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Tan____Kinky

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24 Sep 2008

Quote by woohoo
Sorry but I have visons here of Tan drawing that big black arrrow on her screen with an ink marker then taking a picture of it.
Tan is the only girl I know that when she makes a mistake on the pc she uses tippex

rolleyes

Actually i was dead clever I took screen shot of the page :smug: Then i sent it to paint :smug: then i drew an arrow with a pointy painty thingy (notice the artistic quality)then i saved it :smug: uploadeds it to photosmucket :smug: and dah dah tan can actually do something without doing a mistake :smug:
And dek said that i am very very clever and people should not think im thick because im not
(i am really) :giggle:

24 Sep 2008

An eating mood confused

confused

24 Sep 2008

Can ya tell im bored?

24 Sep 2008

clubs & parties right under the cafe
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24 Sep 2008

Quote by winchwench
Thank feck you're back, nutter.
Hate 'em.
Love pickled Gherkins though....but I'd have stabbed the lid with a knife to release the pressure.....voila.
You're sooooo macho :inlove:

Or he could of tried wedging the lid in the door until pressure was released (and pickled juice ran down the door and onto the floor creating a sticky vinigar resin)
Fire has big muscles lol

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24 Sep 2008

Why didnt you just ask fire to open it????
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Picked eggs hate em redface

redface

24 Sep 2008

Quote by winchwench
Richards bums not there so me not voting

You didnt enter it wink

wink

Ooooh er missus.
lol

lol

Im not talking about big bert now lol

lol

24 Sep 2008

Quote by creampie123
is the voting still till saturday seeing as tho there's been a few technical problems*..
*for technical problems read tan fiddling

Leave me alone smackbottom

smackbottom

I cant fiddle :cry:
Dunno best ask steve lol dunno

dunno

24 Sep 2008

Quote by Dizzy_DonnaCouple
Richards bums not there so me not voting

You didnt enter it wink

wink

24 Sep 2008

Quote by Hibernian
A what?
sounds scary though :!:

No need to be scared........ Just a little prick wont hurt at all
now bend over please :twisted:

24 Sep 2008

Quote by Calista
anais, you seem to have a thing for chaining me up :shock:

Can I watch???
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Its where I wanna put the chain tho Hib :lol2: :lol2:
Cali, you can join in if ya want to wink

wink

Not into erotic asphixiation :shock:
lol doesn't do it for me either although I do like see a man suitably chained! Was thinking mor along the lines .. ball and chain :twisted:
I have a big bert :twisted: wanna borrow it???

24 Sep 2008

Quote by Peanut
I don't give a fuck who lives next door to me so long as they are honest,respectful and don't make to much noise shagging!

I disagree...
...they should make more noise so I can listen :P
:giggle:
I thought that too bolt

bolt

Perve?

dunno

where? :lol2:

24 Sep 2008

Quote by Calista
I'm in an ok mood.
I have to make sure someone does his 6 mile run tonight! drive him out and drop him off and leave him!

Hmmm I'd like try that .... dropping him of 6000 miles from home, but Morbius always finds his way home lol

lol

:giggle: drop him with no money then wink

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LOL he aint got any!!!! I reckon he's got one of those homing devices ... If I could find where he's hidden it ... I'd be laughing :giggle:
Thankful Morb never comes one here any more :giggle:
:giggle:
My mood?? would like to......

24 Sep 2008

Quote by Calista
I'm in an ok mood.
I have to make sure someone does his 6 mile run tonight! drive him out and drop him off and leave him!

Hmmm I'd like try that .... dropping him of 6000 miles from home, but Morbius always finds his way home lol

lol

:giggle: drop him with no money then wink

wink

24 Sep 2008

Quote by Hibernian
I've got Tan on top of me :P

Thats not good i smother people :shock:

24 Sep 2008

I would say cock but it wasnt lol,
a banana

24 Sep 2008

8/10 a very very high score for me :bounce:

24 Sep 2008

winchy and peanut and all others hijacking the steam room :giggle:

23 Sep 2008

Edward Scissorhands :scared: :scared:
The hand that rocks the cradle :scared: :scared:
Scary Movie :scared: :scared:
bolt

bolt

23 Sep 2008

Quote by woohoo

Woohoo thats not fair i wont be able to guess :cry: :giggle:

Don't worry Tan you can still guess cos knowing you as I do,youll get most of them wrong even altho you have all the answers in front of you. :giggle:
Woo my dear you are just completely massively totally under estimating how much time i have spent with these pictures in the last 2 weeks :twisted: :wanker: Each and every one has been lovingly cared for and adored wink

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The bum lover x

23 Sep 2008

BuMMMMMMp

23 Sep 2008

When you have a tonne of cotton wool round your head and a winter duvet round your body and an egg cup over your privates :lol2: :lol2:
Oh id hide all knives, bats, pans, and heavy ornaments before you do as well :giggle:

23 Sep 2008

Quote by Sassy-Seren
There's voting for 14 but I can only see 11
I demand to see 3 more bums!
:giggle:

shhh Im sure st3v3 is more than sick of me already redface

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Woohoo thats not fair i wont be able to guess :cry: :giggle:

23 Sep 2008

Quote by winchwench

Erm, are you vying for the post of "Wide-on Laureate" with Splen?
:shock:

redface

wow... what a compliment!
Ooooh- anyone remember Kiss? SH's first wide-on Laureate was a title I bestowed upon her....
I'm having ideas here.......erotic story comp......oh dear...polls.....
Great idea :rascal: polls erm oh shit bolt

bolt

23 Sep 2008

Quote by winchwench
I'm quite perplexed that I recognise so many

I reconise all of them :shock:

23 Sep 2008

Quote by splendid_

Anyway Tan- I know we've all taken the pish- but I'm sure we all want you to know that your efforts are appreciated hun. You may not be an expert- but you are trusted, and you've tried to put the swing back into heaven.
Thank you

stop kissing ass ffs. woman. You just never stop..... well, actually you do. Where is MY ass kissing ?
Tis ok splendidly you can kiss mine too. wink

wink

:giggle:
Its been fun kiss

kiss

23 Sep 2008

Go play elsewhere please,
Oh and the person before you was talking a bout a whole other thread wink

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23 Sep 2008

Quote by woohoo
Its not a bad old life woo

Yep life's a bitch boss lol

lol

Watch out st3 the shorty one will be after your job :giggle:
Thanks for sorting it kiss

kiss

23 Sep 2008

It will be sorted when st3v3 gets to it, i dont think he has done anything with it yet
kiss

kiss

23 Sep 2008

A sausage

lol

Pork & apple wink

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