Yes.
Have you ever done a really loud smelly fart when someone is giving you oral?
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Will give it a try when surrogate child/monster/little brother type thing has an afternoony sleep
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Hates polls, because mine went tits up and now its disappeared into admins clutches :shock:
They all having a good preview perve over the lads bums really aint they
They all having a good preview perve over the lads bums really aint they
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Quote by winchwench
uo pinched me Rrrrrrr'se!
Bleedin cheek!
Dont tell no one as its a huge huge secret but there is an on-screen keyboard on most pc's :eeek:
for those broken letters :lol2:
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Anais left the door open :shock: and the gremlins got in and ransacked the place
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Quote by Steve
Gemini here.............But then I dont partake very often.....
Maybe I should have been born a Virgo
But we all know Geminis are the best
Go tell the rest of em then :lol2:
I take it you must be a Gemini as well then
That makes 3 lovely gemini's :rascal:
Can i join your gang :twisted:
Dek is erm (checks tv mag quickly) sometimes leo sometimes virgo depending on which mag ya reading
stubborn git 
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Sorting number 2 out today but anyone know any "adult pictures" hosting sites? so we dont have this problem?. :twisted:
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Quote by helnheaven
whats this owner changeover deal ive heard mentioned?
When the site was taken over by , a few of us were tempted by the offer of eternal membership. In return, all we had to do was promise to post at least ten loads of bollox per week.
If we fail to meet our quota, we're punished. It starts off with "could not insert search results" and gets progressively worse. The worst punishment is when your hands are tied behind your back and made to read something smutty written by 's right hand woman- Splendid.
Hell hath no fury like that woman's porn.
:giggle:
:laughabove: :laughabove:
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Quote by woohoo
when does the voting end? (if youll pardon the pun)
I think the voting else on saturday night
i said 7 days Sex God
I have not been a fiddling :cry: but it is broke :cry: i can see it saying poll at the top but nothing else :shock: the gremlins have got it
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Quote by helnheaven
Sometimes the parenting can be perfect and yet kids will still be kids,
In a group they will back chat you or somebody else, it doesnt mean they dont know any respect! it means they are acting big infront of others
Kids are expected by some to be kids and others expect them to be kids acting like grown ups? It doesnt work both ways unfortunately
And yes i was a young when i had my son.
Tan I understand what you are sayingbutwhen we were kids there is no way we would have daredto show disrespect just to look big in front of our mates. We would have got a bloody good hiding when we got home.
Me to heln
sign of the times though i guessA few of my sons "friends" are so cheeky i just wanna clip em but i cant
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Missing adenoids
wisdom teeth one of them has not erupted yet :shock: (the dentists are after me to have this that or summit else done to make room for it, i keep getting phonecalls and im :scared
Had 6 teeth out when i was 12 and a brace fitted because my "mouth was to small" for my teeth :shock: reason for putting off the above^
Mishapen dented eye socket
My little toe nails are like piggy trotters (split in 2)
wisdom teeth one of them has not erupted yet :shock: (the dentists are after me to have this that or summit else done to make room for it, i keep getting phonecalls and im :scared
Had 6 teeth out when i was 12 and a brace fitted because my "mouth was to small" for my teeth :shock: reason for putting off the above^
Mishapen dented eye socket
My little toe nails are like piggy trotters (split in 2)
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Sometimes the parenting can be perfect and yet kids will still be kids,
In a group they will back chat you or somebody else, it doesnt mean they dont know any respect! it means they are acting big infront of others
Kids are expected by some to be kids and others expect them to be kids acting like grown ups? It doesnt work both ways unfortunately
And yes i was a young when i had my son.
In a group they will back chat you or somebody else, it doesnt mean they dont know any respect! it means they are acting big infront of others
Kids are expected by some to be kids and others expect them to be kids acting like grown ups? It doesnt work both ways unfortunately
And yes i was a young when i had my son.
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A few weeks ago school phoned me, to say son had to go to hospital ASAP and if i agreed a teacher was waiting to take him as they know i dont drive and would pick me up on the way (i had to give permission for son to get in teachers car). This is not usually the action taken but it was deemed necessary by the head teacher, Couldnt really fault them for that but realise it was beyond the call of duty.
Its a shame its come to this
Its a shame its come to this
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Yes. 
Have you ever thought about another while in bed with your lover?
Have you ever thought about another while in bed with your lover?
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Tv remote, bottle of vodka, laptop and a quilt with the dog at my feet.
Spose i can have a man that is silent until i want him to speak too :lol2:
Maybe a nice big bar of chocolate
Do you give head on the first date? :twisted:
Spose i can have a man that is silent until i want him to speak too :lol2:
Maybe a nice big bar of chocolate
Do you give head on the first date? :twisted:
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Quote by Peanut
Ping pong balls?
:twisted:
Nah i didnt do it on cam lat night but you missed it
:twisted:Ah, that must have been the bottle top opening thing I'd heard about :P
:twisted:
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Quote by Peanut
Ping pong balls?
:twisted:
Nah i didnt do it on cam lat night but you missed it
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Vote away 
The boys will be back as soon as i beg to admin and they fix what i broke
The boys will be back as soon as i beg to admin and they fix what i broke
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Spot the dim one
4/10
Although im sure they like giving me history questions which i know not a sausage about
4/10
Although im sure they like giving me history questions which i know not a sausage about
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Quote by winchwench
Trampoline Tan & the chatroom clan!
Figment of the imagination
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Is it just me or has number 2 turned up?
i didnt touch noffink :shock:
i didnt touch noffink :shock:
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Quote by winchwench
Yes
Have you ever been filmed having sex?
Yes
Have you ever fell off a chair backwards?
