Quote by redpantherman
Redpantherman :twisted:
Oooooohhhhhh you are awful! :swingingchair:
Wanna deny it?
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Oooooohhhhhh you are awful! :swingingchair:
Wanna deny it?
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Oooooohhhhhh you are awful! :swingingchair:
Wanna deny it?
Sex God
Be Mr evil, He couldnt run his own place for anywhere near that :twisted: Hes on a decent wage and its for his own good really,
I was paying £30 10 years ago not including food while bringing home £80 a week
I was paying £30 10 years ago not including food while bringing home £80 a week
Sex God
Quote by woohoo
I had to kill a duck last time dek went fishing :doh:
Ok tan I'll bite
Why!!!!!!
Because the little silly hungry duck decided if would be fun to eat the bait and hook and lead weights and float :doh: hence chasing a duck round round a lake still attached to the rod
if the hook didnt mess its insides up the lead would of killed it :shock: He played "hook a duck" of course he couldnt kill it, i had to then phone the owner to explain
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
I can see the hidden Tiger!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
It only took me 14 hours to find it!!
:giggle:
Can anyone remember those optical illusions books that were popular in the early 90s? i got one for christmas one year
Sex God
Its vital to mix the margerine and sugar before mixing in any other ingredients with a cake or it wont rise proper or have the light fluffyness you want in a nice cake :jagsatwork:
but what you could do is cover the scales bowl with cling film or measure things into bowls first :idea: or guess like i do :lol2:
Sorry slight geek alert there
but what you could do is cover the scales bowl with cling film or measure things into bowls first :idea: or guess like i do :lol2:
Sorry slight geek alert there
Sex God
An extra bit of hanging skin that is as nice when played with/licked as the clit 
hwoar:
hwoar: Sex God
Quote by Cherrytree
Congratulations to the person who decided to put Garlic into the Bread ... Garlic Bread, it`s the future
Yeah, but cheese..cake? CHEESE cake???
Dirty b*stards!
:giggle:
Yes dirty b@%$tards :vomitemote:
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Quote by st3v3
What do you see?
I see the woman and some freaky looking face, almost demonic :twisted:
:thumbup: I see the devil :twisted:
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Quote by Suede-head
There's a man who looks like Shakespeare too ... i been to get my glasses now
:thumbup:
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Quote by Cherrytree
Whoever thought, oooh Ski extra fruity - I'll stick a bit of that on me minge - oooh the relief!
It was strange food sex they were having while the lady/man had thrush and it caused relief? Tis the only theory i can come up with sorry
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Quote by Suede-head
What do you see?
A hidden tiger ?
If you see a hidden tiger in this pic...
You need specsavers :lol2:
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Quote by mazandden
i can see a lion in the trees..... does that count>??
No
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Quote by mazandden
How about something easier, who can spot the hidden tiger;
Woohoo found it :bounce:
too clever tan, i still can't see it, go n give us a clue.....
Are you looking for a hidden tiger or the hidden tiger?
Tis a clue honest
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Quote by st3v3
How about something easier, who can spot the hidden tiger;
Woohoo found it :bounce:
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Quote by itsnbits35
The item i can’t do without is a vibrator but.........not for my use i will tell you something funny and for all the horse owners out there that might want to try this lol
My horse needs to have her coat clipped though out the year and horses being big scary cats they sometimes hate the clippers, so i put a vibrator switch on in her feed bucket to get her use to the feel of the vibration as it is similar to the feel of the vibration of the clippers, and also the sound of it banging about the bucket gets her used to the noise. At first she freaked and wouldn't come near the bucket but she soon got use to it and started moving it around her bucket. Now i don't have a problem clipping her when the time comes to do this job i use the vibrator trick again lol.
I know this sounds mad but it works and makes it easier, imagine the faces of the other girls on the farm when they see me waving my vibrator around lol: D
well if it works :thumbup: Sex God
Quote by splendid_
I have been accused of inventing worlass....
You mean she really does exist?? :shock: :doh:
:giggle:
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Quote by splendid_
oh gosh no Tan.. the only people participating in the one that I was organising were Me, worlass and Puff.
:cry: :cry:
Sex God
I chose marital not just for the single men/women who turn out not so single but for all the single men who pretend to be a couple in order to get meets (never heard of a women doing this yet but you never know).
Sex God
Congratulations to you both 
Hen night :bounce: I vote for Splendid as chief organiser :jagsatwork: :twisted:
Hen night :bounce: I vote for Splendid as chief organiser :jagsatwork: :twisted:
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Quote by HarryJones
aye best put me n tan down too this her first munch want her to get the whole experience lol
Hurrah - I'll do me best to get there on time so she can get the full Harry Jones doing the afternoon drinks thing of saying to people who's taht Ive met them before so he looks like he has half a memory cell come the evening social
Regards
Harry Jones
well just remember you have met tan lol
Have I - when
: ....Only kidding Tan and Earthy, couldn't forget the both of you.
Regards
Harry Jones
:bounce: Guess im coming too
