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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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Quote by Whipsnspurs
tan, does she get to pop the balloon?

It depends what she wishes for :rascal:
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Sorry to hijack but didnt wanna start a new one when this was still in the first 5 pages lol
Deks wanting to get a seat built for his ducati?? and has an option for gel or foam. Has anyone tried both and whats the difference?? Its £40 extra for the gel with the seat he has decided on so if its better is it worth the £40??
Thanks in advance kiss
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Quote by markz
More bubbly please nekkid bar man and a bit of something harder lol

I got a paving slab if thats any good........ rolleyes
That will do...... to smash over ya head :giggle:
I find myself strange/odd/un-normal/out of sync/different/un-natural and most others to be a bit normal, or sheep like dunno
People on here being the most diverse with something special about them or maybe just like-minded dunno
I think (my version) of normal is a tad boring :sad:
:dry: Dont ya find people try to fit in? when they should be themselves and would probably fit quite nicely??
innocent
Can i have a glass of the finest bubbly please and something for a sore throat?? Ill be over there with PK
why Zambia??
confused
Victoria falls...
and
Its been a long lived dream to go canoeing there dunno call me strange The rivers are fantastic for canoeing
Then there is always the wildlife
Its a part of africa that intriques me the most
Deks does spitsbergen/svalbard with work and were planning to do norway/arctic circle on the bike in a couple of years in the summer though
I joined as the not so keen other half, He found the site, he joined got me involved and now im more involved than he is lol lol
George Clooney, Richard Gere, Alan Rickman and Johney Depp :smitten:
Use johneys pirate hat as the loo and shag the rest of the time oh with alan doing a voice over :inlove: hump
Quote by Theladyisaminx
Nice legs love,
What time do they open??
rotflmao rotflmao
Shocked em when i said "NOW" :rascal:
So thats what the parcel is at the depot :doh: i thought someone had sent me a present lol
Top of the range pc, laptop, printer and various software from pc world... last year
Paid with credit card to the sum of £3000 ish
Got the statement
Nada not a thing innocent think the balance was to pay :shock:
Never chased us either redface
Never been back to the store wink
Not the film lol but where would your road trip take you??
Money/time/family/work no issue
Personally id have a big rv thingy

cant be to cramped after all can you??
Austrlia
Brazil
Canada
Greenland
Zambia
(will add more when my head starts working)
Have no preference to see America yet i wanna see Niagara Falls and the rainforests of the amazon and congo loon
So where would you go and who would you take with you???
Caravan, (them camper vans are fecking tiny lol) unless ya talking rv thingies)
Pc or laptop?
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I had a 24 year old message me earlier. I wouldn't know whether to shag him or burp him :shock:

Im 25 what you gunna do to me :shock:
:giggle:
Worst mistake i ever make.... redface redface wasnt at home, had been working at the hotel picked the pan up to dish onto the plates and the pan dropped of the handle, Im stood there handle still in my hand and the guests dinner all over the floor redface If it had been any old guest i may have got away with it, with a bit knocked of the bill etc only the guests were planning to have their wedding and reception there :doh: and changed their minds bolt
i wasnt flavour of the month rolleyes
Still atleast i didnt drop a 5 tier wedding cake a week later :lol2: the boss did that lol
Has a habit of doing her hair on cam :giggle:
(and i dunno but willing to try :rascal: