Can i put my hair back in yet
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Hopefully we are sorted thanks to that clever adminy person st3v3 :lol2:
Can i put my hair back in yet
Can i put my hair back in yet
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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winchy A few weeks ago it seemed so easy, nice bunch of bums in my inbox :rascal: to per... research
On the plus side the male comp is sorted :thumbup: Thanks St3v3
I just cant hardly see em :cry:
Off to sort the female comp out now :idea:
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Just realised, 
They were there when i last edited round 527 starting soon 
They were there when i last edited round 527 starting soon Sex God
All pics present and correct, 11 entries and none violated 
can someone reset the polls please
can someone reset the polls please
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Can a kind mod reset the poll on here please now all the pics are present and correct 
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Quote by Peanut
:laughabove: :laughabove:
copy this "on screen keyboard" into the search box in the start menu
(oh you better press search to)oh you need a mouse to :lol2:
Or even easier (this is for XP)
Programs -> Accessories -> Accessibility -> On Screen Keyboard
Ah im on vista :lol2:
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Not most embarrassing but most recent passion killer 
Lying on the couch "lady loving" trying to get him in the mood nearly at that fuzzyy stage and all i hear is "come look at this i found a nice place to stay"
Then he wondered why i didnt continue lady loving :doh:
Lying on the couch "lady loving" trying to get him in the mood nearly at that fuzzyy stage and all i hear is "come look at this i found a nice place to stay" Then he wondered why i didnt continue lady loving :doh: Sex God
Whenever i think of my late aunt i think of cherrytree, not just because she is my surrogate aunt but my late aunt was a singer too.
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Ho Ho Ho we are getting somewhere
Just waiting for the last 2 pics to get sorted and i will pm st3v3 to reset the poll :bounce:
Just waiting for the last 2 pics to get sorted and i will pm st3v3 to reset the poll :bounce:
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Quote by mazandden
Got to be "The Apocalypse" just narrowly beating "Spice World" by a small margin and thats saying something
Good god, someone actually went to see spice wold?! hehehhe!
:therethere:
I was to busy watching johnathon woss while spice wowld was on :lol2:
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:laughabove: :laughabove:
copy this "on screen keyboard" into the search box in the start menu
(oh you better press search to) blonde leading the blonde oh you need a mouse to :lol2:
copy this "on screen keyboard" into the search box in the start menu
(oh you better press search to)
blonde leading the blonde oh you need a mouse to :lol2: Sex God
Right hopefully getting sorted tonight If your pic isnt showing then get in my inbox
No 5 looks like its a violation :shock:
Right faff for a little perve this
No 5 looks like its a violation :shock:
Right faff for a little perve this
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I think it happens more that it used to, Years ago most problems were sorted within family and a good hiding was just that a good hiding, now if we even shout at our kids in public we get glared at we cant disiplin them like we used to (not that i think smacking kids is the only way to disiplin but it should be within reason AND up to the parents to decide!) Parents are often forced to "shop" because they simply see no other way
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Bee gees, You Win Again
To Somebody I couldnt figure why
You couldnt give me what everybody needs
I shouldnt let you kick me when Im down
My baby
I find out everybody know that
Youve been using me
Im surprised you
Let me stay around you
One day Im gonna lift the cover
And look inside your heart
We gotta level before we go
And tear this love apart
(chorus)
Theres no fight you cant fight
This battle of love with me
You win again
So little time
We do nothing but compete
Theres no life on earth
No other could see me through
You win again
Some never try
But if anybody can, we can
And Ill be, Ill be
Following you
Oh baby I shake you from now on
Im gonna break down your defenses
One by one
Im gonna hit you from all sides
Lay your fortress open wide
Nobody stops this body from
Taking you
You better beware, I swear
Im gonna be there one day when you fall
I could never let you cast aside
The greatest love of all
To Somebody
I couldnt figure whyYou couldnt give me what everybody needs
I shouldnt let you kick me when Im down
My baby
I find out everybody know that
Youve been using me
Im surprised you
Let me stay around you
One day Im gonna lift the cover
And look inside your heart
We gotta level before we go
And tear this love apart
(chorus)
Theres no fight you cant fight
This battle of love with me
You win again
So little time
We do nothing but compete
Theres no life on earth
No other could see me through
You win again
Some never try
But if anybody can, we can
And Ill be, Ill be
Following you
Oh baby I shake you from now on
Im gonna break down your defenses
One by one
Im gonna hit you from all sides
Lay your fortress open wide
Nobody stops this body from
Taking you
You better beware, I swear
Im gonna be there one day when you fall
I could never let you cast aside
The greatest love of all
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Quote by lyns
The gang bang song on the x factor!! :shock:
I just want to know how you have a gang bang against a wall ???.
Massive rolls of sellotape??
People staples? :silly:
With spiderman hands and super xxx strong strength web blasting spray?
(just asked the son how he would stick someone to the wall)
:silly: After these answers he then asked why would i want to stick him to the wall :laughabove:
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Quote by st3v3
The male one looks to be ok now;
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/285961.html
and I've just updated this one so it should work ok now, the bad news is that the vote counts had to be reset, so everyone will need to vote again
Yipee i think i love you st3v3
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Yes depending on the crime,
Could you "shop" your parents to? I did with my real father, never regretted it.
Could you "shop" your parents to? I did with my real father, never regretted it.
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Quote by anais
Anais left the door open :shock: and the gremlins got in and ransacked the place
I shall make sure I slam it well next time :lol2:
Slam it hard and kick it for good measure :lol2:
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Quote by Phuckers
ha ha ha how can you teach someone common sense???some of the kids cant even count to 10 let alone knowing their parents mobile numbers off head
My son knows my home number, mobile number, both deks numbers his grans mobile and house numbers and my friends phone numbers off the top of his head, some of us do try to teach out kids what to do in an emergency
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Quote by lyns
nope :angel:
Have you ever caused someone an injury during sex?
Yes, but none sexual in the throws of passion his head sort of met a big pot on my arm
told the doc he walked into a flower pot :lol2: Have you ever been injured during sex?
