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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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Quote by cockslut
on a serious note though having seen how far we've come in last 40 years what do you think we'll be having in another 40 years time?

Even more controlled than we are now? More cctv cameras watching your every movement and more computerised than ever before :shock:
Quote by Steve

You could always tell everyone that you've decided to go abroad for xmas... then when they think you've gone... stay at home and have the nice quiet xmas that you really want. :twisted:

The kids would grass us up thats a cert :lol2:
:lol2:
Quote by Bonedigger

I can do whiskey! it doesnt come in sperm variety though,
I can taste guiness in sperm confused confused now that is gross

Better than tasting sperm in guinness.
bloody hell chezza....what kinda pubs do you frequent!!! :shock:
You know the sort Mrs b, Watered down lager, dodgy vodka with even dodgier mixers and spunked guinness but the drinks are quite cheap lol lol lol lol lol
Quote by Cherrytree

well if someone is thinking of swallowing, then the least you can do is make it more bearable!!!!!

Does that come in a vodka flavour as well lol
or jaffa cake flavour :twisted:
Chocolate flavour mmmmmm well worth swallowing :twisted:
Yous are so gross!
Whiskey! and no lumps!
I can do whiskey! it doesnt come in sperm variety though,
I can taste guiness in sperm confused confused now that is gross
Quote by Cherrytree
Why was my reply to this thread edited when the person I was refering to is a well known American porn star whose e-mail address no one probably knows anyway. Or is he on this board confused:

Well possibly because he's not as well known as you think, and it was assumed the person you mentioned was someone's user name?
Maybe it is used as a user name as well?
Quote by Bonedigger

well if someone is thinking of swallowing, then the least you can do is make it more bearable!!!!!

Does that come in a vodka flavour as well lol
or jaffa cake flavour :twisted:
Chocolate flavour mmmmmm well worth swallowing :twisted:
Quote by woohoo
Can i snog erm Woohoo and umm Missy passionkiss
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OO Tan!!!.
You cumming up wie C and M then :giggle:
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I wish little Woo i wish...
I got sick of the mad rush of xmas day when it became about everyone else and the kid missed out on having a nice day at home with all his new toys, It had got to the point of going to my parents for dinner (an hour away) then another hours drive to his parents for tea then an hours drive home confused confused which really wasnt much fun. So i sacked it (upsetting both sets of parents) I spend xmas day with dek and the son at home and invite or get invited to the parents/in laws for boxing day.
Im sure the in laws will understand the situation though and even if you do get 2 invites, I personally wouldnt worry about upsetting them, its yours, your wifes and your childrens christmas.
If it means fall outs how about inviting both sets to yours for tea, slightly less trouble for yourselfs than a dinner but saves any bad feeling?
Not a easy thing though confused
Quote by Peanut
If giving your utter most best means giving 100% at all times how do we improve on things? lol

See, now there's the best bit. If you give 100% you don't have to improve and it saves all the stress and the guilt of feeling you haven't improved ;)
But if things stopped improving because every one had given 100% would anything actually improve?

What makes you think that everything has to improve?
(Ignore me I am in a bollox talking mood)

My speciality m'dear :P
Not everything but some things as we wouldnt evolve without improvement? :twisted:
Quote by Peanut
If giving your utter most best means giving 100% at all times how do we improve on things? lol

See, now there's the best bit. If you give 100% you don't have to improve and it saves all the stress and the guilt of feeling you haven't improved ;)
But if things stopped improving because every one had given 100% would anything actually improve?

(Ignore me I am in a bollox talking mood)
If giving your utter most best means giving 100% at all times how do we improve on things? lol
Quote by Stormwalker
Is there such a thing as a slimmish, smallish one?
I've looked online, but even the short ones seem to have plenty of girth, which make my eyes water. :scared:

Some sort of little pocket pleaser? used mainly for clitoral stimulation and they tend to be short and slim ish with variable vibration?
Bit like a finger then...eco friendly and biodegradable
Depends how big your fingers are wink
Quote by Cherrytree
Is there such a thing as a slimmish, smallish one?
I've looked online, but even the short ones seem to have plenty of girth, which make my eyes water. :scared:

Some sort of little pocket pleaser? used mainly for clitoral stimulation and they tend to be short and slim ish with variable vibration?
Quote by Cherrytree
I do my best IF it's something I enjoy doing, otherwise I do as much as I feel like doing at the time.

Think that sums it up for me to, I do my best at things i want to do and enjoy but anyone wanting 100% simply cant have it, but what ever i do give you can share nicely wink
Quote by Peanut
I dont care what i am or where I come from. Im just ME . Tis just a mere label surely?

You're Deel-ish you scrumptious little thing you :P redface
I dont care what i am or where I come from. Im just ME. Tis just a mere label surely?
Oh and shops are playing xmas songs too :karaoke:
Quote by earthchild
I've got me cozzie! The last bit of it came today yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

:bounce:
god i havent even started thinking of one yet
Best get ya finger out then mrs! :lol2:
Quote by Cherrytree
I've got me cozzie! The last bit of it came today yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

:bounce:
Quote by blonde
Have you clicked the thingy to check that you cam is allowed in the settings in the little cam box thingy of the chatroom?
Have you used it on msn or other places before trying it on chat? and does it work there?

I totally understand what you mean!!! :smug:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. woooooooooohooooooooo deserves a "slap" lol

Glad someone does lol lol lol
Could always whip the cam out in the lighting isles of many diy shops, plenty of light there and if your lucky they may supply a bed or desk in the area too :lol2:
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Im to old to... eat jelly tots but i do and i love them :lol2:
To young to be here by some opinions but flipa
Have you clicked the thingy to check that you cam is allowed in the settings in the little cam box thingy of the chatroom?
Have you used it on msn or other places before trying it on chat? and does it work there?
Quote by Steve
Bayern Munich and Argentinian defender rolleyes

Oh......Right..... rolleyes
Any prizes for guessing who is bottom of the sh fantasy football league??
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