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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Sex God
Quote by Honeypotcouple
Don't tell me my mums on here as well :shock: :shock:
Im off
Yes and i got the pictures :twisted: muhahaha
not really
Sex God
Lay all your knobs on me :karaoke:
Bleeding knob
Where is the knob
As long as you knob me
Somebody to knob
Knob bites
My knob is your knob
:twisted: :twisted:
Bleeding knob
Where is the knob
As long as you knob me
Somebody to knob
Knob bites
My knob is your knob
:twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Ello issey 
& Ello honeypot
Dont be shy your mother wasnt :giggle:
Nola shoulda gone to specsavers
& Ello honeypot Dont be shy your mother wasnt :giggle:
Nola shoulda gone to specsavers
Sex God
What happens when its 269-269? :giggle:
Do they naked mud wrestle? or See who can drink the most in a short space of time? or do they have a omelette eating competition?
Do they naked mud wrestle? or See who can drink the most in a short space of time? or do they have a omelette eating competition?
Sex God
Quote by Warmer
Think that might have been me Tan..I do like a bit of cakeyness
Oi give it back to nola! Have to wait for your turn young lady :jagsatwork:Ill try and mop up some crumbs (norty warmer!)
Report to my house for your punishment naughty warmer :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by earthchild
dont forget to sort the thing that needs sorting
It's all sorted
and laminated
yay! can stop paniking now lol
ooh wipe clean lol
Ooh this sounds perverse
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Quote by Cherrytree
Ok just answer this one, if my other question was toooo hard :giggle: - who's the goody, and who's the baddie?
Yey an easy question but i dont know the answer
Ok another question. Who is the best actor out of them both??
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Quote by Warmer
Think that might have been me Tan..I do like a bit of cakeyness
Oi give it back to nola! Have to wait for your turn young lady :jagsatwork:
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Happy birthday and if you need help with the cake, just let me know
Hope you have had a great day
xxx
Oh bugger they have nicked her cake!!!!! thats not very nice of them :cry:
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Oooo, i like it in here. Tan on top of me and Cherry on top of her :rascal:
Quote by meat2pleasu
Now, if i can just work out how to be 5 or 6 years younger........
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Quote by Sarah
I dont do polictics so i voted for the best looking one
Which one is that then??
Might have chips for tea :giggle: . Sex God
I cheated didnt test the theory the glass in my spectacles lets me know the left eye is alot weaker that the other
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My post is never before 3pm unless its a saturday when it comes before 8am 
dont get that theory - bit mad innit 
But i am lucky enough to live 5 minutes walk from the depot and is close to one of my sons schools
My mother has to drive 22 mile if she misses a parcel
dont get that theory - bit mad innit But i am lucky enough to live 5 minutes walk from the depot and is close to one of my sons schools
My mother has to drive 22 mile if she misses a parcel
Sex God
If women ruled the world.....
Men would do exactly what they are told WHEN they are told to, not hours/days/weeks/months/years later and understand the meaning of now!
Stamina would come free on the nhs
Lessons on "how to please a women/man" would be compulsary for all males over 18 :twisted:
Men would do exactly what they are told WHEN they are told to, not hours/days/weeks/months/years later
and understand the meaning of now!Stamina would come free on the nhs
Lessons on "how to please a women/man" would be compulsary for all males over 18 :twisted:
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Quote by creampie123
Awwww ty all. I'll have a chat with the mr when he's back and see what he thinks aswell.
What age range of ppl go there? I do mix well with all sorts of people of all ages (well I like to think I do
They do bingo in social clubs? :bounce:
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Miss Cream xxx
All ages go, i found that families go, parents, their childen and possibly even their children. Some of the younger go to have a cheap drink before going on to nightclubs etc.
And every one i have been to have done bingo.
