she looks rather fetching in a maids outfit
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Sex God
I do not lol (some of em are old)
she looks rather fetching in a maids outfithwoar:
she looks rather fetching in a maids outfit
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Can give facials to 
better having someone else do em than on yourself i find lol and dek gets sick of being my facial dummy
better having someone else do em than on yourself i find lol and dek gets sick of being my facial dummy Sex God
I love to use boots no7 when i can afford to but i cant use anything to strong cos it plays war with the old acne
Cant use most facial scrubs for the same reason so have to stick to facial washes
Oil free moisturiser
and a good eye cream
May have to try this aldi cream though
Cant use most facial scrubs for the same reason so have to stick to facial washes
Oil free moisturiser
and a good eye cream
May have to try this aldi cream though
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Quote by Bonedigger
:shock: :shock:
ladies, I am sure I dont know to what you are referring....mr 6foot6, please ignore those two reprobates up there...their medication has obviously began to wear off!
gerra way women my sides are splitting
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Quote by Bonediggerand :welcome: to the forum.....I am the quiet lurker of the forum, but Im sure that you will soon pick that up for yourself! :giggle:
mrs B xxx
Oh my goodness :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
:eeek: my sides hurt
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Ahhh, Hans Gruber....might have to have a 'Die Hard Box Set & Beer' evening some time this week :bounce:
Can i join you
D'you really think we'd end up watching much of the films? :rascal:
Erm YES hello - alan rickman
0 - horny in 1 hour 30 minutes
then we can shag :rascal:
I could always tie you to a chair, facing the screen and see how long it takes me to :lickface: 'distract' you
:lickface: for the entire length of the film :bounce:
wont ya get jaw ache though
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Quote by Peanut
Only gives half head :P
:lol2:
Nutty boy likes to take the preverbial piss!
And varca is a natural in front of camera
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Im spending less time on here, guess what happened? my house suddenly got quite tidy 
:giggle:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Ahhh, Hans Gruber....might have to have a 'Die Hard Box Set & Beer' evening some time this week :bounce:
Can i join you
D'you really think we'd end up watching much of the films? :rascal:
Erm YES hello - alan rickman
0 - horny in 1 hour 30 minutes
then we can shag :rascal:
Sex God
Wouldnt mind perching over his shoulders :rascal:
Oh and look hes got his toys ready!hwoar:
:wanker:
Oh and look hes got his toys ready!
hwoar::wanker:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Ahhh, Hans Gruber....might have to have a 'Die Hard Box Set & Beer' evening some time this week :bounce:
Can i join you
Sex God
He has no willy in the film though
that aint no bleeding good is it?EDIT: out of the flipping entire film i remember that bit
Metratron: Any documented occasion where some claims God has spoken to them, they're speaking of me. Or they're talking to themselves.
And my favourite quote from love actually -
Karen: Tell me, what would you do in my position?
Harry: What position is that?
Karen: Imagine your husband bought a gold necklace and come Christmas gave it to somebody else...
Harry: Oh, Karen...
Karen: Would you wait around to find out if it's just a necklace, or if it's sex and a necklace, or if worst of all it's a necklace and love? Would you stay, knowing life would always be a little bit worse? Or would you cut and run?
Harry: Oh, God. I am so in the wrong. The classic fool.
Karen: Yes, but you've also made a fool out of me, and you've made the life I lead foolish too.
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For 2 million i would probably buy the home im in now do some renovations buy a car (oh and pass my test)
Get my son some extra tuition to help with him school work
Have a holiday or 2 (or maybe one big holiday)
2 million isnt really enough to set you up for life you couldnt have a higher style of living and live on it for very long without working to top it up
But if i won say 10 million + I would buy a few properties and rent them out so you still have a monthly income, buy myself some old house in near nowhere put some money towards a wind turbine and solar panels for my house for the price of fuel it can only be an investment buy a campervan/caravan for those touring holidays but if i won that much money i doubt i would live in the UK
Get my son some extra tuition to help with him school work
Have a holiday or 2 (or maybe one big holiday)
2 million isnt really enough to set you up for life you couldnt have a higher style of living and live on it for very long without working to top it up
But if i won say 10 million + I would buy a few properties and rent them out so you still have a monthly income, buy myself some old house in near nowhere put some money towards a wind turbine and solar panels for my house for the price of fuel it can only be an investment buy a campervan/caravan for those touring holidays but if i won that much money i doubt i would live in the UK
