I would love to.
did this one on monday and said "not very deep is it?" :twisted: got some funny looks :doh:
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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We had lots of snow in the highlands, just back today and a damn site warmer to but oh the scenery 
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On my own in a big rv thingy round australia (well maybe i would have a dog for company). Could go where i liked, when i liked and do what i like! without having to answer to anybody
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I was 12/13 and at a friend of the families barbie in kent me and the hosts daughter made a bar in the garage to dish the drink out to people whilst hitting the home made wine 
Felt fine all night then it hit me all at once and i was put to bed next thing i was being dragged of the top bunk my sister had been asleep on the bottom bunk and i had been sick all over her, Got dragged into the bathroom and my head dunked in very cold water many times before been taken outside and soaked with the hosepipe. Next morning i wasnt the most favourite person and received more punishment before having to clean all of the mess up 
I was 21 before i got drunk again
Felt fine all night then it hit me all at once and i was put to bed next thing i was being dragged of the top bunk my sister had been asleep on the bottom bunk and i had been sick all over her, Got dragged into the bathroom and my head dunked in very cold water many times before been taken outside and soaked with the hosepipe. Next morning i wasnt the most favourite person and received more punishment before having to clean all of the mess up I was 21 before i got drunk again Sex God
Left handed at writing and a few other things like straightening my hair, shaving, applying make up, brushing my teeth, using keys, smoking, but also a bit ambidextrous
I was the only lefty in the family my mother forced me to eat right handed from an early age as she didnt was me to be different - that stuck, I wank with both hands and i text with my right hand i also open bottles and things holding them in my left hand and using my right to open them. My teacher at primary forced me to write right handed at school and then punished me for untidy writing same with scissors i could'nt use right handed scissors neatly with either hand
some people are indeed wierd about left handed people.
I was the only lefty in the family my mother forced me to eat right handed from an early age as she didnt was me to be different - that stuck, I wank with both hands and i text with my right hand i also open bottles and things holding them in my left hand and using my right to open them. My teacher at primary forced me to write right handed at school and then punished me for untidy writing same with scissors i could'nt use right handed scissors neatly with either hand
some people are indeed wierd about left handed people. Sex God
I would say to a bunch of ladies, Your all fab! 
To someone else, Missed your posts :cry: but im glad they have started again!
To someone else, Missed your posts :cry: but im glad they have started again!
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Im slowly falling down now at 9th. Peaked at 4th/5th :twisted: but still not a bad place to be
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My mobile which i am feeling very lost without at the minute (actually just the simcard is worthy can be any phone)
My GHD's How did i manage without them
My pc must be the most used though and the interwebby Online banking, emails, recipes, directions, holidays, bargains, ebay, online shopping, research, learning, news, movies ........ the list is endless
360* Swivel kettle handy and safer for left and right handed users in the same house
Multi disk cd player/hifi Stick in as many disks as you can and put on shuffle saves changing cd's/mp3's constantly
Dishwasher clever at hiding those horrid dishes and means i only have to put it on every 3 days :bounce:
My GHD's How did i manage without them
My pc must be the most used though and the interwebby Online banking, emails, recipes, directions, holidays, bargains, ebay, online shopping, research, learning, news, movies ........ the list is endless
360* Swivel kettle handy and safer for left and right handed users in the same house
Multi disk cd player/hifi Stick in as many disks as you can and put on shuffle saves changing cd's/mp3's constantly
Dishwasher clever at hiding those horrid dishes and means i only have to put it on every 3 days :bounce:
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Used to work in one and loved it but missed out on all the socials :cry:. Give it a go you might like it if not you can say you tried but dont decide after going once, :twisted: They usually have decent entertainment on to.
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If its adult clothing like flower says they get round it by "adult fancy dress" or maybe hen/stag party gear?
and good luck with whatever you do Sex God
Since some of us were struggling (me mainly) ive made an easy quiz (i hope)
Come play!
Come play!
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Quote by jaymar
Education is the key, but even I think 5 yrs old is a bit young and a bit extreme, they're only just learning how to fasten their shoe laces bless them :shock:
part of me says its a good idea the education can only help but i too think 5 is a tad young!
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Just heard on the news they are introducing/or thinking of introducing sex ed to 5 year old + over in a bid to prevent teenage pregnancies
Mixed feelings on this
Mixed feelings on this
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Quote by noladreams30at the thought of a lamp fetish - Tan you crack me up!
Tis true there is a lighting shop near me i drool everytime i walk past it
want that one and that one, ooh and that one over there Just worked out if all the bulbs in my front room went bang together i would have to replace 17 bulbs of 6 different types :doh:
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Quote by noladreams30
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
We went swimming
I managed 4 widths
I never had a panic attack
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
BTW I'm terribly aquaphobic and haven't been in water for a year, and prior to that it must have been a couple of years!
I thoroughly enjoyed myself.
Bloomin' well done that Cali! :thumbup:
Ditto that
well done cali Sex God
Candles to
I have 9 lamps/lights in my front room including the main light which never gets used, the lights on the lecki fire, 2 lava lamps, 2 with dimmer things, one with a red bulb in, 1 glass bubble lamp thingy and another for reading
Can do any mood ya like actually i think i have a lamp fetish i have about 25 dotted around the house :idea:
I have 9 lamps/lights in my front room including the main light which never gets used, the lights on the lecki fire, 2 lava lamps, 2 with dimmer things, one with a red bulb in, 1 glass bubble lamp thingy and another for reading
Can do any mood ya like
actually i think i have a lamp fetish i have about 25 dotted around the house :idea: Sex God
Depends where we do it In bed lights are usually of
Downstairs usually have lamps on lo and lava lamps on
Love having sex infront of a coal fire with no lights on though :twisted:
In bed lights are usually of Downstairs usually have lamps on lo and lava lamps on
Love having sex infront of a coal fire with no lights on though :twisted:
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I had my son when i was 15 and i wouldnt change him but i do wish id had someone older and more responsible i could confide in about protection and such things. So i do think there is some responsibility in this parent Kids will always smoke/drink/have sex before they are old enough thats life
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Has a radley handbag fetish and wants to get more girly 
Ps can you get anymore girly than a handbag fetish?
Ps can you get anymore girly than a handbag fetish?
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Only 1 thing i can remotely say was a date still involved shagging
Tan doesnt date...
Tan doesnt date...
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Shag 'n' go
Oh romance
Shag 'n' go and give me a kiss on your way out
not being very helpful am i?
Oh romance
Shag 'n' go and give me a kiss on your way out
not being very helpful am i?
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Is guna be making onion soup
Pies nearly all gone dek's ate most of em already
Pies nearly all gone dek's ate most of em already
