Has seen a few mornings breaking over (several) bottles of wine at my house :giggle:
:cheers:
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Quote by earthchild
my new boss who starts 2 weeks before my exam has actually taught the subject and has offered to help me
:happy: :happy:
and she likes radley bags n cats lol
Very important qualities in a new boss them :giggle:
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Quote by earthchild
my new boss who starts 2 weeks before my exam has actually taught the subject and has offered to help me
:happy: :happy:
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Dek does it all the time, i get called his ex wifes name quite often not that they anything remotely similar 
he also calls my son his sons names often they both start with the same letter 
Never done it myself
he also calls my son his sons names often they both start with the same letter Never done it myself
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Quote by fem_4_taboo
tan as tulula in buggsy mallone.
:giggle: actually not far off
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Quote by noladreams30aww thanks chuck
Awwww, a bit of loveliness never hurt anyone!
I thank you :rose:
And here is my general addition to the love-bombing:
To Tan, you rock
Quote by noladreams30
To Kent, if I knew where you lived I'd be having a whip round for a different newspaper subscriptionAlas I don't, so I can't!
:inlove:
Ps. He lives in kent :giggle:
Oh since im here,
Earthchild is a bloody fantastic friend :inlove:
Mrs Bone, for having the damn nerve to get the piccies done and being so sexy with it! so brave
Nola, for being so lovable and nice :angel:
Cherrytree, for being herself
Fb is frank and clever :notes: and a little bit fluffy
lots more but my brain aint working yet
but doing the dance moves too 
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Cherry as Bette midler in beaches :karaoke: 
why
R/O as Mork from Mork n mindy :giggle:
I quite fancy Fb as Nanny Mcphee :twisted:
whyR/O as Mork from Mork n mindy :giggle:
I quite fancy Fb as Nanny Mcphee :twisted:
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I have never dated or done the 1st/2nd/3rd... base thingy
Never had any tattoo's
Never lived in a flat/bungalow/lighthouse/boat/time machine/ other planet/mansion
Never had a holiday in a touring caravan
Never owned a leather jacket
Never been married
Never had any tattoo's
Never lived in a flat/bungalow/lighthouse/boat/time machine/ other planet/mansion
Never had a holiday in a touring caravan
Never owned a leather jacket
Never been married
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Quote by noladreams30
Fresh made cornybeef pie and some xmas cake batter :shock: not together though
Are you getting cake-pissed Tan?!Moi? ummmmm :shock: damn secrets out :doh:
Of course the glass of sherry and brandy washed them down lovely
:cheers:
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Fresh made cornybeef pie and some xmas cake batter :shock: not together though
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Quote by earthchild
my conscience telling me to get on with studying and forget everything else for a month
Your conscience is right :notes:
:giggle:
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Them white thingies like in "An officer & a gentleman" 
:P
Any good fitting suit on a man tbh
hwoar:
And tight fitting jeans :twisted:
:P Any good fitting suit on a man tbh
hwoar: And tight fitting jeans :twisted:
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Quote by noladreams30
A talking book.
Northern Lights
Truly one of the best books I have ever read. Hope you enjoy Keeno. :thumbup:
Just started to read this last night
And if its the same one dek saw the film on the plane a couple months ago and said its good too
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Who said "see that cow/goat/chicken/sheep.. over there :arrow: I'm going to pull its tits and drink the contents And how his/her mind was working at the time to think such an idea
:shock:
And how his/her mind was working at the time to think such an idea :shock:
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Quote by Mal
Sarah its saturday morning and not yet 8 o'clock most normal people are still fast asleep
It's the bloody cats that get us up early, then sleep through the race!!!! :shock:
Mal
My dog still sound asleep at the bottom of the bed, even put its food out and still it sleeps.. Postman be round soon though :twisted:
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Sarah its saturday morning and not yet 8 o'clock most normal people are still fast asleep or they should be
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Watching the whatty? oh racing thingy on the box :shock: I'll stick to watching the oven i think :lol2: Enjoying the peace of no tv or music while the kid + friend are still sound asleep
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Its most definately massage oil
la la la la Tan isnt baking xmas cakes
la la la la Tan isnt baking xmas cakes
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Would i be right in thinking thats its because gel moulds to you? where foam sorta stays foamy? Sure i heard that somewhere but dont know where or indeed if its true?
