes alot of difference i hate the feel of them but they are essential and i like feeling the squirt which you cant feel if wearing one
which you cant feel if wearing one Sex God
Very different for me, as i hate the feel of them but they are essential
and i like to feel that little squirt
and i like to feel that little squirt
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Quote by Stormwalker
You really need to hear from people that don't know you, but I don't think there's anything wrong with that profile at all :thumbup:
I'd do ya
Well I would if you were the right sex like :giggle:
Well thank you fire
but it does seem that I'm everyones friend and nothing else.Dont get me wrong I'm not feeling lonely and needing a relationship, but a damn good shag once in a while would not go amiss.
Tell me about it
Have you met flizzard?
i recon she is right up your street :lol2: Sex God
I only ended up here to please someone but that sort of backfired :giggle:
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Quote by TanKinky
try not looking for any animal
woo hoo :bounce:
I can see it :bounce:
:bounce:
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Quote by poshkate
i still cant see the fecking tiger
Try not looking for "a" tiger
nope still can't see it.....and I can't blame it on being blonde anymore either
try not looking for any animal
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Quote by fem_4_taboo
i still cant see the fecking tiger
Try not looking for "a" tiger
