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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Mine has eaten all kids of bones since it was a pup shes 12/13 now and still loves a good bone
but dry food plays havoc with her guts
Oh and the streets were cleaner in the days dogs main diet was bones too
but dry food plays havoc with her guts
Oh and the streets were cleaner in the days dogs main diet was bones too
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Quote by Steve
Can i have a large vodka orange please with a hard screw on the side??
Clean out of both Vodka and Orange here :rascal:
Thats ok il have a hard screw while i wait for asda to deliver
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Quote by earthchild
can i have a glass of rose and a cuppa for Mal please lol
So he is at your??!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: I thought it was very quite around here!!
bugger i wasnt supposed to say
Ask him if i can sit on his bike :rascal:
Can i have a large vodka orange please with a hard screw on the side??
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Quote by redpantherman
coff coff...
Oh golly gosh... I'm all flustered now
I've never really won anything that meant so much to me as this award.
Many comedians, writers & perverts rely on the buttocks in many ways for jokes such as flatulence & toilet humor, as a source of amusement, camaraderie and fun & sexual desire.
For me I can only claim the later & I am still in the process of perving the entries for the female bum competition... in fact I profess to entering them every opportunity I log on!
This will be cherished & be kept as a reminder that anyone can achieve & be who the want to be in this world!
I dedicate this award to my mother & father who made such an arse of me & I want to say hello to the Sugar Puff Posse who gave me the courage & the belief in myself that I could enter this competition
I wanna thank Tan for giving me the opportunity to display my arsets that wiped all the other butts in this competition
I wanna say a big thank you to Rocketben :thumbup:
It was a close effort & better luck next time!
& the ever inspirering MalI've always wanted to walk in your footsteps, butt now I will be proud for you to walk in the shadow of my arse!
As the tears well up in my eyes a certain refrain from a Teddy Riley song rings thru my mind & I wanna sing it for da SH Laydeez!
:karaoke:
All I wanna do is put my zoom zoom zoom in the boom boom
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny... :karaoke:
Get off the box ffs
:giggle: arnly kidding
well done rpm
now who wants to collect their prize in person :rascal:
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Quote by creampie123
My bum is going into hiding, 2nd to last is not good, used to be one of my best assets too.
better than last place :cry:
Oooooh did u enter? :rascal:
:gagged:
Now who wants to collect their prize in person?? :twisted:
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Quote by venus68
My bum is going into hiding, 2nd to last is not good, used to be one of my best assets too.
better than last place :cry:
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Would like to thank everyone who entered and everyone who helped in getting the pictures sorted Ive prooved i am really rather dim 
but we have the Winner...
:happy: In 3rd place is... Mal :happy:
:happy: In 2nd place is.... Rocketben :happy:
And in 1st place is the one.. the only.. Sugar Puff Daddy AKA Redpantherman :bounce:
hwoar:
Ive prooved i am really rather dim but we have the Winner... :happy: In 3rd place is... Mal :happy:
:happy: In 2nd place is.... Rocketben :happy:
And in 1st place is the one.. the only.. Sugar Puff Daddy AKA Redpantherman :bounce:
hwoar: Sex God
Ok we have the winner :bounce:
Firstly would just like to thank everyone for entering and being a good sport
:happy: In 3rd Place Is Cherrytree :happy:
:happy: In 2nd Place Is Mrs Creampie123 :happy:
And in 1st Place is....... Mrs Woohoo :bounce:
Firstly would just like to thank everyone for entering and being a good sport
:happy: In 3rd Place Is Cherrytree :happy:
:happy: In 2nd Place Is Mrs Creampie123 :happy:
And in 1st Place is....... Mrs Woohoo :bounce:
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Quote by winchwench
I'm the filling in a Steve & Tan sandwich :smug:
Sounds a truely magnificent sarni does that :lol2:
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9/10 :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
And i didnt know the one i got wrong :lol2:
And i didnt know the one i got wrong :lol2:
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
There was a programme on tv about is part of what I mean humans think we the superior beings, we have a lot to learn for animal instincts.
I''ve seen this a couple of times when I have a patient very near death. Dogs especially are in tune with things like this and I've known a few to refuse to leave the patient's bedside for days
My son did it (in a slight hijack sorry minx) when my aunt was dying my son never saw her or knew how ill she was she had brain tumours and was nearing the end one day my son came in from school very very upset saying he had to stay with his grandad (it was his sister that was dying) My parents agreed to come pick him up and he clung to his granda never leaving his side even refusing to sleep in his own bed that night they got the phonecall to say she had died, He couldnt explain why he wanted to be with his granda that day.
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Arriving home with your knickers and bra stuffed inside ya handbag is a dead give away too
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Always found it easier to make friendships with males as females were always very wary of me because i got on with men so well and i wasnt this fluffy thing with the latest clothes and perfect hair etc (which seemed to annoy them) 
In rl i have 2 very close female friends and im happy with that and i get on just as well with their partners
In rl i have 2 very close female friends and im happy with that and i get on just as well with their partners
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
Dont mind if i do
Corrrrrrrrr Me first!
Get in the flipping queue i was ere first
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Been caught with my skirt round my waist once or twice
Before the days of self locking doors I was caught riding some man or other (not dek) on my front room floor by a neighbour, he was actually in the front room before i realised he was there
Before the days of self locking doors I was caught riding some man or other (not dek) on my front room floor by a neighbour, he was actually in the front room before i realised he was there
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Quote by winchwench
Hmm, everything is relative! Were they walking around, or over you Tan?
I was the one walking over people actually squatting is more apt
or bouncing :bounce: and i didnt fall over once :smug:
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Putting an end to this on ...... Wednesday :bounce: and will announce the winner then
So get them votes in
:twisted:
So get them votes in
:twisted:
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Quote by jaymar
coming home relatively sober
4am! ?? :shock: tut young lady... tut!
Didnt actually go to bed until 7 30
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Not sure if the poll is for 7 days or not so will end this and announce the winner on.... :bounce: Wednesday..
so get those votes in
so get those votes in
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Managed to get a second hand great condition one with 4 games for £20 over the weekend its the slim one with the wireless. he has a portable dvd player which he uses a lot so dont think he will be to bothered about using it for the movies but nice to have that option
Thanks for all your help
Thanks for all your help
